Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don’t get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team’s points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:
Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)
Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).
You can find links to the six Fantasy Razzball leagues (along with the 64 RCLs) here.
The league of Hire Jim Essian readers continues to feature the overall leader, but Facepalm United’s lead has shrunk. The Mendoza Mashers are now within 40 points as they slipped by the Anthapologists to take the lead in Razz On. Mark Reynolds has paced the Mashers, going 3-for-37 in the last 2 weeks with 18 strikeouts (97 points).
OVERALL STANDINGS
| Rank | Team | League | PTS |
| 1 | Facepalm United | Sons of Jim Essian | 3649.03 |
| 2 | Mendoza Mashers | Razz On | 3610.66 |
| 3 | Reading Rainbows | League of Bad | 3587.56 |
| 4 | Anthapologists | Razz On | 3509.71 |
| 5 | Baltimore Scorioles | Razz On | 3456.40 |
| 6 | Don Drapper | League of Bad | 3431.66 |
| 7 | Freaks and Geeks | Razz On | 3418.10 |
| 8 | JeffLoria’s FireSale | Razz North | 3306.34 |
| 9 | Losing | League of Bad | 3298.17 |
| 10 | Revenge of the Lawn | Razz North | 3276.25 |
| 11 | hannover bohemians | Aztec 2 Step | 3205.62 |
| 12 | Chuck Norris’s Beard | Razz On | 3188.83 |
| 13 | The wrong Mcguires | Razz On | 3100.57 |
| 14 | 2013 NY Mets | Aztec 2 Step | 3094.73 |
| 15 | Vin Loss | Razz On | 3085.75 |
| 16 | Scrubs and Schlubs | Aztec 2 Step | 3082.58 |
| 17 | The Buddies Quaid | League of Bad | 3076.70 |
| 18 | Ugly Dickshot | Sons of Jim Essian | 3066.86 |
| 19 | Tecmo Ballz | Rotisseriously Awful | 3060.65 |
| 20 | Sandlot Kids | Rotisseriously Awful | 3044.20 |
| 21 | Stinky | League of Bad | 3035.26 |
| 22 | Cold comfort | Razz North | 3023.29 |
| 23 | The Joaquin Deduno | Aztec 2 Step | 3009.32 |
| 24 | The Civilians | Rotisseriously Awful | 3004.51 |
| 25 | Newark Diseased Eels | Aztec 2 Step | 2995.67 |
| 26 | Terra Bulls | Razz North | 2967.90 |
| 27 | Yunibombers | League of Bad | 2963.93 |
| 28 | Ron Swansons | Sons of Jim Essian | 2952.21 |
| 29 | G-astros-enteritis | Razz North | 2933.34 |
| 30 | ManwichMen | Razz On | 2881.89 |
| 31 | Inge All-Stars | Aztec 2 Step | 2857.14 |
| 32 | Cheese Stands Alone | Rotisseriously Awful | 2736.54 |
| 33 | Wampa Masters | Razz North | 2674.76 |
| 34 | Jr. Spivey Fan Club | Rotisseriously Awful | 2670.06 |
| 35 | Booms-ya! | Sons of Jim Essian | 2649.67 |
| 36 | Twisted ‘Roid | Aztec 2 Step | 2637.53 |
| 37 | 81 Mariners | Rotisseriously Awful | 2602.47 |
| 38 | Mountain Dew Kid | League of Bad | 2597.94 |
| 39 | Mr. April | Rotisseriously Awful | 2552.78 |
| 40 | Bowels of Sucktitude | Razz North | 2542.99 |
| 41 | Razzball’s jaywrong | Aztec 2 Step | 2487.01 |
| 42 | Houston Lastros | Razz On | 2486.71 |
| 43 | Jedd Gyorkoff | Sons of Jim Essian | 2480.68 |
| 44 | Eff the Goat | Sons of Jim Essian | 2372.13 |
| 45 | Snafu Larry | Razz North | 2322.77 |
| 46 | uyufkfkfk | League of Bad | 2312.96 |
| 47 | Kings of Failon | Aztec 2 Step | 2293.70 |
| 48 | Kermit’s Hermits | Sons of Jim Essian | 2274.97 |
| 49 | Baker’s Toothpick | Rotisseriously Awful | 2270.44 |
| 50 | Joaquin on Arias | Sons of Jim Essian | 2222.06 |
| 51 | Limp Wrist All-Stars | Razz North | 2216.79 |
| 52 | Natty O’s | Razz North | 2093.45 |
| 53 | exactly | Aztec 2 Step | 2060.77 |
| 54 | Dulce Maldonaldo | Sons of Jim Essian | 1631.07 |
| 55 | Hit bombs bone moms | Sons of Jim Essian | 1015.87 |
| 56 | what the hellicksons | League of Bad | 720.61 |
| 57 | Cannonball Titcomb | Rotisseriously Awful | 633.07 |
| 58 | Chuck Norris | League of Bad | 614.12 |
| 59 | Dalmore Rangers | Rotisseriously Awful | 403.34 |
| 60 | Longboard Brewery | Razz On | -125.67 |
B.J. Upton continued to pile up the points in the two weeks since the last update and remains the top overall scorer. It will be a big blow to his owners if his injury keeps him out of action for an extended period.
