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Fantasy Baseball Prospects
LATE SEASON AUDIT: Top 25 Fantasy Baseball Prospects for 2013
This is always painful, but it’s also necessary. What follows is a look back at my preseason prospect rankings — a self audit, if you…
- Scott Evans
- September 4, 2013
- 35
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Do A 2014 Fantasy Baseball Mock Draft
So this is the next to last baseball podcast of the regular season. There's still a big gala podcast at the end of the year.…
- Grey
- September 4, 2013
- 248
DraftKings
DraftKings – Out With A Bang With Rudy Whimpering
Razzball Nation! As promised, we have a huge DraftKings contest this week - by far our biggest prize pool - with DraftKings throwing us a RAZZBALL…
- JB Gilpin
- September 4, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
No Cocoa Butter For My Asche-y Needs
I've been mentioning him here and there in the blurb sections of the roundups, but I can't wait until Friday's Buy, or until the offseason…
- Grey
- September 4, 2013
- 196
OPS Leagues
Et Tu Bruce, Jay?
I never know what to expect from on a weekly basis. He’s been killing me softly the past month (or really, season), but it always…
- Tom Jacks
- September 3, 2013
- 14
Our Leagues
RCL Update: September 3
A Hill O’ Beans bounced back and regained top spot after just a week in second. My Mustache Has a Mustache hit .321 this week…
- VinWins
- September 3, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
A Salt To Their Battery
's start yesterday of 7 IP, 1 ER, 9 baserunners, 6 Ks wasn't incredible in itself, but other than Lenny from Laverne and Shirley when…
- Grey
- September 3, 2013
- 433
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile – Joe Kelly’s Heroes
I remember as a kid trying to watch Kelly's Heroes with my dad, and not understanding any of it. I mean, it didn't have a…
- JB Gilpin
- September 2, 2013
- 19
NEWS
Sweet September SAGNOF
I have a love/hate relationship with Labor Day. On one hand, I have to say goodbye to all of my white pants and seersucker sportcoats.…
- Mike
- September 2, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Teams Pour Some Into Their Forty, Man, For The Brothers Who Are Here
Nick Castellanos a ti, Nick Castellanos a ti, Nick Castellanos a ti... Oh, sorry, I didn't here you walk in. I was just singing Happy…
- Grey
- September 2, 2013
- 413
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: C’mon Get Happy, There’s Hoes on the Playoff Bus
Heading into the stretch run you are either on the playoff bus or it turned you into roadkill three weeks ago. Somebody get a shovel,…
- The Guru
- September 1, 2013
- 45
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Get Re-Ackleymated With Dustin
Yep, you know me. I only cover Mariners. Though I'm not as much of a homer as JayWrong is with his San Diego Chargers, Padres,…
- Sky
- September 1, 2013
- 12
Our Leagues
Fantasy Razzball Update: September 1
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- September 1, 2013
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 22
The Arizona Fall League has announced its preliminary rosters, and as usual, this year's AFL is loaded with high impact talent. Offensive headliners include Byron…
- Scott Evans
- September 1, 2013
- 22
Daily Notes
So I Married An Axford
King Hodor of the House of Hodor. First of his Hodor. Long may he Hodor. At this point, there appear to be more trades occurring…
- Jay
- August 31, 2013
- 88
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 23
Weekly leaguers, you're here to read weekly league advice, of course. But let's begin this week by broadening our horizons with a little daily league…
- Scott Evans
- August 31, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
MaDom Buyvary
I remember reading the Cliff Notes for Gustave Flaubert's masterpiece and thinking, "From the moment Cliff Notes was invented, no one has actually read a…
- Grey
- August 30, 2013
- 593
Points Leagues
Do Yourself a Favor and Forget About Bogaerts.
