How about Framber Suarez! I mean, how about Ranger Valdez! Ramber Suadez! Frager Valrez! How about them all? Can you not put your hands together and celebrate good pitching without them being aces? You’re such a try-hard with your, “Ooh, I need aces,” and I’m like, “These guys are good enough for you,” all preseason, […]
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Dillon Dingler
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Rangers bend Ober and brutalized him (4 2/3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.40). The once-every-six-weeks trouncing? The every-month-and-a-half frog-marching? The every 45th-day scrub-stomping? Sucks, man! It is very not good at all! Kinda hard to work up a general sense of appeasement when your fantasy team’s being Abu Ghraib’d until it confesses war crimes, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Take advantage of terrible matchups. That would be my advice to the guys on my fantasy team. I don’t care if you get wiped off by the nastiest deGrom slider like you’re in a 50’s noir movie and the director is wiping to the next scene that you’re not in. Or if you’re getting goosed […]
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Seattle Mariners catcher slash slugger slash AL home run leader slash heart throb Cal Raleigh added two more tanks to his total Friday night with a three-run bomb in the first inning to make him the first catcher in history to have 20 or more home runs before June 1. Well, that’s really something, isn’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Rarely am I surprised by a demotion. Jake Burger being demoted shocked me. We should have a contest next preseason to guess the guy who will be demoted that will floor people. Has to be a guy in the top 125 or so in drafts, and I have to pin down what “floored” means. So, […]
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The Pete Crow Medicine Show Keeps Coming Armstrong
April 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 410 Commentsby: Grey
How did the Cubs turn Wrigley, an extreme pitchers’ park, into an extreme hitters’ park, and why do I think I don’t know her name, but that girl goes by She Nanigans? Did they tell some Cubs fan that New York pizza is better than Chicago pizza, hand them a bat and let them beat […]
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FAAB Week 3: Zebby Piggy, Zebby Piggy, Zebby Piggy
April 12, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 25 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Howdy there, Razzballers! Before we get into the meat of this week’s analysis, this clip from the 1988 cinematic classic Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is required viewing in order to get the headline reference. Because, you know, every time you have to explain your references to 90-second moments of 40-year-old movies, you’re off to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?San Francisco Giants outfielder slash heartthrob slash kpop superstar Jung Hoo Lee showed the Bronx how Lee-git he is Friday night with a 3-run bomb off Marcus Stroman in the first inning that looked a little something like this. Hoo Lee moly! Jung Hoo dat? The home run was his first of the season, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Paris Dishing Out Some Batatouille
April 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 322 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Kyren Paris (1-for-3, 2 RBIs) hit his 3rd homer. At the worst, a hot schmotato. At the best, he’s hosting the last Olympics in his brain and we’re all Raygun. At most realistic, he’ll be hot for a few weeks until teams figure him out. At the most illuminating, I just realized Gaylord Perry […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Kjerstad My Co-Manager For Not Buying Heston
April 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 450 Commentsby: Grey
When the Netherlands landed on the ABC islands in the Caribbean, the Dutch made three requirements of all people, when farting in bed, pin the sheet tightly to the bed surface to not let any smell emit; all restaurant checks must be split in half with all attending parties, and, finally, all names must have […]
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Rolling In The Deep: Are We Gavin Fun Yet?
April 4, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 11 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Greetings friends, hope all is well in your worlds and that your season is off to a rollicking start. I for one have been rather overwhelmed trying to manage my mixed league teams — it’s really making me remember how much I appreciate the deep league format. I think I let go of Michael Busch […]
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Time to shift gears. Draft season is over. Now it’s time to manage your squad to a fantasy Championship. The first rule: don’t ever be content with your position. No matter if you’re currently in 1st, 8th, or 12th place, there’s always work to be done. Never stop trying to make your team better. That’s our […]
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