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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Hey, Tough Guy, This Post Is Buy Rizzo
The Buysellatops left this message on my answering machine (what, I'm old school), "The earth is fourteen degrees hotter per year than when I freely…
- Grey
- June 14, 2013
- 1054
Points Leagues
Trouble With the Tulo: The Tale of how One Man ruined a Season for So Many
My fantasy career goes back further than LeBron's hairline, it's Beddict - I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines. Greetings! Tis I, Tehol, back again…
- LT Murray IV
- June 14, 2013
- 50
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Rockie Horror Show
Looks like Troy Tulowitzki and Carlos Gonzalez are doing the DL Time Warp aaaaaagain. Then they started screaming for Dexter Fowler to do the DL…
- Grey
- June 14, 2013
- 531
Closers
Closer Report
So Donnie Baseball finally read all those free pamphlets that Mensa has been sending him. I mean it was written on the urinal wall next to that for…
- Smokey
- June 13, 2013
- 65
fantasy baseball keepers
The Mystery of the Starling-Cut Desmond
You'll be surprised to know that on September 28, 2011, both good and bad things happened. I'm sure someone got married and someone got divorced…
- Terse
- June 13, 2013
- 78
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pull Puig When Shoulder’s Tender
was scratched yesterday with a strained shoulder, suffering the injury during batting practice. Look at him, making himself feel right at home with the Dodgers.…
- Grey
- June 13, 2013
- 1146
Y to Z
Tha Black Babe Ruth
One of the neat things about Negro League History is how fact turns to exaggeration; exaggeration to legend, and legend to myth. Josh Gibson hit…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 12, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 10
Last week's draft poured a whole shizzload of new prospects into the realm of pro baseball, and damn near all of them carry zero fantasy…
- Scott Evans
- June 12, 2013
- 128
DraftKings
DraftKings – Cloudy With A Chance Of Money
It's here! This Friday, our friends at DraftKings are throwing their huge $100,000 Punch Out with the top winner nabbing $20K. If you haven't been…
- JB Gilpin
- June 12, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
El Zunino
The Mariners don't play no mess. That's their motto, and not the oft-cited mottoes, "F-Her and pray for rain," or "Put the fences on wheels,…
- Grey
- June 12, 2013
- 905
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Hitter-Tron Improvements – June 2013
Based on feedback we received, I have made the following updates to Hitter-Tron – both the daily leagues version as well as the 7-day/weekly league version…
- Rudy Gamble
- June 11, 2013
- 27
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Comedian Steve Byrne Drops By
JayWrong hijacks the podcast in protest of Steve Byrne of TBS's Sullivan and Son coming on the podcast because his Razzball contract states that he's…
- Grey
- June 11, 2013
- 585
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 11
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) is the new overall leader after gaining in the standings for the sixth consecutive week, dropping the mauledbypandas team (Josh…
- VinWins
- June 11, 2013
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yo Gadrian!
The name YoGa conjures peace, calm and sneaking looks at girls in yoga pants. On the mound, YoGa conjures stress. Starting him is like asking…
- Grey
- June 11, 2013
- 523
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Hector Santiago Belongs In The Rotation
So while helping Scott with his prospect and two-start pitcher questions over the weekend, I got a lot of questions for the best spot starter on…
- JB Gilpin
- June 10, 2013
- 120
NEWS
Maybin This Time It’ll Be Different
It's always nice when you come off of the DL to find yourself in a series at Coors, but really came out of the chute…
- Mike
- June 10, 2013
- 52
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You Don’t Know Diddley, Moore
had the line of 5 IP, 8 ER, 13 baserunners, 6 Ks. But he only allowed one walk! What? Like putting frosting on a doodie…
- Grey
- June 10, 2013
- 1007
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: The Sunshine Boys
Satchel Paige said, “Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don’t matter.” Old Satch pitched until he was 90…
- The Guru
- June 9, 2013
- 121
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Huuuuge…Tracts Of Lind
Look, I know we're not friends. At least not true friends, we're internet friends. You barely know me, I barely know you. We occasionally share…
- Sky
- June 9, 2013
- 97
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Scouting the Unknown: 2013 Draft Edition, Part 3
I explained yesterday that I'm out of town and extremely drunk, possibly scoring in the 80s (likely not) on a lush golf course in the…
