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I hope everyone had a nice Memorial Day filled with fun, booze, and fire. And if you used your booze to start that fire then you get bonus points. Fireball! Damn I loved that movie growing up, it taught me so much about life. Funny story, my mom took my brother, his friend, and I to see that in the theater not noticing it was rated R, but even when she figured it out let us stay and watch anyway. In hindsight, probably not the best idea when my eight and nine-year-old self would repetitively repeat “thats my pie!” and “we got bush!” at all the wrong times. Before I move on, I have to share one of my favorite scenes. Okay, enough screwing around. This week, we get the usual suspects (weekly leaders and top-10), plus the return of the top-5 trades according to me, because I write this and get carte blanche on that content. *Does Poindexter dance.*

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Category Leaders, Week 7

Keanu loving champions league member Johnny U was tops in runs by racking up 58 this past week. The dong contest was a tie as Burnin and Donkeys led all teams with the lowest weekly total for the year. Bama and Evil replicated my RBI total from last weeks leaderboard at 61. Chupacabraj is not a mythical creature that strikes fear into the Mexican people but a base stealing machine…sagnofacabra? Anyone? Jays friend the Ladies got high on average. Oh yeah. Prime doubled up on K’s and W’s this week to be one of the few weekly doubles this season. Baugh, Pinke, Rogers, Herbivore and Rage all tied him with what is a mouthful to say out loud. Rocks locked down the backend this past week while Featherstone turned in a sub one ERA and Radness just WHIPped it! Congrats to all the good performances. Your mothers would be proud.

 RUNS  58  Johnny Utahs  Razzball Champion’s League
 HR  17  Burnin Rubber(s), Swamp Donkeys  Muscle Car Fanatics, Saskatchewan
 RBI  61  Bama Bruisers, Evil Evies  Dan Carlin’s Hardcore Fistery, ECFBL
 SB  18 Chupacabraj Samsquantch  Death by 5 x 5
 AVG  .332  The Ladies Tees  Jay’s Family and Friends
 K  94  prime numbers  RCL FG Caught Looking
 W  8  prime numbers, Team Baugh, 2 in the Pinke 1in the Greinke, Team Rogers, Thomaston Herbivore Club, Baby Rage  RCL FG Caught Looking, Riverboat Fantasy, The Game of Throws, The Lords of Sarcasm, Walking On Sunshine, Zitos Meatballs
 SV  16  Victoria Rocks  Take on Jay #2
 ERA  0.67  Smokey Featherstone  Razzball Snipers
 WHIP  0.75  Meefer Radness  FUBAR

* ERA and WHIP are based off 40 innings pitched minimum

The RCL Top-10, Week 7

This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, and League Index.

 1  Backdoor Sliders  Razzball Champion’s League  116.56 107
 2  Unpainted Arizona  HA!  111.03  103
 3  Wake Up  FCL  109.51 108
 4  RA the Rugged D ickeys  King Ralph’s Emporium  106.91 100
 5  Astros to Mouth  Spiders and Snakes  106.44  100
 6  Nick the Dick  FCL  104.65  108
 7  Money Ballers  JB’s RCL  104.33  102
 8  Gang of Thieves  Early Birds  103.95  103
 9  drunc orks  Euro Razzball  102.97  98
 10  Team Baugh  Riverboat Fantasy  102.83  99

Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS

Backdoor Sliders is straight cruisin’ in first right now with that ridiculous five and a half point lead. The Unpainted repeats again as the first loser but has been here the last three weeks. My league mate Wake Up jumps into the 3rd spot after taking over first in the FCL by not sleepwalking. RA the Nick jumps over himself to fourth this week while A to the Mouth slips up to fifth. Oh yeah look, how wonderful, it’s Nick…again…kidding bro, luv you anyway, or is it either way? No idea, I’m sure Ghostown will fill me in. The Ballers dropped four spots to seventh. Why does that sound like a bad thing when I re-read that? Nobo! The Thieves stole eighth while the drunk orcs say they ain’t hungry as they repeat in 9th. Seriously Orcs you can’t keep drinking, you must eat something. Slinging Sammy Team Baugh gets the daily double as they make the weekly leaders and the top ten. Way to knock it out of the park this week. (Bonus point is you can name the movie that was in)

Making Names and Taking Trades

 Cougs R Us  Rookie Monsters: Madison Bumgarner  The Knudsens: Brandon Moss, Kole Calhoun, Matt Holliday
 Razzball Snipers  Bloss Bombers: Glen Perkins  Smokey Featherstone: Madison Bumgarner
 They Call Me Au Shizz  Stick Ball Al: Kendrys Morales  Team Robert: Craig Kimbrel
 ECFBL  El Macho Borracho: Jonathan Papelbon  Travelin’ Wilburys: Kolten Wong
 Pretty Hate Machine  St. George Solars: Andrew Miller, David Robertson  Yo Mama So Uggla: Garrett Richards, Lance Lynn

The first two trades this week show us what some are willing to pay for Mad Bum, on one side we have IMO a massive overpay while in the second I see what looks like a real steal. Perkins for Bum…really must of been hurting for saves. Cashing on Kendrys is the theme of the third deal this week. I have to wonder if this was more of a buy low on Kimbrel or a sell high for what was most likely a free agent add. Either way, in a needs based world this actually makes sense. Hey look, someone traded a dick for a wong. ECFBL is so crazy! What do you guys think of the two closers for the two starters deal. This is a tough one. I would of separated my closers and maximized my return even if took me longer to move them both. All these are up for discussion. If these were your trades please come share your thoughts in the comments.

 

 

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