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This weekend, I was kneeling in a garden, tending to my
Monkey Face Orchid, when I heard some commotion outside my greenhouse. It was my much, much older wife, Cougs, screaming, "Grey! They've come for you." It was the Rockies, and they were trying to send me to the minors. They trampled over my azaleas with their jackboots, dragging me through the soil, ruining my suspenders. I tried to tell them, "You have the wrong man!" Finally, they heard my pleas and checked my state ID card. Before they left, I asked, "Who are you looking to send to the minors?" They replied, "
Jon Gray," and I began to scream again, "Please! Take me instead!" So, Jon Gray was optioned to the minors. Can't say I fully blame the Rockies, but, of course, I can try. Have the Rockies heard of underlying peripherals? Sure, the results have been miserable, but it's Coors and everything says Gray should be much better. You really have a better replacement pitcher who is worth ruining your best pitcher's confidence? He has the 6th best xFIP in the league with an 11.6 K/9. I honestly can't even with the Rockies. They are the worst. Then, they brought up Raimel Tapia to fill the roster spot, so, of course, Tapia will sit on the bench. WHAT THE HOLY EFF ARE THE ROCKIES DOING?! Caps for emphasis and the hyperopic. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball: