True Story Alert!  Justin Bieber used to live about two blocks away from Cougs and I.  Honestly, he might still live there, but I doubt it because I no longer go to the supermarket (block between us) and hear this, "BIEBER, I LOVE YOU.  HERE IS MY VIRGINITY.  LITERALLY TAKE IT FROM ME.  PLEASE!!!"  Also, I no longer have to jostle between TMZ cameramen for my kombucha.  Here's a story about how he wanted to put a skatepark into his condo.  Dude, LA's special.  Any hoo!  Yesterday, I was screaming like a 15-year-old girl for Shane Bieber to remove my sexual flower for the first few innings, then he ran into some trouble in the 5th, when it became apparent major league hitters (even the bottom of the Twins' order; Ryan LaMarre, really?) are not quite who he was blowing away in the minors this year (1.05 ERA, 8.1 K/9, 0.5 BB/9).  He worked consistently down in the strike zone with a 93 MPH fastball, and broke off, uh, breaking stuff off down and outside.  There wasn't a ton of hard contact until the 6th inning, which was a quick turnaround on a 5th inning, which saw him clearly winded -- final line, 5 2/3 IP, 4 ER, 9 baserunners (1 BB), 6 Ks.  I'm interested in him in deeper mixed leagues, but he looks like he will have the usual rookie pitcher lumps.  For what it's Werth, he's the 9th best starter on the Prospect-o-Nator, which lists all rookie pitcher projections.  Plus, no reports of this Bieber wanting a skatepark.  That's good.  Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: