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Closers
Bullpen Report
So team success helps everything, from team building exercises to a secret program that siphons money into a bank account at fractions of a penny…
- Smokey
- July 11, 2013
- 47
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Corn Cobb and Cole Slaw
When was designated for assignment on Monday, I left work, went to the bar next door, bought nine shots of Jameson, drank 11 shots of…
- Terse
- July 11, 2013
- 94
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cain Unable
Yesterday, had his shortest outing of his career with 2/3 IP and 3 ER. At least Bochy had the sense in his giant watermelon-sized head…
- Grey
- July 11, 2013
- 911
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Chris Davis? More Like Crush Davis, Amiright?
If you were to tell me that you knew the type of year was going to have, I would have laughed at your face and…
- Jay
- July 10, 2013
- 104
DraftKings
DraftKings – Approaching Ahhhh Midsummer Night’s Dream
Ahhhh July. The 4th. Hot dogs. Fireworks. Sparklers and going to other neighboring states to get the fireworks. You know the good ones (I don't…
- JB Gilpin
- July 10, 2013
- 46
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Adam’s Done Eaton The DL Scenery For Now
First, Erasmo returns for our rookie nookie needs, then is called up to see if owning rookies can be better than Viagra. They can. I…
- Grey
- July 10, 2013
- 840
OPS Leagues
What If A-Rod Was One Of Us?
may be a slob like one of us, but I’ve repeatedly told you to pick up this season, so I’ve already thrown my dignity out…
- Tom Jacks
- July 9, 2013
- 85
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast – The One Where Puig Gets The Conch Shell
On today's podcast I talked about , the greatest raftee Major League Baseball has ever seen. We didn't talk at all about the All-Star Game…
- Grey
- July 9, 2013
- 448
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 9
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) regained top spot after spending a week in second place. They hit just .240 with 10 home runs for the…
- VinWins
- July 9, 2013
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Kempulsive Lamer
is headed back to the DL. He needs Chris Brown to slap some health into him. Obviously, this a terrible sign for Kemp since it's…
- Grey
- July 9, 2013
- 501
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Jeremy Hefner – Stream Or ROS Play(boy)?
Welcome back, Pitcher Profile nation! I am glad to be back home after a fantastic trip to DC where I got to see my Brewers…
- JB Gilpin
- July 8, 2013
- 95
NEWS
He Went To Jarrod!
Let's say you're looking for the player with the best stolen base per plate appearances ratio. You might think of recent SAGNOF heart-throb , who…
- Mike
- July 8, 2013
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Miami Salary Dodger, Ricky LA Dodger
The Marlins parted ways with on Saturday. He was the longest-tenured Marlin. That's about the same length as a Gary Busey train of thought. Nolasco…
- Grey
- July 8, 2013
- 953
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Hitting Rock Bottom with the Fantasy Freaks
Over the past few months we have jammed and crammed our way through players that have added some pop (, ), some saves (, )…
- The Guru
- July 7, 2013
- 106
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Great Scott!
