Allow me to paint a visual metaphor. ¬†A vetaphor. ¬†The entire league’s pitching is cornered on the grounds of a wildlife preserve. ¬†A tiger, we’ll call him Blister, stalks towards the league’s pitching. ¬†There’s no way out, but the league attempts to urinate on Blister to keep him away. ¬†Then, out of nowhere, Nat Gio, dressed as Lord Beasley, a world famous butterfly collector from Gilligan’s Island, rides his Eddie Bauer jeep into Blister’s den, and befriends the beast, saying, “I slay pussy,” then off everyone’s look, “…cats.” ¬†Yesterday, Gio Gonzalez had yet another great start — 6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 2.49. ¬†I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Gio hears people talking about the new baseball and how offense is up. ¬†Maybe he’s the one pitcher who likes a tightly-sewn baseball. ¬†Up until this year, he must’ve been like, “Geez, is this ball going to unravel when I throw it?” ¬†Of course, his outlook for 2018 fantasy doesn’t look anywhere near as optimistic. ¬†Besides his ERA, there’s nothing promising in his peripherals. ¬†He has left 85.7% of men on base. ¬†That’s more than a wife with a headache. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
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I miss old school Eddie Murphy. It pains me to think about the Dr. Dolittle movies he made. Anyways, I give thanks everyday that I live in the day of YouTube so that I can re-watch his classics. I still cry myself into the fetal position when I load up¬†Raw. In particular, the part where he talks about seeing Johnny Carson in a tabloid magazine with the look of a man that’s struggling to take a shit. Why does he have that look? Because he’s getting divorced and the wife is taking half. Now Eddie is like F that. I’m going to Africa to get me a bush woman. But as his new African queen gets friendly with the native women of America, they teach her about rights and power (NSFW)…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Because I am always late to the writing party, I figured why not just add another Bryce Harper column, but with a Michael Taylor happy ending. ¬†So what’s-his-face got hurt and now Mike Taylor returns from the DL to save the day. ¬†Gone one day and BH is now what’s-his-face. ¬†It sucks, but injuries happen. ¬†That is why waivers and free agent pools exist. ¬†So before Taylor inured his oblique in early July, he was on a torrid pace that was making him an asset for fantasy. ¬†Now what capabilities will he have with that injured oblique? ¬†Since this is the SAGNOF report, we only care about one thing. ¬†Increasing his SB total from 10. ¬†The thing in his favor is that the Nationals lineup is going to change slightly. ¬†Because of the absence of “some guy”. ¬†Small ball and base-to-base stuff still wins and it may have to happen without a middle of the lineup thumper (besides Zimmerman). ¬†I can’t believe I just called him a thumper, well… suspend disbelief for a minute and just assume I didn’t mean it. ¬†Taylor may take a few days to get into the swing of things but Bryce isn’t walking through the door anytime soon, so at-bats and top of the order stuff are coming. Happy SAGNOF’n!Please, blog, may I have some more?
