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Points Leagues
Mike Trout: Baseball’s Version of LeBron James
Oh there's a shindig goin down in Miami ya'll! Part of me feels like I should hop on the next flight down there bringing only…
- LT Murray IV
- June 21, 2013
- 68
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Benoit Is Joaquin To The Head Of The Line
When I told you to pick up yesterday, I was 85% sure he would close games until the Tigers traded for Papelbon, who will be…
- Grey
- June 21, 2013
- 506
Y to Z
Jangling Around Gently As You Move
Six Rules for a Happy Life 1. Avoid fried meats, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 20, 2013
- 47
Closers
Bullpen Report
So, the eventuality of Chris Perez's return to the back end of the Indians bullpen has hit a not foreseen bump in the road. I…
- Smokey
- June 20, 2013
- 53
fantasy baseball keepers
Nobody Beats the Rizzo — Pre-Deadline Keeper Push
Today I had jury duty for the very first time. As a lot of you know, that means I sat in a room doing literally…
- Terse
- June 20, 2013
- 85
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Nat-Gio Left Hanging Like Tribal Boobs
If you found us from Google due to this title, you might want National Geographic or an African safari forum where discussion quickly turns into…
- Grey
- June 20, 2013
- 982
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: What A Bunch of Buchholz
Did you miss me? Or did you not even realize I was gone for two weeks? Not cool man. Not cool. Well, after my little…
- Jay
- June 19, 2013
- 69
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings, Week 11
As expected, the passing of the Super Two deadline has decimated our list here. Six of our previous top ten are gone. Poof. That means…
- Scott Evans
- June 19, 2013
- 93
DraftKings
DraftKings – Upping The Ante For Razzball Nation
Breaking news! The MLB season is doubling the season to 324 games. There will now be 8 bases. In the new Star Wars movies the character will…
- JB Gilpin
- June 19, 2013
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Zack And Matt Make A Porno
The afternoon started with . He pitched a stellar 7 innings with 13 Ks, but Terry Collins sent him out there in the 8th after…
- Grey
- June 19, 2013
- 954
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Rudy Unveils The Machine
Hello, Razzball nation, welcome back for another fantasy baseball podcast where Nick and I talk about cruise ships. If that doesn't help you win your…
- Grey
- June 18, 2013
- 556
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 18
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) held on to the lead, though Slocemb If You Got Em did cut into it. In their own league, That's…
- VinWins
- June 18, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Josh Johnson Finally Stops Putting The JJ In Vajayjay
looked solid yesterday (7 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks vs. the Rockies). But Colorado away from home can be an easy match-up.…
- Grey
- June 18, 2013
- 590
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Corey Kluber Owns Nats’ Bats
K:BB. Mmmm can't think of a sexier group of three letters. Double D's are nice but that's only two letters. JB is only two letters.…
- JB Gilpin
- June 17, 2013
- 191
NEWS
Gregor Won’t Leave the Steals Column Blanco
Well, I’d like to start off this post by saying I’m sorry to the folks in Razzball nation who picked up last week in their…
- Mike
- June 17, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
There’s A Wil, There’s A Ray
Six days ago, the Rays said they have no plans to call up Wil Myers. Six days ago, the Rays lied. They might've just lied…
- Grey
- June 17, 2013
- 1105
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: The Platoony Tunes Edition
I recently came across the book (remember those) Sixty Feet, Six Inches by Bob Gibson and Reggie Jackson at a yard sale and found my…
- The Guru
- June 16, 2013
- 115
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: A Rolling Brandon Gathers No Moss
Do you hear that? Grrrrrrrr. Is that a bear? Grumble, grumble. Is that Grey complaining about how he traded away Manny Machado for David Price…
- Sky
- June 16, 2013
- 71
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 12
First, I'm sure a good chunk of our readers are dads, so happy Fathers Day to ya! I'm not a dad, but I have one,…
- Scott Evans
- June 16, 2013
- 111
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Braun to DL With Bruised Ego, Thumb
It's been a rough month for , you guys. A top three pick in the preseason, he's on pace for career lows in home runs…
- Dan Pants
- June 15, 2013
- 176
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 12
