Yesterday, Ozzie Guillen said, “Bobby’s not my closer right now, he’s not, I’m very happy with Chris Sale. I’m not saying (Jenks has) lost his job, I have to wait to see to put him in the game to see how he’s doing… It might take a little while, maybe one day, two days, three days… a week. Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Worth Getting To Third Base With Pittsburgh
September 14, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 105 Commentsby: Grey
‘The willies’ as defined by Oxford English Dictionary is a fearful uneasiness of the guy on your street corner that wears a recyclable shopping bag for a shirt and tells you you’re going to hell. 2nd definition, fearful uneasiness of owning Pirate hitters in fantasy. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Joey Votto went 2-for-4 with his 34th homer and 14th steal. Tomorrow, the MVP. He didn’t have the biggest offensive day for all hitters yesterday, but he’s getting the lead today. Wanna know why? Cause I’ve been shot by Cupid and I love Joey Votto. Please, blog, may I have some more?
If You Love Razzball, You’ll Like KitchenSnark.com!
September 13, 2010 | Y to Z | 4 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Have you ever read Razzball and thought to yourself, “I enjoy their musings and perspectives on fantasy baseball and only wish they would stop hoarding their opinions on other subjects. I mean, really, they must think about something besides fantasy baseball. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Kyle Summoned North, Blame Canada
September 13, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 194 Commentsby: Grey
Kyle Drabek, the Blue Jays top pitching prospect, was called up to start on Wednesday vs. the O’s. Kyle Drabek is 24th on the top 50 prospects for fantasy baseball. He has top of the rotation stuff and a good pedigree with his dad being the former Cy Young winner, Doug. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Week 24
September 12, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 15 Commentsby: Smokey
Playoffs. More like payouts. That’s what I am looking for right now. I know foosball starts on Sunday and I am pretty geeked up, but when there is money on the table I’m excited. I feel like Jimmy Conway after the Lufthansa heist. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s go over the Danny Espinosa positives first, shall we? A) In Triple-A, he had 18 homers and 20 steals. B) At MI, you need another positive after A? C) B was already forced and you want a C? D) Hmm… You need another positive, huh? Please, blog, may I have some more?
Leyland Better Start Bringing An Extra Pack Of Smokes
September 10, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 44 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan Perry got the save yesterday because Jose Valverde is out with a tender elbow. Valverde isn’t supposed to be out long but whenever a reliever’s elbow is in question — or any pitcher, for that matter — it’s cause for concern. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Borderline Fantasy Starters, Week 23-24
September 9, 2010 | fantasy baseball strategy | 108 Commentsby: Grey
Last week my borderline fantasy starter post regressed to the mean, if ‘the mean’ means getting pantsed in the six grade in front of the girl you have a crush on, but you’re wearing skintight gotchies so no one actually sees anything except your stained underwear. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Brian Duensing continued his hellish streak with an 8 inning 1 ER, 7 K game. While he was able to strikeout 7 of the peasant Royals, his K rate has been around 5 per 9 inning for the past three years in the minors and majors. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Martin Perez and Anthony Rizzo, Scouting the Unknown
September 8, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 13 Commentsby: Stephen
Martin Perez | LHP – SP | Texas Rangers | D.o.B: 4-1-91 | 6’0” | 178 lbs | B/T: L/L | Signed 2007, Venezuela | TEX #3 ranked prospect according to Baseball America (2010) | MiLB Player Page
Perez was given a lengthy report in the Texas Rangers 2009 Minor Minor League Review. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yunesky, You Have Maya Tension
September 8, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 152 Commentsby: Grey
I wanna just throw away this first start by Yunesky Maya. Just ignore it. The reason why I’m having a hard time throwing it away, young Razzball reader, is because I watched him pitch. I’m no scout with fancy scouting degrees from fancy scouting schools where people chew toothpicks and spit chew. Please, blog, may I have some more?
