Miami Again? The Marlins Assembling a Team of “Heat-ian” Proportions

December 15, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 17 Comments

Baseball’s hot stove season has been largely dominated by the new-look Marlins. The last time a Miami team made such headlines in free agency, it was the controversial Miami Heat “Dream Team.” Although they did not have their own hour long ESPN special and subsequent public hatred like Lebron and his gang, the new-look Marlins have come to play. Please, blog, may I have some more?

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Baltimore Orioles 2011 Minor League Review

December 14, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects |

by: Scott Evans

Baltimore Orioles 2011 Minor League Review

Organizational Talent Rankings via Baseball America:

2011 (21) | 2010 (8) | 2009 (9) | 2008 (14) | 2007 (17) | 2006 (12)

2011 Affiliate Records

MLB: [69-93] AL East

AAA: [56-87] International League – Norfolk

AA: [75-66] Eastern League – Bowie

A+: [80-59] Carolina League – Frederick

A: [55-85] South Atlantic League – Delmarva

A(ss): [24-51] New York-Penn League – Aberdeen

The Run Down

With guys in their system like Manny Machado, Jonathan Schoop and Dylan Bundy, Baltimore is not without exciting prospects. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Miller Park To Smell Like Stale Beer, Aramis

December 13, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 69 Comments

by: Grey

The Brewers signed Aramis Ramirez to a deal worth between $34-37 million. Wouldn’t you love to make so much money that there’s a gap of three million between what you might make? “Hey, Aramis, you got a second?” “I was just rolling up hundred dollar bills to make kindling.” Please, blog, may I have some more?

Pamphlet About Famous Jewish Athletes Gets Asterisk

December 12, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 50 Comments

by: Grey

Ryan Braun tested positive for something. Maybe it was a performance-enhancing drug. Maybe it wasn’t a performance-enhancing drug just one that causes a positive test. Maybe he just drank sixteen bottles of Red Bull and made out with a stripper who had a cold sore. Please, blog, may I have some more?

St. Albert Finally Has His Halo

December 9, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 88 Comments

by: Grey

As reported ad nauseum yesterday, Albert Pujols signed with the Los Angeles Suburb of Los Angeles Angels yesterday. Or the Albertaheim Pujalos, as they should now be called. Something that wasn’t reported, with Pujols going from a Cardinal to an Angel, Dan Brown now has a new book idea. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Marlin Payin’s

December 8, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 55 Comments

by: Grey

And just like with the Wayan Brothers, the Marlins like sequels. This offseason is a sequel to 1997’s spending spree. We’ll call this one, “Don’t Be A Miser In South Florida While Drinking Your Profits In The Hood.” Mark Buehrle signed on with the Marlins for $58 million. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Santos Saves Toronto’s Christmas, 2012 Games

December 7, 2011 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 49 Comments

by: Grey

Sergio Santos was traded to the Blue Jays for Nestor Molina, no relation to Alfred. Santos will take over the Blue Jays closing job with Frank Francisco being waved away like a stale fart — Stank Fartcisco, if you will. Santos was made for this job. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Paul Goldschmidt, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper

December 6, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 46 Comments

by: Grey

Oh, boy, Bill James has gone and done it again. His misguided love for all things Chris Davis has reemerged for Paul Goldschmidt. He gives him the 2012 projections of 93/32/99/.266/9. Wow. Maybe after Goldschmidt’s done curing cancer he can also invent a Facebook Dislike button so I can properly grade all of my so-called friends’ posts. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Reyes Moves From Costanzas To Seinfelds

December 5, 2011 | Uncategorized | 40 Comments

by: Grey

Jose Reyes went from the King of Queens (See, Reyes is Spanish for kings. Things are much more interesting when they need to be explained, aren’t they?) to the land of retired Jews as he signed with the Miami Marlins. Did Jeffrey Loria’s great auntie die and leave him with an extra hundred million? Please, blog, may I have some more?

Keeping Granderson Is Just Common Curtisy

December 2, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 79 Comments

by: Grey

Curtis Granderson just went 41/25 with 136 runs and 119 RBIs. The least you could do is keep him for another year. Where are your manners? You know who’s going to definitely get an overrated post for 2012 fantasy? Yup. But for now let’s focus on the positives with Grandy. Please, blog, may I have some more?

A Resigned Grady Re-Signed With Resigned Indians

December 1, 2011 | Uncategorized | 64 Comments

by: Grey

The Indians said this, “We don’t expect Grady Sizemore to play 150 to 160 games like he has in the past.” At the start of the 2012 season it will be four years the last time he played that many games, so I’m glad they’re being realistic. Please, blog, may I have some more?