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Razzball Patreon members receive our weekly podcast where Grey cackles about the funniest news stories we’ve found over the past week, plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.

It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a nude man stabs another nude man—yes, true story. Then, another man gets 6 kidney beans stuck in his penis and meowing cats save a woman’s life. Finally, a man flys 650 miles for his first date with a woman he met on TikTok; slow news week!

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Watch our teaser video from this week’s episode below, just a little taste of what you’ll receive by subscribing to the weekly hour-long show:

Read all of this week’s stories:

Nude Man Stabs Nude Man

Jack and the bean block: Man gets six kidney beans stuck in penis while trying to ‘express’ himself

Cat’s Meow

Man flies 650 miles for first date with woman he met on TikTok