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Instead of marking the end of all my relationships, we can now use it as a pun! Plus, it was either that or going to be the “who’s the greatest rapper of all time” bit, which is always a classic, but what is a joke if it’s not self-deprecating? Not to mention, while I wouldn’t […]

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Aye, if there’s ever a reason to Bob Barker something, we should do it. If not for me, then for the sake of the pets out there that aren’t spayed or neutered. (Look man, that title ain’t gonna tie itself into the post, amiright?) So despite the dated reference and lack of any mention of […]

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Who doesn’t need a friendly pat on the back once and a while? I mean, I pat myself on the back all the time! With life, it’s the little things (that’s what she said.) And so in terms of Dane Dunning, so far so good. And that’s definitely not sarcasm now roughly a quarter way […]

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Following the trend of pitchers trending down of whom should be trending up… and also assembling one of the best sentences ever, we’ve now landed (not literally, unless I guess you jumped your way over here) on one Nestor Cortes. In his eight games started over 42.1 innings, Cortes has put up a 5.53 ERA […]

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No, it’s not Bastille Day. I mean, technically it might be, but I wouldn’t know much about it because that would require roughly five percent added effort to open up another tab and Google it. That’s five percent I just can’t spare at my age and energy level. So maybe since we’re not a website […]

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Look man, when it comes to puns, you gotta work with what you got. And I got a measurement. Sure, if I spent more time on this, I probably would have come up with something better (allegedly) but at least since gas prices are on the rise, it’s at least trending with current events. SEO synergy baby. And nothing screams trending analytics like jumping on a player that just stuck out 11 without walking a batter in seven scoreless innings. With just two hits allowed, Gallen put up a dominating performance against the Padres, culminating in a very hot start to the season with not allowing a run in his last 20.2 innings pitched. If that wasn’t dominating enough, he currently holds a 0.80 WHIP, good for fifth in the league, and is sitting at 39 strikeouts, overall leader in the MLB. I believe that Zac Gallen has been flirting the fine line between pretty good to pretty great, but already adding to an amazing 2022 campaign, are we ready to shed the pretense and just call him great? Royal “we” I guess…

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It was either that or Wanderwall. Yeah, I like Oasis too, all their two songs and the bowl cuts with sunglasses, they just smell like the late 90’s… and you know, the above title may liken Wander Franco to a whale. Still, it just fits literally, as the old idiom goes; to a location far […]

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