Am I original? Yeeeeeah. Am I the only one? Yeeeeeeeah. Beddict’s back, ALLRIGHT!!!! Greetings Beddict lovers! Tis I, Tehol, here to assist you with squeaking…
- LT Murray IV
- August 30, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Two Scoops Of Power Is Raisin Brandon’s Value
Some players do something so wonderfully fantastic in one game that they force themselves into the lede. Some players do something so terrifically awful that…
- Grey
- August 30, 2013
- 174
Closers
Closer Report
So I was semi-bored this week, only semi, because I am a guy and porn still does exist. I was looking at the save totals…
- Smokey
- August 29, 2013
- 12
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Sonny With a Side of Sanchez (Again)
In Dune, a group of nomads called Fremen are almost wiped out by a race led by a maniacal, obese lard whose fat must be…
- Terse
- August 29, 2013
- 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Taijuan’s Anagram Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Filthy
Taijuan Walker will start vs. the Astros on Friday. The Mariners' front office decided if they were going to sell him for ten cents on…
- Grey
- August 29, 2013
- 444
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Pirates. They Think, Therefore, They ARRRRRGH
The Pirates are having a very fine season. There is no knocking on wood required here, no jinxers, no late-season collapse to ruin the party.…
- Jay
- August 28, 2013
- 16
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Final Contest Is Next Week, And It’s A Bigun
Razzball Nation! The $100,000 Sweet Spot has come and gone (how'd you do Razzball Contest winners?) and we've got only one RAZZBALL EXCLUSIVE contest for…
- JB Gilpin
- August 28, 2013
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
New York Flips Pittsburgh The Byrd
The Pirates are in it to win it, y'all! Maybe too aggressive. Okay, the Pirates are in it to make it seem like they're in…
- Grey
- August 28, 2013
- 440
OPS Leagues
Your OPS League MVP
Fancy meeting you here, and look at you: all dressed up with no place to go. As the season winds down, some are focused on…
- Tom Jacks
- August 27, 2013
- 43
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Rudy Discusses Our Expert Leagues
I couldn't be a part of the podcast today because I was getting fitted for wedding dresses in NYC this weekend. I love reality based…
- Grey
- August 27, 2013
- 312
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 27
Mauledbypandas is back in first place for the first time since June 3rd. His team hit .289 this week with 44 runs and 43 RBI.…
- VinWins
- August 27, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
It’s Like We Harvey Knew Ya
I have a team building exercise for the Mets. Get Kevin Mitchell on the horn. He has at least five baby mamas that are flight…
- Grey
- August 27, 2013
- 203
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Scott Kazmir’s Arm Back From The Dead – Zombie Arm!
In true Halloween spirit, we have a special haunted edition of the Pitcher Profile. Ok, so it's not even September yet, but hey, we live…
- JB Gilpin
- August 26, 2013
- 27
NEWS
Bonifacio On a Royal Tear
Since being traded to the Royals ten days ago, has seven steals - more than any player in baseball in that span. Obviously, he's benefited…
- Mike
- August 26, 2013
- 21
Daily Notes
Marco Estrada No Es Tostada
It was about a half year ago that Grey threw all his chips into the pot on . Man-crushed him onto just about every team…
- Rudy Gamble
- August 26, 2013
- 457
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Lounge Against the Machine
Welcome into the Razzball Lounge, fantasy freaks. Here in the lounge we celebrated Razzball scribes like to kick back, relax, sketch Grey’s mustache, debate and…
- The Guru
- August 25, 2013
- 54
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Rejoice In Re-Morse
Greetings and good cheer, my fellow Razzballians (which sounds like a portmanteau of 'Razzball Aliens' but I swear it's not; the status of your US…
- Sky
- August 25, 2013
- 41
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 21
Back in May, I wrote a Courtney Hawkins fantasy. You can read it here. At that point in time, Hawkins was at High-A Winston Salem…
- Scott Evans
- August 25, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You’re Coming With Me Cain
Sean Connery enjoyed the landing of B-Weezy. So it's official. Just in time for your playoffs or late-season run for a title, has joined and…
- Jay
- August 24, 2013
- 46
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 22
Instead of relegating him to bullpen duties, the Cardinals have opted to send to the disgraceful list. In a corresponding move, they've called up from…
- Scott Evans
- August 24, 2013
- 56
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Call The Money Store To Buy Scooter
Because we don't like to leave anyone out here (yeah, right; I don't think 80% of the words I use would be made up if…
- Grey
- August 23, 2013
- 722
Y to Z
The Commerce Comet
In 1948, Yankee Scout Tommy Greenwade had taken a trip to Kansas to see a prospect named Billy Johnson who played for a semi-professional team…
- Paulie Allnuts
- August 23, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Beachy Has Freezer Burn
First Heyward, and now is headed to see Dr. Freeze. This is the worst back-to-back days in Atlanta since Sherman burnt Atlanta and then Home…
- Grey
- August 23, 2013
- 206
