2014 Fantasy Baseball Tiers

Ain't draftin'.The babysitter’s sweet, sweet can.They lack excitement, until you’re winning your league.Luckily, it’s not last year.The babysitter’s sweet, sweet can.The babysitter’s sweet, sweet can.They’re great, I won’t own them, let’s Patty Cake while others are drafting them.
Ain't even got time for the g, GMiguel CabreraRobinson CanoHanley RamirezMiguel CabreraMike TroutClayton Kershaw
Wilin RosarioPaul GoldschmidtAndrew McCutchenYu Darvish
Buster PoseyI trust you to make the right decision, I don’t trust these guys.Shortstops don’t look bad at all.UGH.Felix Hernandez
Carlos SantanaThey lack excitement, until you’re winning your league.Jason KipnisTroy TulowitzkiEvan LongoriaThey lack excitement, until you’re winning your league.Max Scherzer
Brian McCannPrince FielderDustin PedroiaJean SeguraAdam JonesStephen Strasburg
Matt WietersIan KinslerIan DesmondLuckily, it’s not last year.Adam Wainwright
Yadier MolinaUGHWell, I guess I have to at least consider drafting a 2nd baseman.Elvis AndrusHanley RamirezUGH.Madison Bumgarner
Chris DavisJose AltuveCarlos Gonzalez
I'm your huckleberry.Jedd GyorkoI’d draft from this tier, but I’d prefer to have a shortstop already or wait until later.If
you would’ve told me three years ago that these guys felt safe in the
2nd round, I would’ve told you that you skipped your crazy meds.
Bryce HarperSemantics.
Salvador PerezLuckily, it’s not last year.Ben ZobristJose ReyesAdrian BeltreCliff Lee
Jonathon LucroyAlbert PujolsAaron HillBen ZobristEdwin EncarnacionLuckily, it’s not last year.Justin Verlander
Jason CastroJoey VottoBrandon PhillipsEverth CabreraJose Bautista
Wilson RamosAndrelton Simmons3rd base is deep, chill.Ryan BraunI could see drafting one of these guys if they’re there (stutterer!).
Evan GattisIf
you would’ve told me three years ago that these guys felt safe in the
2nd round, I would’ve told you that you skipped your crazy meds.
Trying to avoid this tier.David WrightTake a chance on Puig and Bruce.Jose Fernandez
Edwin EncarnacionMatt CarpenterThe FUPA.Ryan ZimmermanYasiel PuigChris Sale
You know what you're getting,Chase UtleyStarlin CastroJosh DonaldsonJay BruceAnibal Sanchez
but why are you getting it?On the precipice, whatever the hell a precipice is.Howie KendrickBrad MillerPedro AlvarezDon’t ruin your draft.Alex Cobb
Joe MauerFreddie FreemanJurickson ProfarGiancarlo StantonHisashi Iwakuma
A.J. PierzynskiHosmerGimme!Jimmy RollinsA 3rd baseman you draft now, young prematurely balding Padawan.Justin UptonHomer Bailey
Miguel MonteroAnthony RizzoBrad MillerAlcides EscobarKyle SeagerAlex RiosJulio Teheran
Jarrod SaltalamacchiaJurickson ProfarAsdrubal CabreraJedd GyorkoJacoby Ellsbury
Can talk myself into or out of just about any of these guys.Nolan ArenadoShin-Soo ChooLoved them last year, not so much this year.
Your last chance for anything in 1 catcher leagues.Adrian GonzalezNo gimme!Stupid others!Cody AscheWil MyersDavid Price
Travis d'ArnaudMark TrumboJed LowrieJJ HardyWill MiddlebrooksStarling MarteZack Greinke
Mike ZuninoJose AbreuMartin PradoAlexei RamirezTodd FrazierAlex GordonMatt Moore
Devin MesoracoErick AybarMike MoustakasCarlos Gomez
Do they have 1st base eligibility? I have no idea.What are you waiting for?  A personal invitation?  Draft a middle infielder already.Jed LowrieI’ll let you be my first fantasy starter if I don’t have one yet.
Your last chance for anything in 2 catcher leagues.David OrtizAnthony RendonJhonny PeraltaHopefully these guys are ranked low enough so I don’t need to contemplate them.They’re older and getting older. Weird how that works.Gio Gonzalez
Alex AvilaBilly ButlerAlexander GuerreroDerek JeterManny MachadoHunter PenceFrancisco Liriano
Yan GomesKelly JohnsonMatt CarpenterCarlos BeltranMike Minor
J.P. ArencibiaNot totally excited to draft them, but I guess, well, um, yeah, I will if they’re around. Excitement!Scooter GennettDamn, the shortstops are deep.Matt HollidayMat Latos
Welington CastilloMichael CuddyerKolten WongXander BogaertsMay even get value this late…Dayum!”Jayson WerthJordan Zimmermann
Tyler FlowersAllen CraigJosh RutledgeJonathon VillarPablo SandovalJosh Hamilton
Mike NapoliZack CozartBrett LawrieChaz Bono
You kiss your mother with that catcher drafting?Brandon MossOnly excuse to draft these guys is if you’re accidentally on autodraft and in the bathroom.Didi GregoriousChase HeadleyHi, Risk, say hello to your mother for me.Matt Cain
Russell MartinCorey HartDaniel MurphyJordy MercerAramis RamirezBilly HamiltonJames Shields
Carlos RuizDan UgglaEduardo NunezJurickson ProfarMatt KempDoug Fister
Chris IannettaWhy are these guys not playing catcher for you?Brian DozierJosh RutledgeJason HeywardJustin Masterson
Kurt SuzukiBuster PoseyNeil WalkerJulio IglesiasMartenth Avenue Freese Out.Yoenis Cespedes
John JasoCarlos SantanaRickie WeeksMartin PradoWho’s going to be 2014′s Matt Harvey?
