Twins fans might be in for a frustrating year at the big league level, but trust me, the future is bright in Minnesota. No other…
I really don't want to spend much time on Endy Chavez. Which means basically two things. 1) I don't think to much of the guy.…
Anibal Sanchez was amazing last night, pitching 8 innings and giving up just 5 five hits with a whopping 17 strikeouts against one of the…
Did you realize that there was an epic breakthrough in the world of baseball analytics this week? Well, it happened! We did it! On Thursday,…
I’m currently watching Freaks and Geeks (thanks, Instant Streaming!) for the first time. At this point, I bring a lot of baggage to the show. …
Greetings playas and playettes. Yes, I'm proud to announce I have the most female readers in the sports industry other than John Clayton. You wouldn't…
Going into yesterday's game, Gio Gonzalez had a 5.85 ERA and in three of four starts he only threw five innings. I saw the fear…
We are almost through April and most fantasy baseball owners fall in two categories. There are those owners that have gotten off to a good…
So we come to another week of debauchery known as bullpendom. Yeah, I like to make up words, Dr. Seuss did it and he is…
Surprised that I showed up with a post today? I'm sure most of you thought I was still writing my 30-page thesis on R.A. Dickey.…
Yesterday, Krispie Young had a double side of slam and an order of legs. Sorry, I'm hungry. And Krispie's making me hungrier! Krispie creams the…
We're back for our first revision of the prospect power rankings. For those who are new, or just kinda slow, this is where we'll take…
Have you ever enraged a Canadian? Well I hadn't yet (except that one time when I was ten and heckled a hockey player, pretty sure…
Scenario: Jim Leyland has been a part of a clinical trial to prove cigarettes cause mental illness. On off days, Leyland sits in a hotel…
Yeah, I’ll be that guy. Maybe it’s because I don’t own Zack Greinke in any leagues, but I’m not exactly outraged by the whole "incident."…
Rudy couldn't join us yesterday because he was under the weather, but JayWrong (Is it Jaywrong or JayWrong? I always get mixed up.) and LT…
Three weeks are complete, and Men-In-Cleats (Bosch Brothers – in Trout We Trust) is still number 1. We’ll have the complete Master Standings up next…
Sure, these aren't your slightly older brother's Yankees. Even Mel Hall would roll over in his Aryan cellmate's arms if you were to compare these…
South Korean native Hyun-Jin Ryu burst onto the scene this season, racking 20 strikeouts in his first three outings, notching two wins with a sub-3.00 ERA. Like…
We've all been told to be patient with our fantasy stars in the early going. As a Giancarlo Stanton owner, I was rewarded for my…
"The Nats Don't Play," was almost the title, but that's too raw for all you suckas. It's too cutting. It cuts the quick and bleeds…
One day the Devil challenged the Big Man upstairs to a baseball game. Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance. I have Babe Ruth.…
So I understand Eduardo Nunez is not American born - from the Dominican Republic - but Michelle was a mixed up translation, right? Like the…
Ryan Zimmerman is hitting the DL with a hamstring strain, and to replace him, the Nats are calling up their top prospect, Anthony Rendon. Rendon…
I’ll be honest here, I had no idea that Shelley Duncan was still playing. Not only is he playing, he’s, um, well, I’m supposed to…
Matt Harvey was better last night. Better than Stephen Strasburg. In a battle of two of the NL's most exciting young pitchers, Matt Harvey dominated…
Welcome back, two-start hoarders. The awful weather this April has made things a bit more challenging, as two-starters keep getting bumped from one week to…
Carlos Ruiz set to return from his suspension next week for testing positive for the ADHD drug, Adderall. He had this to say, "I look…
Greeting all, and welcome to another thrilling post centered on points leagues. Never forget the fact that points leagues' stats almost always translate into Roto…
Derek Jeter screams "Ankle!" Yanks scream "Uncle!" Well, you know you can't spell "My ankle" without Minka Kelly. She couldn't stop at just Jason Street,…
In 2006, a special H.O.F. committee was appointed for the task of reviewing the qualifications of ballplayers, managers and owners from the Negro League, in…
I wish I was a mathematician or at least had one of those rad looking calculator watches. For now I will remain myself and take…
R.A. Dickey will not be remembered for what he did before wearing a Rangers, Brewers, Mariners, Twins, Met's uniform. Nor will he ever be remembered…
According to Wikipedia, the Dozens is a game of spoken words between two contestants, common in African-American communities, where participants insult each other until one…
Archie Bradley | RHP, Diamondbacks | Born: 8/10/1992 It's rare that a club just gives away a first round investment for pennies on the dollar,…
Imagine the Freaky Friday scenario with Grey or Rudy. One minute you're a happy-go-lucky fantasy player who enjoys the occasional buffoonery, the next your spouting…
Yesterday, Yovani Gallardo was arrested for a DUI. So that explains why his pitches are all over the place! He blew a 0.22. That's six-plus…
Last week, I talked about how you should believe in your studs. No, not Studs Terkel, but he was the man. No, not Macho Man…
This week in Razzball Podcast entertainment we were joined by JB "Big Biscuit" Gilpin, who reviewed the film, 42. JB majored in film in college,…
More injuries, more closer meltdowns... but let's focus on some positives. Week 1 top team, Bosch Brothers (in Trout We Trust) still has more points…