SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 22: A Tanner Darkly

August 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 21: Kings Of Queens

August 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 19: Deadline Day Fallout

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 22 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 19 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!

July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Cam Records 12 Strikeouts In Come To Jesus Luzardo Meeting

July 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Comments

by: Dan Pants

New York Yankees starting pitcher slash Ace slash heartthrob Cam Schlittler faced off against the Phillies led by Ace Jesus Luzardo Friday night and put together what was likely his most dominant outing of the year, going seven and a third innings, allowing just three hits and striking out twelve Phillies for his tenth win […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 17: Trade Deadline Musings

July 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 2 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 17 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Buy A Stud Pitcher? Mmm Oh Kade

July 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 201 Comments

by: Grey

First off, you gotta see Kade Anderson and the Watchmen’s Millennium Clock sitting on his shoulders: That’s not a neck, that’s a flagpole. Every morning they send his head up to the top. Lilliputians free solo Kade’s neck like it’s El Capitan. Kade Anderson, are you wearing your Beaker Halloween costume already? So, it’s not just […]

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Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian

July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Comments

by: Grey

“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 14: Latz What I’m Talkin About

July 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 19 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Back from vacation (sadly), and my column got pushed back til Thursday this week, so here we go! SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out […]

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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory

June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Comments

by: Grey

I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]

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The Woodruff Is On Fire, We Don’t Need No Water

June 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Comments

by: Grey

Brandon Woodruff went 6 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.00 as he was activated from the IL. Was between starting and not starting him in a lot of leagues. Deeper leagues like NL-Only, and I had to start him. In shallower leagues, I left him in the IL. Now? […]

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