Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Double Dammit Vinnie Dry Cured Hammit J-Rammit Broken Hamate Weekend

June 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 225 Comments

by: Grey

Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 141: The Team Killers

May 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | Leave a comment

by: Mike Couillard

In our 141st episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the latest call-ups and injuries before analyzing players drafted in the Top 100 that have failed to produce. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the pod: A’s promote Gage Jump Lourdes Gurriel Jr. injury opens playing […]

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Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt

May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Comments

by: Grey

April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 138: April Player Of The Month PC

May 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories | 1 Comment

by: Mike Couillard

In our 138th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the latest bout of injuries and callups impacting our fantasy teams before discussing cards to place in the pod PC for the April 2026 Players of the Month Award Winners. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in […]

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I Want To Know When Logan Will Throw Again

May 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 386 Comments

by: Grey

Full service gas station asks me how much I want, and I say, “Fill it up,” and when they return for the hundred and seventy-five dollars for the eight gallons, I say, “I meant fill me up with Brewers starters.” Why did I stop in a gas station? Because I had to check my fantasy […]

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Edwin Diaz Goes On IL Due To Mosh Pit Elbow

April 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 281 Comments

by: Grey

Edwin Diaz went to the IL with loose bodies in his elbow, i.e., David Caruso flipped his sunglasses down and said, “More like Ed-lose 12 weeks.” He’ll undergo a procedure to remove the loose bodies (have you tried a stern taking to about the pitfalls of being loose?) and could return by July/August. Timetables vary […]

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Twins’ Bats Have Target Practice On Garrett’s Crotchet

April 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Comments

by: Grey

You ever not roster a guy who gets hit super hard and go on a schadenfreude journey around all your fantasy leagues searching for who rosters a certain guy or are you normal? Yesterday, I saw Garrett Crochet went 1 2/3 IP, 10 ER, ERA at 7.58, and I went league hopping. “Ooh, he has […]

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White Sox Hope Noah Brings The Bagels On The Scoreboard

April 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 420 Comments

by: Grey

I should probably listen to the last three months of our Cards & Categories podcast with Jeremy and Mike and their Noah Schultz content to get a better handle here. [does just that] Wow, I should’ve paused at some point, I really have to pee. So, the boys loved Noah Schultz a lot. This is […]

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The Lance Slide Brings Sawx Down

March 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 323 Comments

by: Grey

Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]

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Tout Wars Draft Recap: Aiming To Repeat (Or Maybe Slightly Worse)

March 15, 2026 | Our Leagues | 112 Comments

by: Grey

Last year I learned it’s better to come in 2nd than 1st. I was leading for most of last year but tripped in September and finished in 2nd. At first, I felt defeated, but the longer I sat with my 2nd place finish, the more I realized that 2nd place is first place without being […]

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LABR Draft Recap: Foiled By The Max Bid

March 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Grey

This is a 12-team mixed league auction. Last year’s LABR team was: C: Jonah Heim – $2 C: Hunter Goodman – $1 1B: Vinnie Pasquantino – $11 2B: Luis Rengifo – $5 SS: Gunnar Henderson – $36 3B: Junior Caminero – $16 MI: Ezequiel Tovar – $11 CI: Jazz Chisholm Jr. – $27 OF: Yordan Alvarez – $31 OF: Lawrence Butler – $20 OF: Steven Kwan – $7 OF: TJ Friedl – $1 OF: Parker Meadows – $1 UTIL: Lars Nootbaar – […]

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