And the Tigerettes sang, "He was talked up as closer, but now he's sent down... Da Bruce Rondon gone, Da Bruce Rondon... Somebody told me he made Leyland frown... Da Bruce Rondon gone, da Bruce Rondon... Yeah, he sucked in spring... Yes, his stats would sting... But now my team's saves are boned... Da Bruce Rondon gone, Da Bruce Rondon..." As Randy Jackson would say, we got ourselves a pitchy competition, dawg! *sips from Pepsi cup, looks at Mariah for approval, fixes silver chain, sucks in gut under sweater that he's wearing with no undershirt which makes it look really itchy, laughs at some Nicki Minaj nonsense, says to Seacrest, "I don't know, we'll have to see what America thinks" and smiles* So, Bruce Rondon was sent down and now the Tigers closer job is Hollywood Week. Auditions are down to Al Al'etc, Santa K, New Mexiclosero, Al Al, Coke Is It, Coke Is So 80's Octavio Dotel Is It, Alquin Cokel, Octaquin BenCokel and Philquin Alburcoke. And that's only four guys! Hang tight, guys and four girl readers, it's a closerousel. Lots of possible outcomes here. All four guys could do well in a committee and Leyland utilizes it the whole year. Two guys do well and we get a portmanteau closer, let's call it a SAGNOFtaur. Three guys could do well, let's call that, The Three StoogeNOF. Another possibility: as we know from the past with Leyland's 'Set it and Forget It' lineup card management, he likes to stick with one thing. So one guy takes the job by mid-April and holds it for the majority of the year. This is the best possibility for all involved. I think that's also what happens. Leyland's got cigarettes to smoke, he doesn't have time to be walking to the mound to change pitchers! So who from Octavio Dotel, Al Alburquerque, Joaquin Benoit and Phil Coke does he go with? As the prude brothel's sign announces, therein lies the rub. Al Al'etc is a monster for Ks, he's my first option because he could provide solid value while the job is being decided. Then, I like Dotel. He reduced his walks last year and kept his Ks. He also has some closer experience. Next up: Joaquin Benoit. He was very successful last year in middle relief, but he can't go on back-to-back days or stay healthy. Finally, Phil Coke. I wouldn't grab him outside of AL-Only leagues. Big strike against him: he's a lefty. In his favor: he closed games in the playoffs last year. It's a shituation of epicloser proportions. Oh, and I wouldn't grab more than one guy. I'd take a gamble on one guy, form a prayer rectangular and hope it works out. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday for fantasy baseball: