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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 17

At the time of this writing, there's a tentative trade in place, one that would send Matt Garza to the Texas Rangers in exchange for…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 20, 2013
  • 56
fantasy baseball keepers

Fantasy Keepers: Dexter’s Fowl Deceit

Monday was probably the most welcome reprieve from fantasy baseball I've had in years. After a first half crapped upon and spoiled by my rosters'…

  • Terse
  • July 19, 2013
  • 56
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Yoenis Puts The U In Der…buy!

It's doubtful that Chicago will start singing, 'Baby, what a big surprise,' when Garza's traded. I don't imagine there will be that many that are…

  • Grey
  • July 19, 2013
  • 1100
NEWS

Updated Rest of Season Stats, Lineups, and Batter vs. Pitcher Matchups

Happy All Star Break! I've crawled out of my lamely above-ground bunker in Austin (my house, similar to the Alamo, has no basement) to note…

  • Rudy Gamble
  • July 18, 2013
  • 70
Closers

Closer Report

So the All-Star break has come and swept us away and now its onto the last 19/32 of the season. The chase for saves is…

  • Smokey
  • July 18, 2013
  • 26
Y to Z

The Sandman

"MR. SANDMAN” Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to never never-land On July 16th, at the All-Star Game played at Citi-Bank Park,…

  • Paulie Allnuts
  • July 18, 2013
  • 38
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Players That Will Make The Second Half The Better Half Or, You Know, Won’t

We've reached it folks, the All-Star break. Though not really the halfway point of the season, it's a good time to assess our teams and…

  • Jay
  • July 18, 2013
  • 239
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect Power Rankings: Week 15

A couple items before we get started: (1) Carlos Martinez is currently on the big league roster, so I can't really rank him here and…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 17, 2013
  • 146
DraftKings

DraftKings – Midsummer Is Here

The Midsummer Classic.  Just such an eloquent sounding event.  If you watched last night's game, I'd be surprised if you're not still sleeping.  Ok fine,…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 17, 2013
  • 62
fantasy baseball keepers

Top 100 Keepers for 2nd Half of 2013 And Beyond

"Yo Jaywrong, I’m really happy for you…Imma let you finish your list. But Grey had one of the best lists of all time! One of…

  • Jay
  • July 17, 2013
  • 275
OPS Leagues

War Puigs

Maybe I’m paranoid, but we have to be masters of reality and understand that he won’t be able to continue this wizard-like production. I’m not…

  • Tom Jacks
  • July 16, 2013
  • 78
Our Leagues

RCL Update: July 16

That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) held off A Hill O'Beans to be the overall Razzball Commenter League leader at the break. Adam Wainwright (5th round…

  • VinWins
  • July 16, 2013
  • 16
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Top 100 for 2nd Half of 2013 Fantasy Baseball

So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to…

  • Grey
  • July 16, 2013
  • 935
Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: We’ve Got Chris Archer, They’ve Got Golden Arcs

Despite not living in an MLB-market area, I have a great AAA team nearby.  I got to see  pitch for the AAA Durham Bulls with his…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 15, 2013
  • 66
NEWS

Stealing Bases: A First Half Retrospective For Your Perusal

Looking back on the unofficial first half of the fantasy baseball season can be a lot of fun, unless of course you are in dead…

  • Mike
  • July 15, 2013
  • 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Tantracized Padres Don’t Get To Lincecum

The night was humid in San Diego. Some fans in the front row brought their own Chardonnay, a mix of floral and fruity notes, which…

  • Grey
  • July 15, 2013
  • 573
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Waiver Wire All-Stars and the Fantasy DT’s

Maybe you’re with me, maybe you’re against me on this one, but the MLB All-Star game is an idea that should be buried alongside ,…

  • The Guru
  • July 14, 2013
  • 88
Our Leagues

Fantasy Razzball Update: July 14

Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…

  • VinWins
  • July 14, 2013
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 15

There are several questionable farm systems in baseball, but the Chicago White Sox are certainly one that stands out. For years now, the Sox have…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 14, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Rays Jarred And Put On A Shelf

was fantastical last night in his season debut pitching 8.0 shutout innings, and surrendering just 2 hits and walking three. The rookie carried a no-hitter…

  • Dan Pants
  • July 13, 2013
  • 105
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Scouting the Unknown: Yordano Ventura and Maikel Franco