| PTS(Last 14) | AVE | HR | K | ||||
| B.J. Upton | 391(64) | .177 | 8 | 102 | |||
| Starlin Castro | 301(16) | .243 | 6 | 71 | |||
| Denard Span | 280(29) | .255 | 0 | 48 | |||
| Ike Davis | 277(21) | .166 | 5 | 73 | |||
| Brendan Ryan | 275(10) | .195 | 3 | 55 | |||
| Alexei Ramírez | 273(26) | .287 | 1 | 45 | |||
| Pete Kozma | 268(58) | .228 | 1 | 60 | |||
| Adeiny Hechavarria | 265(31) | .237 | 2 | 46 | |||
| Chase Headley | 264(39) | .230 | 7 | 82 | |||
| Miguel Montero | 261(28) | .223 | 7 | 77 | |||
| Jimmy Rollins | 261(47) | .257 | 4 | 54 | |||
| Rickie Weeks | 259(67) | .227 | 9 | 85 | |||
| Elvis Andrus | 257(24) | .244 | 0 | 59 | |||
| Jayson Nix | 254(11) | .236 | 2 | 70 | |||
| Alcides Escobar | 251(41) | .246 | 3 | 47 | |||
| Chris Parmelee | 250(63) | .223 | 8 | 66 | |||
| Clint Barmes | 248(33) | .214 | 2 | 45 | |||
| Welington Castillo | 246(35) | .266 | 2 | 60 | |||
| José Altuve | 238(59) | .280 | 3 | 51 | |||
| Mike Moustakas | 237(17) | .218 | 6 | 38 | |||
| Tyler Flowers | 235(61) | .205 | 8 | 74 | |||
| Carlos Peña | 234(43) | .215 | 8 | 84 | |||
| Emilio Bonifacio | 233(13) | .211 | 2 | 54 | |||
| Danny Espinosa | 225(0) | .158 | 3 | 47 | |||
| Jeff Keppinger | 222(47) | .246 | 2 | 27 | |||
PITCHERS
| PTS(Last 14) | L | HR | ERA | WHIP | ||||
| Joe Blanton | 239(43) | 11 | 22 | 5.40 | 1.52 | |||
| Lucas Harrell | 233(52) | 10 | 15 | 5.07 | 1.63 | |||
| Jeremy Guthrie | 218(33) | 7 | 22 | 4.25 | 1.38 | |||
| Scott Diamond | 210(42) | 8 | 15 | 5.32 | 1.52 | |||
| Dylan Axelrod | 207(56) | 6 | 18 | 5.33 | 1.56 | |||
| R.A. Dickey | 207(34) | 10 | 20 | 4.69 | 1.30 | |||
| Dan Haren | 201(0 ) | 10 | 19 | 5.61 | 1.42 | |||
| Justin Grimm | 201(66) | 7 | 15 | 6.37 | 1.65 | |||
| Wade Davis | 193(30) | 8 | 13 | 5.89 | 1.75 | |||
| Jason Hammel | 193(46) | 6 | 19 | 5.24 | 1.44 | |||
| Roberto Hernández | 190(27) | 10 | 18 | 4.90 | 1.31 | |||
| Wily Peralta | 189(-13) | 9 | 10 | 4.82 | 1.50 | |||
| Joe Saunders | 181(-5) | 8 | 13 | 4.24 | 1.40 | |||
| Edinson Vólquez | 179(38) | 8 | 9 | 5.74 | 1.62 | |||
| Kevin Correia | 176(38) | 6 | 17 | 4.23 | 1.40 | |||
| Mark Buehrle | 173(29) | 6 | 16 | 4.89 | 1.37 | |||
| Mike Pelfrey | 170(15) | 7 | 9 | 5.55 | 1.56 | |||
| Tommy Milone | 167(31) | 8 | 19 | 4.24 | 1.27 | |||
| Ryan Dempster | 166(28) | 8 | 20 | 4.24 | 1.43 | |||
| Trevor Cahill | 165(32) | 10 | 10 | 4.66 | 1.41 | |||
| Philip Humber | 165(0) | 8 | 7 | 9.59 | 2.02 | |||
| Phil Hughes | 164(22) | 9 | 18 | 4.57 | 1.29 | |||
| Clayton Richard | 163( 0) | 5 | 13 | 7.01 | 1.63 | |||
| Yovani Gallardo | 162(38) | 8 | 12 | 4.83 | 1.43 | |||
| Edwin Jackson | 158(-1) | 10 | 9 | 5.11 | 1.44 | |||
LAST 7 DAYS
| Hitters | PTS | Pitchers | PTS | |
| Oswaldo Arcia | 65 | Edinson Vólquez | 40 | |
| Chris Parmelee | 57 | Al Alburquerque | 39 | |
| Jesús Guzmán | 50 | Jeff Samardzija | 39 | |
| Austin Jackson | 46 | Homer Bailey | 38 | |
| Evan Longoria | 45 | Kris Medlen | 37 | |
| Ian Desmond | 44 | Joe Blanton | 36 | |
| Gerardo Parra | 44 | Scott Diamond | 35 | |
| Carlos Gómez | 43 | Jon Lester | 34 | |
| Omar Quintanilla | 42 | Justin Grimm | 34 | |
| Jhonny Peralta | 42 | Kyle Lohse | 33 |