Marco ScutaroBarf.David FreeseThey have outfield eligibility. Whoopie, play them at their other position.Gerrit Cole
Please, deity of choice, can I have some upside?Gordon BeckhamDee GordonMark TrumboSonny Gray
Matt AdamsOmar InfanteBrian DozierProbably won’t be thrilled with them at 3rd base, but as a corner man they might tickle your fantasy bone.Michael CuddyerMasahiro Tanaka
Brandon BeltNick FranklinAnthony RendonAllen CraigMichael Wacha
Gnihton.Stephen DrewMatt DominguezBen ZobristDanny Salazar
That sunset ride.DJ LeMahieuYunel EscobarKelly JohnsonBrandon MossTony Cingrani
Ryan HowardEmilio BonifacioBrandon CrawfordJuan FranciscoCorey Hart
Kendrys MoralesDustin AckleyAdeiny HechavarriaChris JohnsonGot 99 problems, pitchers don’t got to be one.
Mark TeixeiraNick FranklinRafael FurcalMatt DavidsonDifferent degrees of mostly speed and some power.Cole Hamels
Justin MorneauStephen LombardozziDanny EspinosaTrevor PlouffeCoco CrispJered Weaver
Nick SwisherJemile WeeksDesmond JenningsShelby Miller
Adam LindIf you’re drafting now for five years ago, you could do all right.Alejandro De AzaJon Lester
Adam LaRocheMark ReynoldsShane Victorino
Victor MartinezCasey McGeheePeter BourjosTaking a number three doesn’t mean a pee and poop combo.
Juan UribeNorichika AokiPatrick Corbin
If these guys are in your 1st base slot, you’re losing your league.Rick Porcello
Jonathon LucroyBrace yourself for disappointment.Kris Medlen
Joe MauerAlfonso SorianoAndrew Cashner
Domonic BrownChris Tillman
All or nothing, or maybe that’s nothing at all. Damn, now I’m singing Air Supply.Curtis GrandersonChris Archer
Chris CarterDexter FowlerHyun-Jin Ryu
Juan FranciscoAustin JacksonHiroki Kuroda
Chris JohnsonTorii HunterJosh Johnson
Daniel NavaNelson CruzA.J. Griffin
Mike OltMax Venable
Chris McGuinessThang ain't got no I and these pitchers are nothing to me.
I’m uncomfortably excited about these guys.CC Sabathia
Maybe you shouldn’t draft your team right after coming out of a coma.Avisail GarciaJohnny Cueto
James LoneyLeonys MartinTim Lincecum
Adam DunnMichael BrantleyR.A. Dickey
Mark ReynoldsBrett GardnerLance Lynn
Carl CrawfordC.J. Wilson
Don’t worry, fantasy football is only four months away.B.J. UptonJake Peavy
Mitch MorelandKole Calhoun
Lucas DudaKris DavisThisclose.
Ike DavisChristian YelichZack Wheeler
Yonder AlonsoAdam EatonClay Buchholz
Brett WallaceLorenzo CainA.J. Burnett
Corey Kluber
If drafting any of these guys gives you an erection for longer than four hours, seek medical attention.Ubaldo Jimenez
Marlon ByrdTaijuan Walker
Martin PradoDrew Smyly
Nick SwisherRandall Delgado
Josh Willingham
Come here, Dumpling Face.
SAGNOF!Martin Perez
Michael BournJeff Samardzija
Rajai DavisBrandon Beachy
Ben RevereDillon Gee
Denard SpanWily Peralta
Eric YoungHector Santiago
Erasmo Ramirez
Some slight upside from my projections, some big downside too.Tyler Skaggs
Chris CarterKevin Gausman
Colby Ramus
Daniel NavaAt best meh, at worst I hate their guts.
Michael MorseDan Haren
Evan GattisJon Niese
Kelly JohnsonYovani Gallardo
Raul IbanezMatt Garza
Ricky Nolasco
Grey’s upsides yo’ head.Scott Kazmir
Oswaldo ArciaBartolo Colon
Marcel OzunaErvin Santana
George SpringerTommy Milone
Alex PresleyJarrod Parker
Oscar TaverasJose Quintana
Nick Castellanos
Josh ReddickLottery tickets.
Junior LakeAlexi Ogando
Jackie BradleyYordano Ventura
Michael SaundersMichael Pineda
Nate Eovaldi
Splitsville.Alex Wood
Nate SchierholtzMarco Estrada
Drew StubbsDan Straily
Krispie YoungAlex Torres
Emilio BonifacioCarlos Martinez
Corey DickersonDerek Holland
Jarrod DysonBrandon Morrow
Ichiro SuzukiKyle Drabek
Andre EthierJames Taillon
Dustin AckleyArchie Bradley
Andrew Lambo
Throw it on auto-draft and go have sex with your loved one. It doesn’t matter.
Nick MarkakisZach McAllister
Angel PaganJhoulys Chacin
Carlos QuentinTrevor Cahill
Ryan LudwickWei-Yin Chen
Cody RossCharlie Morton
David DeJesusJaime Garcia
Logan MorrisonDanny Duffy
Nolan ReimoldCarlos Carrasco
Robbie GrossmanTyler Thornburg
L.J. HoesJarred Cosart
Melky CabreraJeremy Hellickson
Jenrry Mejia
Phil Hughes
Edinson Volquez
Josh Beckett