We're halfway through the H2H regular season, and for many of us, it's time to make some moves in the standings. It's not always so…
- Scott Evans
- June 15, 2013
- 112
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Hey, Tough Guy, This Post Is Buy Rizzo
The Buysellatops left this message on my answering machine (what, I'm old school), "The earth is fourteen degrees hotter per year than when I freely…
- Grey
- June 14, 2013
- 1054
Points Leagues
Trouble With the Tulo: The Tale of how One Man ruined a Season for So Many
My fantasy career goes back further than LeBron's hairline, it's Beddict - I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines. Greetings! Tis I, Tehol, back again…
- LT Murray IV
- June 14, 2013
- 50
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Rockie Horror Show
Looks like Troy Tulowitzki and Carlos Gonzalez are doing the DL Time Warp aaaaaagain. Then they started screaming for Dexter Fowler to do the DL…
- Grey
- June 14, 2013
- 531
Closers
Closer Report
So Donnie Baseball finally read all those free pamphlets that Mensa has been sending him. I mean it was written on the urinal wall next to that for…
- Smokey
- June 13, 2013
- 65
fantasy baseball keepers
The Mystery of the Starling-Cut Desmond
You'll be surprised to know that on September 28, 2011, both good and bad things happened. I'm sure someone got married and someone got divorced…
- Terse
- June 13, 2013
- 78
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pull Puig When Shoulder’s Tender
was scratched yesterday with a strained shoulder, suffering the injury during batting practice. Look at him, making himself feel right at home with the Dodgers.…
- Grey
- June 13, 2013
- 1146
Y to Z
Tha Black Babe Ruth
One of the neat things about Negro League History is how fact turns to exaggeration; exaggeration to legend, and legend to myth. Josh Gibson hit…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 12, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 10
Last week's draft poured a whole shizzload of new prospects into the realm of pro baseball, and damn near all of them carry zero fantasy…
- Scott Evans
- June 12, 2013
- 128
DraftKings
DraftKings – Cloudy With A Chance Of Money
It's here! This Friday, our friends at DraftKings are throwing their huge $100,000 Punch Out with the top winner nabbing $20K. If you haven't been…
- JB Gilpin
- June 12, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
El Zunino
The Mariners don't play no mess. That's their motto, and not the oft-cited mottoes, "F-Her and pray for rain," or "Put the fences on wheels,…
- Grey
- June 12, 2013
- 905
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Hitter-Tron Improvements – June 2013
Based on feedback we received, I have made the following updates to Hitter-Tron – both the daily leagues version as well as the 7-day/weekly league version…
- Rudy Gamble
- June 11, 2013
- 27
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Comedian Steve Byrne Drops By
JayWrong hijacks the podcast in protest of Steve Byrne of TBS's Sullivan and Son coming on the podcast because his Razzball contract states that he's…
- Grey
- June 11, 2013
- 585
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 11
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) is the new overall leader after gaining in the standings for the sixth consecutive week, dropping the mauledbypandas team (Josh…
- VinWins
- June 11, 2013
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yo Gadrian!
The name YoGa conjures peace, calm and sneaking looks at girls in yoga pants. On the mound, YoGa conjures stress. Starting him is like asking…
- Grey
- June 11, 2013
- 523
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Hector Santiago Belongs In The Rotation
So while helping Scott with his prospect and two-start pitcher questions over the weekend, I got a lot of questions for the best spot starter on…
- JB Gilpin
- June 10, 2013
- 120
NEWS
Maybin This Time It’ll Be Different
It's always nice when you come off of the DL to find yourself in a series at Coors, but really came out of the chute…
- Mike
- June 10, 2013
- 52
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You Don’t Know Diddley, Moore
had the line of 5 IP, 8 ER, 13 baserunners, 6 Ks. But he only allowed one walk! What? Like putting frosting on a doodie…
- Grey
- June 10, 2013
- 1007
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: The Sunshine Boys
Satchel Paige said, “Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don’t matter.” Old Satch pitched until he was 90…
- The Guru
- June 9, 2013
- 121
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Huuuuge…Tracts Of Lind
Look, I know we're not friends. At least not true friends, we're internet friends. You barely know me, I barely know you. We occasionally share…
- Sky
- June 9, 2013
- 97