- Scott Evans
- June 9, 2013
- 89
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Orioles Enter Archer’s Danger Zone
If was aiming to win last night he was right on target, pitching seven innings against the fearsome Orioles lineup, allowing just 2 hits, 1…
- Dan Pants
- June 8, 2013
- 165
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 11
A quick word before we begin with the two-start jibber-jabber: I'm out of town this weekend visiting my brother in Cincinnati. He runs a golf…
- Scott Evans
- June 8, 2013
- 111
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
My Buy Guy Has A Last Name, It’s M-Y-E-R-S
Hello, Nick Castellanos, see you soon, maybe, yeah, no, okay. Great to meet you, Gerrit Cole, eventually. What do you know it's, Mike Zunino, maybe…
- Grey
- June 7, 2013
- 1140
Points Leagues
The Bay Of Puigs
On June 3rd, 2013, a young Cuban, armed with 5 tool ability and a rockin bod, landed on the Southern Coast of California. He was…
- LT Murray IV
- June 7, 2013
- 82
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Walter Cronkite Removes His Glasses
Our correspondent in St. Louis, Dan Pants, is reporting at 8:05 Eastern Standard Time, 's fastball died. There's still no official confirmation. Details are scant.…
- Grey
- June 7, 2013
- 484
fantasy baseball strategy
Hitter-Tron Now Estimates Percent Chance of Starting
One challenge to streaming hitters vs. streaming pitchers - or playing daily fantasy games - is that teams do not publish 'Probable Hitters' a few…
- Rudy Gamble
- June 6, 2013
- 50
Closers
Bullpen Report
Another week, another 2 temporary save mongers join the closing fray. Luke Gregerson and Rex Brothers, of Emmett Otter fame, took over for Street and…
- Smokey
- June 6, 2013
- 28
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers to Target for the Playoffs and for 2014
It happened again this Saturday. I went out with some pals and gals, like usual — pick a friend’s apartment at which to do some…
- Terse
- June 6, 2013
- 79
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Teheran Takes Bats Hostage
held the Pirates to one hit yesterday with 11 Ks in 8 innings, lowering his ERA to 3.30, making Teheran victorious vs. the Pirates. Which…
- Grey
- June 6, 2013
- 934
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings, Week 9
I typically don't delve into any notes on the Next Five section of this feature, but with some intriguing names popping up there this week,…
- Scott Evans
- June 5, 2013
- 163
DraftKings
DraftKings – Juicing Up For Big Winnings
There's no way you haven't heard, but the MLB is reportedly going to suspend, like, a team's worth of players. Maybe the potential suspendees should form their…
- JB Gilpin
- June 5, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Braun And A-Rod Nuts In Miami Vice
Did someone call Glenn Frey? Cuz the H is O. When the news hit, I was on the toilet, which reminded me of that famous…
- Grey
- June 5, 2013
- 1000
OPS Leagues
Starlin’s Trek
Here’s the deal. We all love guys with exciting upside, but every now and then we forget that there may still be upside remaining in…
- Tom Jacks
- June 4, 2013
- 126
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Rudy Goes Over Buysellatops And Platoony Tunes
I sat out today's podcast due to inclement weather (not true). It was raining here and I felt blue (still not true; it never rains…
- Grey
- June 4, 2013
- 609
Our Leagues
Grey & Rudy’s Teams – 2013 First Trimester
The only thing more boring than listening to someone talk about their fantasy team is to read a post writing about their hordes of teams.…
- Rudy Gamble
- June 4, 2013
- 14
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 4
Mauledbypandas stretched his lead in the overall standings to 4.2 points with another impressive week, hitting .298 with 16 home runs and 51 RBI, as…
- VinWins
- June 4, 2013
- 7
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
How Now Brown Wow
went 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and yet another homer, his 17th. Can we just bask in the Brown glow? Or Basque, if you're Spanish. A run…
- Grey
- June 4, 2013
- 495
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Jeff Samardzija Blows Away Diamondbacks
You ask and you shall receive! I had numerous requests for a Pitcher Profile, and since I'd only seen the fire-baller throw maybe once or…
- JB Gilpin
- June 3, 2013
- 37
NEWS
DJ LeMahieu S’il Vous Plait?
When was optioned to Triple A, I got burned. Whether he can figure it out and make his way back up to the majors remains…
- Mike
- June 3, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Dodgers Put Lipstick On A Puig
hurt his hammy on Saturday, which opened the door for the Dodgers to make memories. Every Dodger fan is on their portable mobile cellular device…
- Grey
- June 3, 2013
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