Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]
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Jacob Misiorowski
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First off, you gotta see Kade Anderson and the Watchmen’s Millennium Clock sitting on his shoulders: That’s not a neck, that’s a flagpole. Every morning they send his head up to the top. Lilliputians free solo Kade’s neck like it’s El Capitan. Kade Anderson, are you wearing your Beaker Halloween costume already? So, it’s not just […]
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O’Hearn Shamrocks All Clover The Braves
July 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan O’Hearn (4-for-5, 10 RBIs and his 14th, 15th and 16th homer) did what they call in the business, The Swanson. The Swanson is when you’re box score is so full and you can’t eat another bite, then they hit another homer and, boy, now I’m not sure I can have dessert. The Swanson is […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy weekend in MarmoVille for your Top 100 Starting Pitcher writer. For the record, the photoshopped picture turned out WAY BETTER than the AI version did. And, yes, I’m representing the brand as well. Human interaction for the win! If anyone caught my Saturday morning stand-in for Dan […]
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I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]
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A very top-heavy week with the number of Studs we have getting two-starts! These are the fun weeks for those of us who invested early draft picks into pitchers for our squads. Jacob Misiorowski is on an absolute tear this season. A K% of 39.3, BB% of 6.8, Hard Hit% of 33.3, with an ERA […]
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July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Commentsby: Grey
“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]
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On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to discuss the June standouts in the Last 30 days Player Rater along with a few call-ups and big league returns. Then, we finish things off with another edition of SAGNOF bullpen analysis (A’s and Angels are on the docket […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And a happy first Monday of summer vacation to all the kiddos living north of a certain imaginary line where students attend school until the end of June and don’t go back until the first week of September. Speaking of kids (sick segue), if your patience level or league size is […]
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The Chicago White Sox shredded the Royals like Italian Beef on Friday night, as Kansas City took the L to an absolute slug fest. In a historic win, it was break out star first baseman slash heartthrob Miguel Vargas who got the blowout started with his 18th home run a three run bomb that sparked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’ll be honest with you, I don’t think we’ve come to terms with how good Junior Caminero is. He’s 22 years old and he’s coming off a 45-homer season and has 19 homers already this year, after going 3-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 17th, 18th and 19th home run yesterday. I tried to give him […]
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