The trading deadline for the Razzball Commenter Leagues went out with a bang on Friday with 19 trades being completed, 9 on Friday alone. ¬†I still don‚Äôt understand why ESPN insists on the noon trade deadline time, but there it is. ¬†I maintain the opinion that if the deadline was midnight Friday night there would be more last minute deals. ¬†The trade deadline expiring while I‚Äôm settling into my lunch break at work just doesn‚Äôt feel right. ¬†Who‚Äôs with me? ¬†Week 8 saw 19 trades and week 14 saw 20. ¬†In a 4.5 day week we got to 19, not a bad pace. ¬†There were 232 total swaps made this season. ¬†Cougs R Us finished the year with 16 deals made, the most of all RCLs. ¬†Two other leagues finished in double digits, ECFBL (12) and DFSers Anonymous (10). ¬†Is it coincidence that those are both leagues commished by your RCL Updater Extraordinaire? ¬†I think not. ¬†There were 16 leagues that didn‚Äôt make a single trade this year. ¬†That makes me sad. ¬†Billy Hamilton was traded 8 times this season, as was Rougned Odor. ¬†Wade Davis takes the cake though, being involved in 12 separate trades. ¬†Gotta get those saves. ¬†You can find all the saves for the year right HERE. ¬†It‚Äôs not the best formatting in the world, but if you‚Äôre curious about these sort of things like I am, the data is still interesting to wade through. ¬†Let me know in the comments if you find any other interesting nuggest. ¬†Jump below for more about the trades this week and all the other happenings in the week that was, Week 19:
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If for some reason you are watching Mariners baseball excluding those who live in the area *can’t be happy trotting out Yovani Gallardo in the middle of ¬†a Wild Card Race*, you know the beauty of announcer Dave Sims calling “Boom Stick Baby” on Nelson Cruz HRs or “Giddy Up, Baby” on great plays. Well those are words we may hear often tomorrow night when the Seattle Mariners take on the Baltimore Orioles with Wade Miley taking the mound. Mariners are a great stacking option, led by Nelson Cruz¬†($10,200) who is currently on a huge tear. He has hit 9 HRs over his last 15 games and has an OPS over 1.400. A match-up against a struggling Wade Miley is a juicy one, Miley has allowed 17 HRs to right handed batters and a .851 OPS/.366 wOBA. All Mariner righties should be a go tonight Danny Valencia ($8,400), Jean Segura ($9,000) and Mike Zunino ($6,000).
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On this week‚Äôs Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey Albright and I start the show by discussing Bryce Harper‚Äôs freak injury, along with how much we trust Zack Greinke and James Paxton going into next season (ranked 5th and 8th overall for starting pitchers on Razzball‚Äôs Player Rater, respectively). We then bring on Ralph Lifshitz to talk Andrew Benintendi, the RCL‚Äôs, Jon Lester, Justin Verlander, and Patrick Corbin. Finally, please make sure to support our sponsor by heading over to RotoWear.com and entering promo code ‚ÄúSAGNOF‚ÄĚ for 15% off the highest quality t-shirts in the fantasy sports game. It‚Äôs the latest edition of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Between Cody Bellinger, Aaron Judge, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Ozzie Albies, Amed Rosario, Rhys Hoskins and Yoan Moncada baseball is staying at a Renaissance Hotel. ¬†“Is that a Cal Ripken mint rookie card under my pillow and a Beckett Baseball Card Guide in the side table? ¬†What a great hotel!” ¬†That’s me staying at a baseball-themed Renaissance Hotel. ¬†Oh, and this is barely touching a majority of Ralph’s top 100 fantasy baseball prospects. ¬†By the way, I Googled top 100 baseball rookies from the preseason, and Baseball America had Dansby Swanson, Josh Bell, Tyler Glasnow, Jharel Cotton, Jose De Leon, Robert Gsellman and Albert Almora in the top 10. ¬†(Judge was 12th, Bellinger 19th and Ben Grieve 5th. ¬†Okay, not Grieve, but you get the drift.) ¬†Rookies are a crapshoot, but baseball ate some beans and is shooting crap! ¬†(That sounded better in my head.) ¬†Yesterday, Rafael Devers hit his 5th and 6th homers, coming in only his 16th game, as he hits .339. ¬†He’s only 20 years old!!! ¬†Triple exclamation marks due to sticky keyboard because of Giancarlo, my apologies. ¬†If I had the time or motivation, I’d go back to the comments from people who said within three days of Devers’ call-up that he’s overmatched. ¬†Yo, I think you might want to hold back your hot takes for a minute. ¬†For 2018, Devers or Benintendi? ¬†Okay, I’m gonna hold back my own hot takes, but you’re seriously considering the guy who’s only been up for two-plus weeks. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
