This is always a sad day. This is my final waiver wire article of the season. The good news is that if you’re reading this, you’re in your fantasy championship, and there aren’t many more exciting weeks of the season. With that said, it’s one of the most disgusting weeks from a fantasy perspective. You’ll […]
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I Guess PCA Doesn’t Want The Ex-Met Spotlight On Anyone Else
September 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Commentsby: Grey
Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]
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Waiver Wire Week 25: I Put Mayo On Everything
September 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 7 CommentsIf you’ve reached this point of the season, you know what the stakes are. Pretty much everybody reading this is in contention for their fantasy championship, and it’s essentially a two-week season at this point. That means draft stock and past statistics really don’t matter. It’s all about getting these players right for the final […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It saddens me to say this, but this is one of my final articles of the season. There are only three weeks remaining, and the waiver wire is dying in front of our eyes. The good news is that only about half of your league will be using the waiver wire at this point, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Painter’s Tape No Longer Making Phillies Feel Blue
September 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Commentsby: Grey
Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]
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Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings
August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 1 Commentby: Latch-Key Kid
Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]
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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts
August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Commentsby: Toolsy
This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Glitches In The Matrix: Seeing Through The Noise
July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 4 Commentsby: Toolsy
Grey recently talked about the smell of napalm. There is another unmistakable stench in the air. Agent Smith from The Matrix said it best: “It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink, and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected […]
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All good things must come to pass! And as such, this is my last piece here at Razzball as I’m starting a new endeavor (not in the Fantasy sports space). Anyways, the All-Star Break beckons, so I wanted to leave you with my top 100 Outfield rankings. I did these objectively. I averaged four rest-of-season […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Stowers Leads The Miami Pound Machine Conga Vs Phillies
June 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Commentsby: Grey
What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Points Leagues: June Outfield Rankings
June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
Here we go for another look at the outfield situation. Before we get into it, there are a couple of things that I think are worth noting. First, you’ll see that I do not currently have Aaron Judge ranked. If he wasn’t hurt, he’d obviously be in the top-3, and probably not second or third. […]
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