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It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we discuss how a drunken man blacked out and changed his name to “Celine Dion.” Then we dig in on some questionable octopus propaganda from the evil mainstream media. Finally we round out the show with the story of a man who robbed a bank using a pillow case without holes as a mask and a wildlife trapper who disguised herself as an elderly woman in order to capture an aggressive turkey.
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Find all of this week’s hilarious stories here:
Man gets wasted, legally changes name to Celine Dion
Octopuses are ocean bullies that punch fish out of spite
Man who robbed bank wearing pillow case without eye holes arrested after fleeing ‘very slowly’ then stopping to pat a dog
Wildlife trapper dons disguise to capture aggressive turkey