First off, let me just say I am hanging my head in shame about my call last week. Not only did he only see 3…
- Sky
- July 7, 2013
- 39
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 14
Note: As I explained yesterday, I'm in Mexico. Turns out, the internet blows here. Being so, I haven't included the usual Baseball-Reference links. Apologies. (*They…
- Scott Evans
- July 7, 2013
- 53
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Super Nova Blasts Orioles
I originally titled this post "SuperNova Destroys Baltimore," but I was worried it would cause mass panic in the Crab Cake Capital, and those guys…
- Dan Pants
- July 6, 2013
- 147
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 15
Two-start hoarders, welcome back. First things first: I'm vacationing in Mexico with what, by now, is a potentially-fatal sunburn. Not to worry, though, because the…
- Scott Evans
- July 6, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Kemp-er Buy
Let's start with an SAT question as old as this world that we call Planet Earth, assuming the SATs were around thousands of years ago…
- Grey
- July 5, 2013
- 759
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Wallace Enjoying His 60 Minutes Of Fame
Let me see if I got this right about (I'm admittedly drunk from an all-day 4th of July BBQ). He's a post-hype-little-less-hype-some-hype-no-hype-hype-what?-hype sleeper. Did that…
- Grey
- July 5, 2013
- 277
Closers
Closer Report
Friends How many of us have them? Friends Ones we can depend on So it dawned upon me that, in the Whodini song, "Friends", can…
- Smokey
- July 4, 2013
- 44
fantasy baseball keepers
The New Manny in Town
There’s a ping-pong tournament going on in my office today and I wasn’t invited to play. It’s not because they all hate me, but because…
- Terse
- July 4, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Puig, Bo Ran Up Walls, Not Into Them
Happy Fourth of July, unless you own , then you're wondering if A) He's healthy B) Where was Carlos Quentin during this? If you haven't…
- Grey
- July 4, 2013
- 535
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where JayWrong And JB Enter The Cage
It's officially the mid-way point of the season (you know, 81 game mark in 162 game season) and with the long weekend coming up, Nick…
- Grey
- July 3, 2013
- 497
DraftKings
DraftKings – Stacking Up On Brewers
So, I'm biased. If you've been reading me for a while you know I'm a Brewers homer, but that doesn't make me a sucker in…
- JB Gilpin
- July 3, 2013
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
No Hitting On The Docket For Ol’ Bailey
threw his second career no-hitter, and it was the first time a player who looked identical to Christian Bale has thrown the last two no-hitters…
- Grey
- July 3, 2013
- 346
OPS Leagues
When Ike Comes Around
had an epic 21st century breakdown this year that has rendered his fantasy baseball owners jaded and viewing this basket case as a true American…
- Tom Jacks
- July 2, 2013
- 81
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings, Week 13
There hasn't been much turnover from our last revision until now, so the names here are pretty much the same ones we've been talking about…
- Scott Evans
- July 2, 2013
- 115
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 2
Slocemb If You Got Em (Daily Bases) give us another new leader as they squeak by That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) for a two-tenths of…
- VinWins
- July 2, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jose Shows San Diego Who Their Padre Is
When walks into the 18-and-over strip club, where only the drinks are virgins, that's called "Rookie Nookie," he flips his rookie cards like they're dollar…
- Grey
- July 2, 2013
- 880
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Zack Rocked Like A Wagon Wheeler
I am back with another Pitcher Profile Razzball Nation! I was out of town last week and unable to work on multiple screens slash was…
- JB Gilpin
- July 1, 2013
- 87
NEWS
The Raj-Mahal of SAGNOF
It may have been hard to catch Grey's BUY post last Friday, because it was littered with SAGNOF outfielders. We'll take a look at some…
- Mike
- July 1, 2013
- 34
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Justin Gets His Masters In Shutoutography
This post comes to you by the power of Greyskull! I have the power! The power of Greyskull dropped earlier in the year after one…
- Grey
- July 1, 2013
- 798
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Finding Power in the Hot Tub Time Machine
Jump in the Guru’s Hot Tub Time Machine and join me as we take a short spin through the space-time continuum back to the year…
- The Guru
- June 30, 2013
- 135
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Spend Four Beautiful Nights In Valencia
Hello one, hello all it is your gracious and well manscaped travel agent, Sky. I promise I'll do my best to accommodate all your traveling…
- Sky
- June 30, 2013
- 62
Our Leagues
Fantasy Razzball Update: June 30
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- June 30, 2013
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 13
The Futures Game will take place on July 14th at Citi Field as part of the MLB All-Star Game festivities. Rosters were announced earlier this…
- Scott Evans
- June 30, 2013
- 97
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Get To Da Choppa!
I have no idea of how to tie in one of the most famous AHnold soundboard choices, but like last weeks selection of ANIMAL!, I…
- Jay
- June 29, 2013
- 74
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Cleveland Rocks Chicago’s Sox in Doubleheader
The Indians had themselves a good ol' fashioned hometown community pow-wow in Chicago yesterday, scoring 29 runs off 33 hits in Friday's double header. The…
- Dan Pants
- June 29, 2013
- 87
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 14
We've run into another one of those weeks when it's probably best to avoid two-start streaming. It's not as despicable as we've gotten this season,…
- Scott Evans
- June 29, 2013
- 54
