Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Con(nor)^2b(u)y

September 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 106 Comments

by: Grey

Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]

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Corners Report: A Very Early Mock Draft

August 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Comments

by: kelder

In lieu of rankings, I found a crazy early mock draft on X from editor-in-chief from PitcherList, Rick Graham. If you’re interested in the whole thing, I’ll post the screenshot below. As the corner infield guy, though, I was interested in how these guys are valued outside of my own awesome bubble. It’s a solid […]

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Phils Host Blue Jays For Schwarber Day And Christmas

August 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 204 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Jesus Luzardo went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.32. On the Player Rater, he’s a what? Top 25 starter? Top 20 starter? Top 15 starter? C’mon, guess! I need you to guess! Bzzt wrongo! He’s around a top 10 starter. You weren’t expecting a vague answer, were you? Luzardo […]

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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2026 Fantasy Baseball

July 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 238 Comments

by: Grey

Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2026 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]

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Gavin All My Love To You

July 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Comments

by: Grey

Ya know when you don’t know where you’re going in NYC and the taxis take you for a whole ride? “I’d like to go to see the Empire State Building.” “Right-o, champ! Tourist, huh?” “Yes, I am very happy to be in your great city.” Boom, he’s taking you from Chinatown to LaGuardia. You’re gonna […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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You Dansby Serious?!?

July 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 203 Comments

by: Grey

Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]

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2026 MLB Risers And Fallers: Bichette Bounce Back

June 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Comments

by: CableBoxScore

For the 2026 fantasy baseball season, every team has about 70 games down and almost 90 games still to go after the first twelve weeks of the season. Since even 70 games aren’t nearly enough to draw any conclusions, we will spend these posts in the middle of the season looking at the risers and […]

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Double Dammit Vinnie Dry Cured Hammit J-Rammit Broken Hamate Weekend

June 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 225 Comments

by: Grey

Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]

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Complete-ly Mis-erable

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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The Only Thing That Doesn’t Stay In Vegas Are Fly Balls Hit In Play

June 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 254 Comments

by: Grey

What a dumb park the A’s and Brewers played in last night. And I loved it. Until we have baseball on the moon, this is the best we’re gonna have. What are they thinking that they’re moving this team to Vegas? It’s so crazy, I love it so much. You thought Bing Bong Stadium in […]

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