One Man’s Trash: Christian Walker Of Houstereos

Legend has it that years ago, a Christian Walker roamed the lands north of the Wall of Agua Prieta. Unlike his ice brethren north of Westeros, this Walker was straight fire, depositing baseballs into the atmosphere, turning them into hail before returning to the Earth as tiny comets with fire tails, landing amongst the congregation […]

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One Man’s Trash: Jeremiah Is A…..

September 4, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a comment

by: Son

Last week, Laura Holt said “there could be a little deep-league intrigue here” regarding Jeremiah Jackson. And Laura is THE deep league queen. Then our Great Leader Grey wrote up Jackson in both the Monday and Tuesday recaps. “There’s no hotter schmotato right now in all of baseball. You need to get in on the […]

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One Man’s Trash: Jacob

August 21, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | Leave a comment

by: Son

In the Bible, Jacob was a monumental figure. He wrestled with an angel and was eventually given the name Israel. He is referred to as a Hebrew patriarch of the Abrahamic religions. Jacob Lopez of the Athletics is on the opposite end of the spectrum. He was selected in the 26th round of the 2018 […]

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One Man’s Trash: McKinstry Combo Meal

July 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 1 Comment

by: Son

I’m an old. I grew up when you couldn’t talk on the phone and be on the internet at the same time. But I’m not that much of an old to have partaken in a Burger Chef meal. I was a McDonald’s kid when the stores still counted the number of people served on the […]

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One Man’s Trash: Burns So Hot!

July 10, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 14 Comments

by: Son

Most things hot are highly sought after but have tons of risk attached to them. Fire: provides warmth and heat to purify water while eradicating bacteria in meat. But it can melt skin and reduce one to the bone. Hot sauce: provides kick for the palate. But it often induces leg cramps from sacrificing to […]

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One Man’s Trash: Ernie “I Ain’t Roberto” Clement

July 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 9 Comments

by: Son

The similarities between Ernie Clement of the Toronto Blue Jays and Hall of Famer Robert Clemente are striking. Both are listed at 5′ 11″ and weigh in the 170-pound range. Both were right-handed batters. Both didn’t exhibit robust power early on, but have never had a strikeout rate close to 20%. Both….Ok, I’ll stop now. To […]

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One Man’s Trash: Jac In The Box

June 26, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 4 Comments

by: Son

Back in 1563, John Foxe wrote the phrase “jack-in-the-box” to describe a swindler who would cheat tradesmen by selling them empty boxes. First of all, I’m not trusting anyone from the 1500s. Secondly, I’m sure as hell not getting behind anything written or said by someone named Foxe. You think I’m crazy? In 2025, if […]

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One Man’s Trash: Barger Binks

June 19, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 12 Comments

by: Son

Jar Jar Binks is one of the most hated characters in the Star Wars universe. And for good reasons. The voice was annoying. The words that surfed on the voice collided to produce buffoonery. His role as comedic element and usher for the young crowd was water on oil for The Phantom Menace. Addison Barger of […]

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One Man’s Trash: Away From Home Goodman

June 12, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 9 Comments

by: Son

Most people operate better in their home environment due to comfort and familiarity. I work from home, so the setup of my computer is key. When I travel, the discombobulation is at epic levels. Baseball players are known to be creatures of habit, or members of the Church of Superstition. They are the same. One […]

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One Man’s Trash: Welcome To Fabulous Las Vargas

June 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 2 Comments

by: Son

After three hours of driving and seeing a lot of nothing for the last two, I saw it in the distance. The lights twinkled, exposing an oasis to a thirsty traveler. This is how the crewmen on the Santa Maria must’ve felt when they first saw the New World. Land ho!!! As the lights got […]

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One Man’s Trash: Aggro Over Brandon Nimmo

May 29, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 8 Comments

by: Son

In my younger days – yes, I’m an old fart, although I don’t yell “get off my lawn.” I just turn on the sprinklers – I’d get aggro over so many things. Someone cuts me off? I’d Bruce Banner my way into D-Fens. Player strikes out with the bases loaded? See remote here? SMASH! Remote […]

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One Man’s Trash: Benson Hurts Pitches

May 22, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 12 Comments

by: Son

There are many reasons why I wanted to write up Will Benson this week. For starters, he’s been on an absolute heater over the last nine games, smashing six home runs in the last five contests. He also reminds me of NYC, particularly Brooklyn. My wife grew up in Bay Ridge, and Bensonhurst is a smidge […]

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One Man’s Trash: Christian Walker Of Houstereos

One Man’s Trash: Jeremiah Is A…..

One Man’s Trash: Jacob

One Man’s Trash: McKinstry Combo Meal

One Man’s Trash: Burns So Hot!

One Man’s Trash: Ernie “I Ain’t Roberto” Clement

One Man’s Trash: Jac In The Box

One Man’s Trash: Barger Binks

One Man’s Trash: Away From Home Goodman

One Man’s Trash: Welcome To Fabulous Las Vargas

One Man’s Trash: Aggro Over Brandon Nimmo

One Man’s Trash: Benson Hurts Pitches