I was jazzed to draft Phil Hughes this year like I was from New Orleans and I was smoking doobs with Kermit Ruffins. Then Hughes hurt his back and someone played the sad trombone. That's yay upside down, which looks like a fire between two teepees. Hughes is now out with a bulging disk in his back. Hey, Hughes, is that a banana in your spine or you happy to see me? I'm not a doctor (no kidding!), but none of this sounds good for Hughes. I'm lowering my projections on him and dropping him out of my favorable tier. It's early, and there's still a lot of time, but I'd be lying if I said I was still drafting him with confidence. I'll draft some players that are mildly injured, but the injury needs to sound a lot better than "may not be ready for the start of the season." Then there's Matt Garza, who will be starting the year on the DL. This news comes just days after we freakin' drafted him. I will now call him Matt Grrza. Whenever I say his name, I will say it like I'm a frustrated Lisa Simpson. Well, if you wanna ride the Garza Strip, be prepared for some bombshells. I've updated the top 40 and top 60 starters to reflect Hughes and Grrza's inability to keep me happy. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: