by: Grey
Daylen Lile made me think of something, I choose to give away this information that is making my leagues more challenging. Daylen Lile is one of the biggest ones for me. Some of these sleepers or guys I just didn’t even write up because they’re so obvious aren’t hurting me in my leagues. Tyler Soderstrom, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Great Boogily ChrisDavisy! The Orioles have a legit power hitter at 1st base again! Or how on BBC (Baltimore’s Baseball Club), a polar bear conquered Mountcastle in his quest for Lake Trout, and the love a good woman. Ya see, Baltimore stole the Mets’ old bae. Salty with MSG, my fave! So, Pete Alonso is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Every hitter is a lefty. I’m guessing at this. If you have information disputing that every hitter is a lefty, I don’t want to hear it. I’m going off my fantasy baseball sleepers and every gee-dee guy I get excited about is a lefty. I got five hours into loving me some Will Benson, then […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
It’s important to give you 2nd basemen sleepers, but finding them was not easy. Spent longer than I care to admit (27 seconds) to try to find a good 2nd baseman that won’t be drafted high. Also, I know most of you play in 12-team mixed leagues, so I try not to give you too […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
In a tank of water, they submerge a metal milk can like the kind made famous by Harry Houdini. It’s wrapped in such thick chains it would make a rapper blush. A carnival barker tells the crowd, “Inside this secure milk can is Grey Albright. This was the only way we could stop him from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Oh, guess what, snitches? We’re done with the fantasy baseball rookies and onto the 2026 fantasy baseball sleepers! Can I get a what-WHAT?! No, the 2nd “what” is louder, not from the standing position. That’s what caps mean: louder. You thought caps meant it was said while wearing a baseball cap? You have a malfunctioning brain. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Earlier this month, Jeff Passan said the Pirates were considering giving Konnor Griffin the starting shortstop job out of spring training. If he didn’t say that, I wouldn’t even have wrote this post, because Griffin is 19 and only reached Double-A. So, now I think Griffin has a real chance of breaking camp? No, it’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Maybe it’s because seventeen billion rookie pitchers were called up this past August/September, but it feels like there’s more pitchers in this year’s crop of rookie fantasy outlook posts, and also I won’t be doing anymore pitchers. One more on Friday, then on Monday starts the fantasy baseball sleepers and rankings start on Patreon. That […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Walker Jenkins is the Twins’ number one outfield prospect and guess what he battled in 2024? An injury! Twins need to examine what’s in the water at their complex in Fort Myers or maybe just stop drinking Cedar from the Rapids. Okay, before going into Jenkins further, as we get towards the tail end of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
I wonder if Samuel Basallo and Dylan Beavers know how much is riding on their success. If they don’t succeed, it will be added to the failures of Jackson Holliday, Adley Rutschman and Coby Mayo. Plus, Kyle Stowers needing to go to another team to ignite into something, and whatever happened to Gunnar and Westburg […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Moises Ballesteros was my uncle’s name. He only spoke Yiddish, but he had tough as leather hands. Moises, we miss you. Come back to your shtetl! [looks up] Hmm, bummer, I thought balloons would fall congratulating me as the first person who’s ever written the word “shtetl” in a post about fantasy baseball. Alas, I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
After the Justin Crawford fantasy outlook, I did pause — literally, I froze right where I was for five hours — and decided I need to do some sexy eh-eff prospects. Enter: Bubba Chandler. P to erhaps, the most exciting, sexy eh-eff prospect. Sure, he might win three games out of 25 games started for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?