Perhaps you were expecting the usual Saturday morning two-start pitchers post, but it’s All Star week and there are no two-starters. The timing works out…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 13, 2013
  • 43
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

I’d Istanbuy, That Man Stanton’s Hopeful

By now you've probably seen in ESPN's magazine completely naked. Coincidentally, I looked at the pictures completely naked. Did I say looked? I meant took…

  • Grey
  • July 12, 2013
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Points Leagues

Han-RamNado: Witness his Merciless Destruction of All Competition

Greeting all! Tis I, Tehol Beddict! In Bora Bora I am also known as "El Papino," but that's a story for another time. Wait! Hold…

  • LT Murray IV
  • July 12, 2013
  • 49
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Oh, My Goodness Gracious Of All The Dramatic Things I’ve Seen!

returned and went 1-for-4 with an RBI, run scored and left with a strained quad. I'm not even joking about the injury. The Yankees should…

  • Grey
  • July 12, 2013
  • 493
Closers

Bullpen Report

So team success helps everything, from team building exercises to a secret program that siphons money into a bank account at fractions of a penny…

  • Smokey
  • July 11, 2013
  • 47
fantasy baseball keepers

Fantasy Keepers: Corn Cobb and Cole Slaw

When was designated for assignment on Monday, I left work, went to the bar next door, bought nine shots of Jameson, drank 11 shots of…

  • Terse
  • July 11, 2013
  • 94
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cain Unable

Yesterday, had his shortest outing of his career with 2/3 IP and 3 ER. At least Bochy had the sense in his giant watermelon-sized head…

  • Grey
  • July 11, 2013
  • 911
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: Chris Davis? More Like Crush Davis, Amiright?

If you were to tell me that you knew the type of year was going to have, I would have laughed at your face and…

  • Jay
  • July 10, 2013
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DraftKings

DraftKings – Approaching Ahhhh Midsummer Night’s Dream

Ahhhh July.  The 4th.  Hot dogs.  Fireworks.  Sparklers and going to other neighboring states to get the fireworks.  You know the good ones (I don't…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 10, 2013
  • 46
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Adam’s Done Eaton The DL Scenery For Now

First, Erasmo returns for our rookie nookie needs, then is called up to see if owning rookies can be better than Viagra. They can. I…

  • Grey
  • July 10, 2013
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OPS Leagues

What If A-Rod Was One Of Us?

may be a slob like one of us, but I’ve repeatedly told you to pick up this season, so I’ve already thrown my dignity out…

  • Tom Jacks
  • July 9, 2013
  • 85
All Podcasts

The Razzball Podcast – The One Where Puig Gets The Conch Shell

On today's podcast I talked about , the greatest raftee Major League Baseball has ever seen. We didn't talk at all about the All-Star Game…

  • Grey
  • July 9, 2013
  • 448
Our Leagues

RCL Update: July 9

That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) regained top spot after spending a week in second place. They hit just .240 with 10 home runs for the…

  • VinWins
  • July 9, 2013
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Kempulsive Lamer

is headed back to the DL. He needs Chris Brown to slap some health into him. Obviously, this a terrible sign for Kemp since it's…

  • Grey
  • July 9, 2013
  • 501
Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: Jeremy Hefner – Stream Or ROS Play(boy)?

Welcome back, Pitcher Profile nation!  I am glad to be back home after a fantastic trip to DC where I got to see my Brewers…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 8, 2013
  • 95
NEWS

He Went To Jarrod!

Let's say you're looking for the player with the best stolen base per plate appearances ratio. You might think of recent SAGNOF heart-throb , who…

  • Mike
  • July 8, 2013
  • 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Miami Salary Dodger, Ricky LA Dodger

The Marlins parted ways with on Saturday. He was the longest-tenured Marlin. That's about the same length as a Gary Busey train of thought. Nolasco…

  • Grey
  • July 8, 2013
  • 953
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Hitting Rock Bottom with the Fantasy Freaks

Over the past few months we have jammed and crammed our way through players that have added some pop (, ), some saves (, )…

  • The Guru
  • July 7, 2013
  • 106
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Great Scott!

First off, let me just say I am hanging my head in shame about my call last week. Not only did he only see 3…

  • Sky
  • July 7, 2013
  • 39
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 14

Note: As I explained yesterday, I'm in Mexico. Turns out, the internet blows here. Being so, I haven't included the usual Baseball-Reference links. Apologies. (*They…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 7, 2013
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