So, there's this thing called conference call, and... We used it! You = mind blown. That's right all of you out in Razzball nation, Rudy and I are now on the podcast together. At one time. From different locations. Thank you, technology, now if I could only record one program while watching another one.
You can. Hardy har, Random Italicized Voice, like I'm gonna fall for that one.
Whatevs. We're also joined by Razzball's resident heartthrob, Tehol. He's one part man, one part warlock, one part sass, two parts frass, three parts John Cena's "You can't see me" hand gesture thing, one part... How many parts is that? Eight? That's it for Tehol. Today's podcast is all about predictions for 2013 fantasy baseball. We go over who we think is gonna be the fantasy Cy Young, MVP, Rookie of the Year and Bust. Of course, I mention Giancarlo and Josh Rutledge five times in the first 12 seconds. That's including six weird um's, so it's quite a feat. I just had a great idea! We should get Lazaro, the stuttering American Idol contestant, on the podcast to make all of us sound better. It's addition by subtraction. By the by, this is the worst season of American Idol, and I've only watched it twice before. When Mariah is the most well-spoken judge, y'all need a makeover! Finally, Jonah Keri, Grantland baseball writer, took time from writing his book on the Expos and was on the podcast. Go buy his
previous book, which was a NY Times bestseller. It's about the Tampa Bay Rays. If you've bought the book previously, buy it again and give it as a gift. Mother's Day is right around the corner! Anyway, here's the Razzball Podcast (now with conference call):