went Yardo Montalban as he Tattooed the ball three times. Da plane, da plane...is flying right next to Zimmerman's homers! My dear guests! I am…
With the First-Year Players Draft a little more than a week away, we’re continuing our discussion of some of the more advanced amateur prospects —…
So you're still fairly new to DraftKings. You have that deer in the headlights look Grey had when moving to Palm Springs 10 years ago…
They say baseball is a game of inches. When 'they' say that, 'they' are wearing a plaid jacket and flood pants. They also have adult…
is fired. As in, he’s been on fire since last August and I’m finally willing to announce that I’ve seen his face. Now I’m a…
Besides our long, terrifically, lively adverbially-amazing debate on and , we also talk about things that are related to baseball like trying to secure a…
For the fifth consecutive week, Mauledbypandas is atop the overall standings, even with 2 of his first 6 picks on the DL ( , ).…
Hope everyone's well rested and had a joyous Michael Bay Day. If you couldn't be American yesterday, I hope at least you got drunk and…
After an underwhelming cup of coffee last year, looked primed for the 5th spot in the Diamondbacks rotation, only to lose out to . I remember there…
There was rumor of a young ballplayer in California, a first baseman that could play the position as perhaps it had never been played before.…
How quickly things change. Last week, it was looking like was close to returning from an elbow injury and would be the odd man out…
On this Memorial Day, I'm left thinking about things as American as apple pie and fake-breasted women, but mostly I'm left contemplating how similar Memorial…
If you were one of the Razzball disciples that had dreams of a 20/20 type season fromplease take your head out of the oven. Rutledge…
Some weeks, it's just good to trust a buy call by our Fantasy Baseball Lord & Savior, Grey Albright. BTW, do me a favor. Google…
With the constant influx of new talent, new names, new statistics, it can be easy to lose sight of a prospect who's fallen from grace.…
Fantasy baseball rest of season rankings are the herbal tea to the double espressos that are Hittertron and Stream-o-Nator. Most of the post-draft fantasy baseball decisions we…
left last night's game in the fifth inning after being hit by a pitch on the hand and fracturing his knuckle. The Yankees expect Grandy…
Are you familiar with The Legend of Oso Blanco? It's the very true story behind , and it's a must listen if you haven't yet…
This won't only be a Buy on but also a Sell on since he's used up all my hospitality, and I'm the Florence Nightingale of…
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
was sent down and the Mariners called up Jesus Sucre. Jesus for Jesus was the original name of Jews for Jesus when it only had…
So here we sit at the quarter post of the season, closers have had some ups and some flops. Staring at you . Forecasting the…
One of the constant questions I get is 'Where did you get your nick from?' The other ones, if you were wondering, are 'Who is…
did not play for the third time since last Friday because Walt Weiss is crummy with crackers, then thinking he was a real Weiss guy,…
I sat out this podcast. Now, now, don't boo like Justin Bieber just won an award. It should be about the craft that we're making,…
Baseball's purest prospect has been called up. Jurickson Profar has surfaced in Texas, and if you're just learning this now, you're far too late. Don't…
So for any of you esteemed loyalists to Razzball Nation who have not yet tried out DraftKings, the real question is why are you such…
Yesterday, I was thinking how , who went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks, is a'ight. Has nominal value in mixed leagues against…
, a notable imperialist, has been capturing the hearts and minds of fantasy owners while their villages are unsuspectingly pillaged. On the baseball field, he’s…
When went down with a triceps injury, mercifully so with the struggles he was enduring, the Rays finally announced over the weekend that prospect would be…
I went ahead and picked up this past week only to watch him sprain his ankle before even entering my lineup. ESPN has him listed…
Mauledbypandas held on to first for another week, but Jack Full of Hate closed the gap to just three tenths of a point as he…
On a scale of one to ten for most surprising starters, is a one. One being the best. When you beat your high score in…
We like baseball. We might even love baseball. But we love fantasy baseball more. If you read this site at all, this should not be…
called up to replace The Ian Kinsler DL Experiment. I'll wait here while you go add Profar in your league. Okay, back? Good! If you're…
Almost two months into the 2013 Major League Baseball season and things have suddenly turned into Bizarro World from the Superman comics. Those not familiar…
Age ain't nothin but a number, baby. And speaking of numbers, what's yours? Oh you're here with friends and you're just at the bar getting…
There was quite an interest with my recent foray into the statistical side of Major League Baseball and how we can apply it to our fantasy baseball teams.…
Bear with me for a moment while I venture outside stateside baseball for a look at a marvelous moment in Korean pro ball. The always…
Our Razzball prospect protagonist Scott Evans is currently going over the upcoming MLB Draft and players who might have an immediate impact on your fantasy…