Another day, another insane Phillies’ starter goes HAM, not as in Taylor or cured honey, but as in HARD AS A MOTHERFUDGER. Only he didn’t say fudger, he said the mother of all curses, and he thought, “If it’s Hard As A, wouldn’t it be HAAM? Then it’s basically HAIM and it’s the best singing […]
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Cody Bellinger
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Once a generation a pitcher comes along that is extraordinary. Extra plus ordinary. It’s not often we get to witness it with our own eyes. Previous generations, some of those pitchers were Max Scherzer, Pedro Martinez, Roger Clemens, Nolan Ryan, then before I was born, so I don’t know. Too old for me! I’m a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is my mea culpa on Chris Sale (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.52). I said to avoid him and I blew it like I was Scott Blewett. Why was Sale left in to throw 116 pitches yesterday? That I don’t know, but my guess is Brian Snitker stopped […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?First off, we have to acknowledge we heard the news: The Pope does his first miracle https://t.co/oslOBeLTWQ — Razzball (@Razzball) June 5, 2025 U2 was right, it is a Beautiful Day. Though, I think U2 was talking about the new iPod. I don’t know, U2 sucks. Everyone with taste knows. Sorry, I am a natural […]
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Updating things is often a struggle in Kelder Land. For work, I have been wearing polos and khakis now for over 20 years. My phone, no reason to get a new one unless the battery has gone bad. My truck is a 2008 Silverado. My marriage is 20 years old, but that’s a good thing […]
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Pirates Put Burrows Before Yohohos
May 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 301 Commentsby: Grey
Carmen Mlodzinski optioned to the minors, and the Pirates called up Mike Burrows, which is a bizarre way to spell Bubba Chandler. MLB teams are so goofy with how they don’t promote their best players. Can you imagine any other sport being like this? “He’s our best running back, so he’s going to spend a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?At this point, we’re getting near re-rankings season. There’s enough data to make things not small sample sizes. Some Razzball representation was had last night in the Yahoo Friends and Family league, where they redraft around Mothers’ Day to reflect changes (and one is that I think I may have been invited next year!). And […]
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When you look at pitcher heat maps, you will see a red circular shape where the pitcher most often hits the catcher’s mitt. Some pitchers have two spots they like to target in the zone, but most have one particular spot they like to focus inside the zone. For Tarik Skubal, that dot is very […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Josemas Alva(rado) PEDison
May 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 425 Commentsby: Grey
Jose Alvarado was suspended 80 games for PEDs. Phils said in a statement, “We haven’t had a good bullpen in fifteen or so years so when we had a good reliever, we were like, ‘Who’s testing the urine?’ And this weird-looking guy misheard and said, ‘I’ll taste it.’ And we were like, ‘What? No! Gross, […]
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Wilmer Than Meets The A’s
May 17, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 36 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The A’s pitching staff got Wilmer than they bargained for on Friday night as San Francisco Giants first baseman slash heartthrob Wilmer Flores had a career night with his first ever home run hat trick, three home runs along with a career high eight runs batted in! Flores was so locked he got Fred Flintstone […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Dylan Cease went 6 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 4.91. Finally, a great start! [sees he left with forearm cramping, face falls, stares down into own reflection in the saddest puddle anyone’s ever puddled] Fantasy Baseball Overlord, I have one question for you? Why can’t we have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ramon Urias injured his hammy, and what goes with a moan over hammy? Mayo! Put some egg yolks in a jar and a squeeze of lemon with some neutral-tasting oil and shake! What’s you got? Mayo! What’s the state condiment of Indiana? Mayo! Mayo! Mayo! Coby Mayo is here and he’s–[ten days later, Ramon Urias […]
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