If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here’s your recap. And don’t forget, the podcast’s (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all the day’s fantasy news in under five minutes) are available over on the Radio side of things. By the way folks, we’re getting closer and closer to the 32in32in32 Razzball tour, and I’m not sure if you knew this, but you’re all invited. Get your tickets for before they run out!

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If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here’s your recap. By the way folks, we’re getting closer and closer to the 32in32in32 Razzball tour, and I’m not sure if you knew this, but you’re all invited. Even Grey. CRAZY, I know. While it’s a Fantasy Football tour (protip: Jay is releasing hisrankings right now…), there will be plenty of beer and Razzball to go around, so it’s not like you baseball folk will complain. I mean, you could complain, but why? Beer I tell ya, BEEEEER. Beer. So get your tickets for beer. I mean, you also get to support the thing you love (ahem, you know, Razzball), AND you secure a spot for our Razzball Fantasy Baseball Tour next year… you just can’t lose. Unless you’re the Tampa Bay Rays. Then, you know, well, beer. The answer to everything.

Don’t forget, the podcast’s (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all the day’s fantasy news in under five minutes) are available over there. Also, beer.

Please, blog, may I have some more?

If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here’s your recap. By the way folks, we’re getting closer and closer to the 32in32in32 Razzball tour, and I’m not sure if you knew this, but you’re all invited. Even Grey. CRAZY, I know. While it’s a Fantasy Football tour (protip: Jay is releasing his rankings right now…), there will be plenty of beer and Razzball to go around, so it’s not like you baseball folk will complain. I mean, you could complain, but why? Beer I tell ya, BEEEEER. Beer. So get your tickets for beer. I mean, you also get to support the thing you love (ahem, you know, Razzball), AND you secure a spot for our Razzball Fantasy Baseball Tour next year… you just can’t lose. Unless you’re the Tampa Bay Rays. Then, you know, well, beer. The answer to everything.

Don’t forget, the podcast’s (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all the day’s fantasy news in under five minutes) are available over there. Also, beer.

Please, blog, may I have some more?

Razzball nation, it is your duty, nay, your solemn meaning in life to worship at the alter of the mustache. It’s the one thing we have to look forward in this life that is filled with joy, comfort, and probably a lot of hair spray. You know, for volume. As I always say, if you’ve got thickness, your half-way there. Or is that what she said? UUUHHHHthank you. Anyhow, if there was one more thing, other than mustache worship, in this life, that second thing would undoubtedly be listening and watching Razzball Radio. Err, Video. Podcast? I just don’t know anymore… so let’s just go with all of them.

Here’s your weekly Razzball Radio round-up for Week 8… (Podcasts can be listened to and download over there, and don’t forget to check out the Daily Hotsheet for all the day’s Fantasy Baseball news, all in just under four minutes!)

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Well, if you missed it, you missed IT. We celebrated our second week of Razzball Radio over at, you know, Razzball Radio. (Check it out, because we have plenty of mustache and fantasy sports goodness going on, even both at the same time!) Not just that, but we debuted the Razzball Radio HotSheet, your one-stop three minute sound bite that gives you all the news of the day, helps set your line-up and rotation, and keeps you one step ahead of the competition, all with the Razzball flavor you know and love. Which actually could use a bit more BBQ flavor. Even more amazing, you can sign-up for this to to be sent to your email! Technology is not just for porn anymore! It’s for slightly less porn and a little bit more fantasy baseball…

Without further ado, here’s all the week’s Razzball Fantasy media right in your face (just the way your mother likes it), packaged in a nice Friday box…

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Easy now, pardner. We’re not doing podcasts anymore, but we are going to start doing a daily radio show as of next Monday. Our fantasy baseball radio show will live under that link-ma-jiggie that I just linked to. Seamless! To give you an idea of a schedule, Nick will be taping every day at around 10 PM EST and uploading to Razzball Radio. He’ll have all the usual Hawks of Schmo on over there, including Rudy and I. I’m in for two days a week, but that will fluctuate to more or less depending on schedules. This won’t be the last time I tell you to go over there, so you can put this information in the same place you put all the other info I’ve told you that you’ve chosen to ignore. Too bad you didn’t ignore the part where I said to draft Brad Miller, huh? He’s a crumb-bum! On today’s podcast, I dissect Nick’s poorly-managed RCL team, my thoughts on Justin Morneau, David Wright and we spend about 315 minutes talking about Masahiro Tanaka. That’s all after I tell you about my absolute worst get-rich scheme. Anyway, here’s the Razzball Podcast (now with a final adieu which will lead you to asking next week, “This is kinda still a podcast, why are they calling it a radio show?” Good question!):

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On today’s podcast, Grey went MIA and so Nick and I try to carry on with our lives by discussing all the big topics going on in baseball right now. And when I say ‘the big topics going on in baseball’, I kinda mean we sorta go over the big topics going on in baseball. And by that, I mean we sorta touch on baseball when we could fit it in. Why? Ask Nick. It took about five seconds for him to mention my dating life, and it all snowballed from there. (Just like your mom.) Sure, there were some moments of levity when talking about such things as Miggy and Prince’s slow start, Stanton’s hot start, and Rudy actually being the real-life version of Johnny Depp’s character (less mascara this time, imagine that) in Transcendence. For good measure, some porn ideas, purell, skyline chili, and Tehol are all mentioned within five minutes, begging the question of whether or not we are ready to launch Razzball Radio. I think it’s a resounding yes. Others might run away and take a shower and then, you know, call an exorcist.

Also, we stumbled into the first *real* contest for the 32in32in32 tour. And by stumbled, I mean we fell off a 10-story building. Long story short, if you are able to find my OKCupid dating profile, then you will win two tickets to the tour, at the city of your choice, and Nick and I will both buy you a beer and have you on air with us to do a critique of my profile. (Post the winning link in the comments section of this post or any Grey-post, or you can email Nick@RazzballRadio.com.) Would you date me? Would your sister date me? Is she hot? Then I would date her. I might also date you. Who knows at this point. We’re drinking. So yeah, we’ll talk about that. Or probably talk about something more relevant, like, oh, I don’t know… baseball? CRAZY, I know.

Well, here it is, the Razzball Podcast, with less Grey, more me (sounding like I’m from Tron), and Nick (sounding like he lives in a tunnel) in his closet. Buddy, that’s a powerful metaphor…

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