I explained yesterday that I'm out of town and extremely drunk, possibly scoring in the 80s (likely not) on a lush golf course in the…
If was aiming to win last night he was right on target, pitching seven innings against the fearsome Orioles lineup, allowing just 2 hits, 1…
A quick word before we begin with the two-start jibber-jabber: I'm out of town this weekend visiting my brother in Cincinnati. He runs a golf…
Hello, Nick Castellanos, see you soon, maybe, yeah, no, okay. Great to meet you, Gerrit Cole, eventually. What do you know it's, Mike Zunino, maybe…
On June 3rd, 2013, a young Cuban, armed with 5 tool ability and a rockin bod, landed on the Southern Coast of California. He was…
Our correspondent in St. Louis, Dan Pants, is reporting at 8:05 Eastern Standard Time, 's fastball died. There's still no official confirmation. Details are scant.…
One challenge to streaming hitters vs. streaming pitchers - or playing daily fantasy games - is that teams do not publish 'Probable Hitters' a few…
Another week, another 2 temporary save mongers join the closing fray. Luke Gregerson and Rex Brothers, of Emmett Otter fame, took over for Street and…
It happened again this Saturday. I went out with some pals and gals, like usual — pick a friend’s apartment at which to do some…
held the Pirates to one hit yesterday with 11 Ks in 8 innings, lowering his ERA to 3.30, making Teheran victorious vs. the Pirates. Which…
I typically don't delve into any notes on the Next Five section of this feature, but with some intriguing names popping up there this week,…
There's no way you haven't heard, but the MLB is reportedly going to suspend, like, a team's worth of players. Maybe the potential suspendees should form their…
Did someone call Glenn Frey? Cuz the H is O. When the news hit, I was on the toilet, which reminded me of that famous…
Here’s the deal. We all love guys with exciting upside, but every now and then we forget that there may still be upside remaining in…
I sat out today's podcast due to inclement weather (not true). It was raining here and I felt blue (still not true; it never rains…
The only thing more boring than listening to someone talk about their fantasy team is to read a post writing about their hordes of teams.…
Mauledbypandas stretched his lead in the overall standings to 4.2 points with another impressive week, hitting .298 with 16 home runs and 51 RBI, as…
went 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and yet another homer, his 17th. Can we just bask in the Brown glow? Or Basque, if you're Spanish. A run…
You ask and you shall receive! I had numerous requests for a Pitcher Profile, and since I'd only seen the fire-baller throw maybe once or…
When was optioned to Triple A, I got burned. Whether he can figure it out and make his way back up to the majors remains…
hurt his hammy on Saturday, which opened the door for the Dodgers to make memories. Every Dodger fan is on their portable mobile cellular device…
It was either Kenny Rogers or Pete Rose that said, “Luck comes and goes. Knowledge stays forever.” Or maybe it was from the movie House…
Last week around the Razzball water cooler, Sky was like, "you should be my creeper of the week." Boy does he wish he took that…
In case you missed it, May rolled over into June yesterday, which is an exciting development for those of us who've been stashing guys like…
You might think I took a week off from the Deep Impact series because of the Memorial Weekend. I mean, who really wants to write…
took care of business last night and grabbed the win in his 2013 debut, snapping Miami's nine game losing streak as well as ending the…
Those of you who read my prospect content know that I'm a big fan of Michael Wacha, that I've been touting him as a fantasy-relevant…
Rudy went into his fantasy laboratory and came up with yet another tool. This, guys and four girl readers, is the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell Tool.…
I am Tehol Beddict! And I see a whole army of my fantasy men/women, here in defiance of less knowledgeable and dreadfully boring fantasy websites!…
Cameron Frye called up Ned Colletti yesterday. He said, "Ned. This is Joc Pederson. Well, we've had a bit of bad luck this morning as…
Every good conga line needs a caboose, so the Miami Save Machine is bringing up the rear this week. Feel the rhythm of the beat…
So, I hadn't realized this, but its been a while since I've focused my Bear or Bull spotlight on a pitcher. Maybe it's because some…
went Yardo Montalban as he Tattooed the ball three times. Da plane, da plane...is flying right next to Zimmerman's homers! My dear guests! I am…
With the First-Year Players Draft a little more than a week away, we’re continuing our discussion of some of the more advanced amateur prospects —…
So you're still fairly new to DraftKings. You have that deer in the headlights look Grey had when moving to Palm Springs 10 years ago…
They say baseball is a game of inches. When 'they' say that, 'they' are wearing a plaid jacket and flood pants. They also have adult…
is fired. As in, he’s been on fire since last August and I’m finally willing to announce that I’ve seen his face. Now I’m a…
Besides our long, terrifically, lively adverbially-amazing debate on and , we also talk about things that are related to baseball like trying to secure a…
For the fifth consecutive week, Mauledbypandas is atop the overall standings, even with 2 of his first 6 picks on the DL ( , ).…
Hope everyone's well rested and had a joyous Michael Bay Day. If you couldn't be American yesterday, I hope at least you got drunk and…