Senior year of high school, I cheated on my final exam in religion class. Never got caught. Three others involved in the cheating scandal were…
Here’s Chris Davis‘s ceiling. And here’s where he’s playing right now: take your jigsaw, saw out a hole in your ceiling, put a ladder through…
Greeting all! Tis I again, Tehol Beddict, your loyal and humble servant, here to help you out with all of life's problems, and big problem…
Geez, Roy Oswalt has sure come a far way since the whole "I will only sign with one or two teams" stance as he signed…
Recently I wrote an article about Minnie Minoso, one of the first players to play in MLB after having played in the Negro Leagues. In…
The week was going swimmingly, with inflatable swim muscles, I may add, then Kevin Gregg showed up and said "Oh, I thought everyone wore these…
It just so happens that every player that I've covered so far, Edwin Encarnacion, RA Dickey, and Josh Hamilton all have nicknames. Well, Robert-Allen Dickey…
First off, Rudy is safe. We have him in a padded room with only marshmallows to eat. He's a bit overcome by the absence of…
Remember when I told you about how to tell when streaks aren't streaks anymore? You don't? Well, here's the refresher course. In that piece, you'll…
Michael Wacha | RHP, Cardinals | Born: 7/1/1991 Believe it or not, this isn't the first time I've covered Wacha in the Scouting the Unknown…
Razzball Nation! DraftKings is back with another RAZZBALL EXCLUSIVE Play with Rudy [and Nick] contest going on this Friday. Just like last week, there's a…
Roy Halladay makes every hitter look like Babe Ruth right after he burped. (Burping was the key to his success; I watched a documentary.) Roy's…
Like Macy Gray (you read that right), I try to say goodbye and I choke (pull a Hosmer?) because my world crumbles when Adam LaRoche…
Rudy loves him some Bryce Harper, but don't we all (now)? The question on March 20th from Brandon Funston was, "(You picked) Bryce Harper, Round…
It is the end of April, so that must mean the Master Standings have arrived! (You can access this via the Leagues menu up top).…
Today is the first day of the next month in our lives without Giancarlo Stanton. If you want, I'm holding a candlelight vigil in the…
Rookie sensation Tony Cingrani has been lights out since he's filled in for an injured Johnny Cueto, allowing 3 ERs in his first 12 innings with 17…
A forearm injury to Todd Helton has reshuffled the Rockies lineup and has opened the door to more playing time for Eric Young Jr. Our…
It's always about you, Rockie Rookie. Man, Rockie Rookie, you are set up to conquer the world and didn't leave me sh*t! Like you own…
Guru confession #434: My brain is good at sports, but my body isn't. Watch as I try to steal second running like Laura Ingalls through…
There are certain things in this world that should be considered criminal. Bringing 11 items to a 10 item express lane is one of them.…
Twins fans might be in for a frustrating year at the big league level, but trust me, the future is bright in Minnesota. No other…
I really don't want to spend much time on Endy Chavez. Which means basically two things. 1) I don't think to much of the guy.…
Anibal Sanchez was amazing last night, pitching 8 innings and giving up just 5 five hits with a whopping 17 strikeouts against one of the…
Did you realize that there was an epic breakthrough in the world of baseball analytics this week? Well, it happened! We did it! On Thursday,…
I’m currently watching Freaks and Geeks (thanks, Instant Streaming!) for the first time. At this point, I bring a lot of baggage to the show. …
Greetings playas and playettes. Yes, I'm proud to announce I have the most female readers in the sports industry other than John Clayton. You wouldn't…
Going into yesterday's game, Gio Gonzalez had a 5.85 ERA and in three of four starts he only threw five innings. I saw the fear…
We are almost through April and most fantasy baseball owners fall in two categories. There are those owners that have gotten off to a good…
So we come to another week of debauchery known as bullpendom. Yeah, I like to make up words, Dr. Seuss did it and he is…
Surprised that I showed up with a post today? I'm sure most of you thought I was still writing my 30-page thesis on R.A. Dickey.…
Yesterday, Krispie Young had a double side of slam and an order of legs. Sorry, I'm hungry. And Krispie's making me hungrier! Krispie creams the…
We're back for our first revision of the prospect power rankings. For those who are new, or just kinda slow, this is where we'll take…
Have you ever enraged a Canadian? Well I hadn't yet (except that one time when I was ten and heckled a hockey player, pretty sure…
Scenario: Jim Leyland has been a part of a clinical trial to prove cigarettes cause mental illness. On off days, Leyland sits in a hotel…
Yeah, I’ll be that guy. Maybe it’s because I don’t own Zack Greinke in any leagues, but I’m not exactly outraged by the whole "incident."…
Rudy couldn't join us yesterday because he was under the weather, but JayWrong (Is it Jaywrong or JayWrong? I always get mixed up.) and LT…
Three weeks are complete, and Men-In-Cleats (Bosch Brothers – in Trout We Trust) is still number 1. We’ll have the complete Master Standings up next…
Sure, these aren't your slightly older brother's Yankees. Even Mel Hall would roll over in his Aryan cellmate's arms if you were to compare these…
South Korean native Hyun-Jin Ryu burst onto the scene this season, racking 20 strikeouts in his first three outings, notching two wins with a sub-3.00 ERA. Like…