I originally titled this post "SuperNova Destroys Baltimore," but I was worried it would cause mass panic in the Crab Cake Capital, and those guys…
Two-start hoarders, welcome back. First things first: I'm vacationing in Mexico with what, by now, is a potentially-fatal sunburn. Not to worry, though, because the…
Let's start with an SAT question as old as this world that we call Planet Earth, assuming the SATs were around thousands of years ago…
Let me see if I got this right about (I'm admittedly drunk from an all-day 4th of July BBQ). He's a post-hype-little-less-hype-some-hype-no-hype-hype-what?-hype sleeper. Did that…
Friends How many of us have them? Friends Ones we can depend on So it dawned upon me that, in the Whodini song, "Friends", can…
There’s a ping-pong tournament going on in my office today and I wasn’t invited to play. It’s not because they all hate me, but because…
Happy Fourth of July, unless you own , then you're wondering if A) He's healthy B) Where was Carlos Quentin during this? If you haven't…
It's officially the mid-way point of the season (you know, 81 game mark in 162 game season) and with the long weekend coming up, Nick…
So, I'm biased. If you've been reading me for a while you know I'm a Brewers homer, but that doesn't make me a sucker in…
threw his second career no-hitter, and it was the first time a player who looked identical to Christian Bale has thrown the last two no-hitters…
had an epic 21st century breakdown this year that has rendered his fantasy baseball owners jaded and viewing this basket case as a true American…
There hasn't been much turnover from our last revision until now, so the names here are pretty much the same ones we've been talking about…
Slocemb If You Got Em (Daily Bases) give us another new leader as they squeak by That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) for a two-tenths of…
When walks into the 18-and-over strip club, where only the drinks are virgins, that's called "Rookie Nookie," he flips his rookie cards like they're dollar…
I am back with another Pitcher Profile Razzball Nation! I was out of town last week and unable to work on multiple screens slash was…
It may have been hard to catch Grey's BUY post last Friday, because it was littered with SAGNOF outfielders. We'll take a look at some…
This post comes to you by the power of Greyskull! I have the power! The power of Greyskull dropped earlier in the year after one…
Jump in the Guru’s Hot Tub Time Machine and join me as we take a short spin through the space-time continuum back to the year…
Hello one, hello all it is your gracious and well manscaped travel agent, Sky. I promise I'll do my best to accommodate all your traveling…
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
The Futures Game will take place on July 14th at Citi Field as part of the MLB All-Star Game festivities. Rosters were announced earlier this…
I have no idea of how to tie in one of the most famous AHnold soundboard choices, but like last weeks selection of ANIMAL!, I…
The Indians had themselves a good ol' fashioned hometown community pow-wow in Chicago yesterday, scoring 29 runs off 33 hits in Friday's double header. The…
We've run into another one of those weeks when it's probably best to avoid two-start streaming. It's not as despicable as we've gotten this season,…
Okay, sue me for Safecoexual Erasment, but I need some Erasmo Ramirez right now. Who is stopping him? Joe Saunders, The Harangutan or is it…
Greetings! It is I, Tehol Beddict, back again with more H2H and points League advice. You might ask yourself, "How are these posts any different…
For all you Jersey kids out there, yesterday's game title is, "Holland Tunnels Yanks." For all you Jersey kids out there who have been stuck…
So at the middle post of the real year, the ever-changing scenarios that are closers continue to fire on. This week I am going to…
Today, I listened to a podcast. In that podcast, the two hosts pontificated sharply about how isn't for real and that his success last year…
You wanted to sell , but no one was buying. Seeing last year as a fluke. Said he couldn't do it again. Said you had…
This is me jumping on the bandwagon. Well, technically, I don't jump. I float. Why? Wait, are you asking why I float or why I'm…
When you're perusing the latest prospect lists for the next fantasy star, the next Mike Trout or Manny Machado, it's important to keep in mind…
So I'm out of town this week, then all the sudden while I have left my upper lip unshaven and drinking a daiquiri (the latter…
's been lighting up the mainframe on the giant computer out of a bad 1950's sci-fi movie, but he's not the only Cuban. also hails…
is one of those guys we love in OPS leagues. Yes, I will be referring to myself in the plural form. It’s easier to win…
The guy who created my new (now old) avatar also did ones for Rudy and Nick (they're all below the fold), and that got us…
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) continued to set the pace, while MasterofGrond (Waco Night Terrors - Imposing Sea Creatures) moved ahead of Slocemb If You…
might be out the season, but will definitely be out until September. Too bad, so sad, don't forget to write, don't write too often, waste…
“See that little mound of dirt out there with the rubber in the middle? That's my concern. I don't have any problems, just concerns. And…
After stealing only 3 bases in all of 2012, met that mark in the past ten games. It seems as though his hamstring is just…