At the time of this writing, there's a tentative trade in place, one that would send Matt Garza to the Texas Rangers in exchange for…
Monday was probably the most welcome reprieve from fantasy baseball I've had in years. After a first half crapped upon and spoiled by my rosters'…
It's doubtful that Chicago will start singing, 'Baby, what a big surprise,' when Garza's traded. I don't imagine there will be that many that are…
Happy All Star Break! I've crawled out of my lamely above-ground bunker in Austin (my house, similar to the Alamo, has no basement) to note…
So the All-Star break has come and swept us away and now its onto the last 19/32 of the season. The chase for saves is…
"MR. SANDMAN” Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to never never-land On July 16th, at the All-Star Game played at Citi-Bank Park,…
We've reached it folks, the All-Star break. Though not really the halfway point of the season, it's a good time to assess our teams and…
A couple items before we get started: (1) Carlos Martinez is currently on the big league roster, so I can't really rank him here and…
The Midsummer Classic. Just such an eloquent sounding event. If you watched last night's game, I'd be surprised if you're not still sleeping. Ok fine,…
"Yo Jaywrong, I’m really happy for you…Imma let you finish your list. But Grey had one of the best lists of all time! One of…
Maybe I’m paranoid, but we have to be masters of reality and understand that he won’t be able to continue this wizard-like production. I’m not…
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) held off A Hill O'Beans to be the overall Razzball Commenter League leader at the break. Adam Wainwright (5th round…
So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to…
Despite not living in an MLB-market area, I have a great AAA team nearby. I got to see pitch for the AAA Durham Bulls with his…
Looking back on the unofficial first half of the fantasy baseball season can be a lot of fun, unless of course you are in dead…
The night was humid in San Diego. Some fans in the front row brought their own Chardonnay, a mix of floral and fruity notes, which…
Maybe you’re with me, maybe you’re against me on this one, but the MLB All-Star game is an idea that should be buried alongside ,…
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
There are several questionable farm systems in baseball, but the Chicago White Sox are certainly one that stands out. For years now, the Sox have…
was fantastical last night in his season debut pitching 8.0 shutout innings, and surrendering just 2 hits and walking three. The rookie carried a no-hitter…
Perhaps you were expecting the usual Saturday morning two-start pitchers post, but it’s All Star week and there are no two-starters. The timing works out…
By now you've probably seen in ESPN's magazine completely naked. Coincidentally, I looked at the pictures completely naked. Did I say looked? I meant took…
Greeting all! Tis I, Tehol Beddict! In Bora Bora I am also known as "El Papino," but that's a story for another time. Wait! Hold…
returned and went 1-for-4 with an RBI, run scored and left with a strained quad. I'm not even joking about the injury. The Yankees should…
So team success helps everything, from team building exercises to a secret program that siphons money into a bank account at fractions of a penny…
When was designated for assignment on Monday, I left work, went to the bar next door, bought nine shots of Jameson, drank 11 shots of…
Yesterday, had his shortest outing of his career with 2/3 IP and 3 ER. At least Bochy had the sense in his giant watermelon-sized head…
If you were to tell me that you knew the type of year was going to have, I would have laughed at your face and…
Ahhhh July. The 4th. Hot dogs. Fireworks. Sparklers and going to other neighboring states to get the fireworks. You know the good ones (I don't…
First, Erasmo returns for our rookie nookie needs, then is called up to see if owning rookies can be better than Viagra. They can. I…
may be a slob like one of us, but I’ve repeatedly told you to pick up this season, so I’ve already thrown my dignity out…
On today's podcast I talked about , the greatest raftee Major League Baseball has ever seen. We didn't talk at all about the All-Star Game…
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) regained top spot after spending a week in second place. They hit just .240 with 10 home runs for the…
is headed back to the DL. He needs Chris Brown to slap some health into him. Obviously, this a terrible sign for Kemp since it's…
Welcome back, Pitcher Profile nation! I am glad to be back home after a fantastic trip to DC where I got to see my Brewers…
Let's say you're looking for the player with the best stolen base per plate appearances ratio. You might think of recent SAGNOF heart-throb , who…
The Marlins parted ways with on Saturday. He was the longest-tenured Marlin. That's about the same length as a Gary Busey train of thought. Nolasco…
Over the past few months we have jammed and crammed our way through players that have added some pop (, ), some saves (, )…
First off, let me just say I am hanging my head in shame about my call last week. Not only did he only see 3…
Note: As I explained yesterday, I'm in Mexico. Turns out, the internet blows here. Being so, I haven't included the usual Baseball-Reference links. Apologies. (*They…