As the season rolls along, my choices for starters to profile should be wearing thin. Luckily for all of you, myself, and my relationship with anyone not in the Crab Army, spot starts and rookie callups give me the perfect intersect of my two worlds. Now as any good Seinfield fan knows, worlds colliding can be catastrophic. Just ask George Costanza. That however is not the case for your loyal and eccentric Prospector/Pitchspector. It’s all good on this end. Why? Because I’m more than happy to dig into the ratio roulette that is rookie starting pitchers. In the grand tradition of my messiah like activity on the prospect side, I’m here to observe these wild cards, provide my take, and lead you on the path to true fantasy salvation. This is a really long winded, and pompous, way to say I’m profiling Reynaldo Lopez’s White Sox debut today. I’ve been lower on Lopez than many other prospectors in the industry. For what feels like two years now, I’ve been constantly banging my shoe on the table of the United Prospect Nations, sternly proclaiming that “Lopez is a pen arm!” I’d make a joke of my followers storming the town square with Pier 1 style tiki torches, but the rest of the Lifshitz clan prolly wouldn’t appreciate that. Anywho, here’s what I saw.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Bryce Harper Replacement Week! :::sobs into the couch cushion I have been carrying around since watching the video of Harper tumbling over that base:::
The cruel baseball gods took Harper away from us just after we got Trout back. As of this writing, there is no timetable for his return from what they are calling a ‚Äúsignificant bone bruise.‚ÄĚ I‚Äôm no doctor (sorry to peel back the curtain), but how the heck did that non-contact injury get a bone bruise diagnosis? I thought for sure he tore every CL in his body. I wouldn‚Äôt have been surprised to hear that he tore his UCL from reaching for his knee so fast. But a bone bruise? Interesting. Let‚Äôs just hope he wasn‚Äôt evaluated by the Mets‚Äô training staff because ‚Äúbone bruise‚ÄĚ is going to very quickly become ‚ÄúOh crap, his knee actually isn‚Äôt there anymore. We can‚Äôt find it anywhere.‚ÄĚ
Now, there is no replacing Harper‚Äôs production on your fantasy team, especially in the middle of August. That much is obvious. If you‚Äôre lucky, you took Grey‚Äôs advice about selling a superstar to heart and cashed in at the deadline. I have Harper in a keeper league where I currently sit in first place, so I have to decide if I want to deal him now to make a playoff push, pray he comes back this season and helps me, or just accept the fact that he is done for the fantasy season but still keep him for next year. I am probably going with option B/C, if we‚Äôre being honest with each other here.
I‚Äôm removing him from our beloved 100 while we wait to see how he looks this week. Hopefully, the baseball gods decide to heal him from his mystery bruise quickly and we can have him back. But it seems more likely we are going to be without him for most, if not all, of the fantasy season. Now, enough crying about Harper (at least publicly). Anyway, to the notes…
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That’s right DFSer’s, you read that correctly, it’s Discount Double Check time! ¬†I’m not too thrilled with the pitching slate tonight, so instead of payin’ top dolla’ for some so-so matchups, I’m going grab a couple under the radar guys and lots of offense. ¬†First up on the Blue Light Special, we have Jake Junis, SP $11,100. ¬†Last Week, he came out of nowhere and threw up 31.60 points against a strong Seattle Mariners team. ¬†He went 8 IP, 1 ER and 7 Ks, not too shabby for a guy who is going for a little more than my top offensive picks for tonight. ¬†He’s facing an Oakland team who is one of the worst in the AL and they lead the league in K’s vs RHP. ¬†He doesn’t have the home cookin’ on his side, but he is in a very good pitchers park. ¬†Let’s hope this Blue Light Special goes all Blue Streak and delivers a gem for us at a discount. ¬†Matching up nicely with JJ is Jerad Eickhoff, SP $15,600. ¬†J-Rad has the lowly Padres in San Diego tonight, Yes, Please and Thank You. ¬†He threw up a juicy 27 points against them last month in Philly, so I’m hoping he can surpass that tonight in pitcher friendly Petco. ¬†Now that we’ve scrapped the bottom of the barrell for our starting pitching, let’s have some fun and spend some cash on offense.
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