It's a bittersweet yum-yum fest with Matt Harvey*. *Line borrowed from a teenaged Asian girl's diary. I told you to draft him on every team as a 6th starter. Unfortunately, he was drafted as a number three in most leagues. Fortunately if you still drafted him, he's the boss of the world. Ask him next time you want to go to the bathroom. He will permission you. He's a benevolent boss. A benevolent boss that says it's okay when you forget to wear pants to work. Or a benevolent boss that doesn't scold you when you stare at the clock for the last four hours on a Friday. It was like he was channeling the Spirit of Doc Gooden, but the Spirit had a more responsible sponsor than Keith Hernandez and wasn't being offered goofballs off some hooker's chest that Strawberry just brought into the clubhouse. Ralph Kiner, God Bless his soul if he passes sometime in the next 24 hours, napped through the entire Mets game and still knows how good Harvey was. That's how good he was! And yesterday's line of 7 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 10 Ks could just be the beginning. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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Opening Day Excess Lives In Texas
April 1, 2013 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 582 Commentsby: Grey
Before you read this, I want you to go outside and look at the birds chirping. Smell the freshly-cut grass. Look up at the sun that your deity of choice made from a very large matchstick. Pat your kid on the head and tell them, "I don't love you any more today than I did yesterday, but let's act like I do because I won't see you for a good six months because baseball's back." One more time with caps lock bringing the enthusiasm, BASEBALL IS BACK. As frequent commenter, Eric W. said, "I keep getting excited for opening night Sunday, then have to remind myself it is the Astros vs the Rangers. It's kinda like getting to open one present on Xmas Eve and getting socks." Yay -- baseball! It's the Astros vs. the Rangers. Okay, lowercase yay. But it's a rivalry that dates back to Sam Houston! Don't remember that? You should've rented a car at Alamo last night. Am I mixing up commercials? Eh, who cares? I'm excited! Texas is the largest state in the 48 contiguous states, it's just too bad baseball is its third most popular sport behind football and "shootin' empty Shiner cans." Whatever. Baseball is back and even Selig's badly-shorn toupee can't change that. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
2013 Tout Wars Mixed Draft – Team Razzball
March 13, 2013 | Our Leagues | 76 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Tout Wars – one of the two most prestigious fantasy baseball expert leagues (along with LABR) – invited Razzball to participate in its inaugural 15-team mixed league online draft (they also have AL-only, NL-only, and 15-team mixed auctions).
The 2013 Tout Wars mixed draft format is very similar to our mixed-league LABR expert league except for one notable quirk – OBP instead of AVG. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Auction Draft Strategy – How To Survive Overbidding
March 11, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 70 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Fantasy baseball auction drafters will find themselves inevitably in a situation where the room is rocketing past their auction value estimates. This post provides some auction draft strategy when that occurs.
Top 80 Outfielders for 2013 Fantasy Baseball
January 28, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 190 Commentsby: Grey
You remember when I started these top twenty 2013 fantasy baseball rankings. We were over-the-internet friends still. Then we had that disagreement about where I ranked Matt Kemp and I said I'm sorry, and you called me a stupid, what-and-what. We were younger then, with our whole month of January in front of us. Now, here we are at the top 80 outfielders for 2013 fantasy baseball and there's only one more hitter post ranking to come, unless you count the DH's, but DH'ing is for sissies and guys nicknamed after animals. All of the rankings are under the 2013 fantasy baseball rankings thing-a-ma-whosie. If you'd like, I can list each one of them again. Maybe soon. After you apologize for saying mean things about my Cougar, who I proposed to yesterday. Sorry, four girl readers, I'm off the market for at least the next 47 months, according to the National Council of Family Values. Anyway, here's the top 80 outfielders for 2013 fantasy baseball:
Top 60 Outfielders for 2013 Fantasy Baseball
January 25, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 163 Commentsby: Grey
The top 60 outfielders for 2013 fantasy baseball become a sloppy mess towards the end. I almost went with guys like Leonys Martin over, say, Angel Pagan, but that's upside for upside's sake over a known entity. Guys near the top of the 80 outfielder post, which will be up next, like Adam Eaton and Leonys Martin are great, but I can't rank them above guys who have shown 10-15 homer and 20-30 steal skills in the majors, even though I could see owning Eaton or Martin before Pagan. I'll just wait until Pagan is drafted by someone else and then lay my big, beautiful, blue eyes on upside outfielders. With these outfielders, we're officially in a crop of players (or maybe that's crap) that won't even be drafted in some shallower leagues. If you have only 3 outfielders in your 10-team league, you might never see Michael Brantley drafted. In deeper leagues, where these guys will be drafted, you need to match up needs with wants. I want Ben Revere if I have heavy RBI/power guys on my team. I don't need him if I have, say, Reyes, Aoki and Ichiro. Oh, and if I had Reyes, Aoki and Ichiro, I might consider fantasy rugby. All of the 2013 fantasy baseball rankings are there. As always, my projections and tiers are included. Anyway, here's the top 60 outfielders for 2013 fantasy baseball:
Top 20 1st Basemen for 2013 Fantasy Baseball
January 17, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 130 Commentsby: Grey
This top 20 1st basemen for 2013 fantasy baseball goes to about forty-two. Every time I thought I was out, I looked at another 1st baseman that pulled me back in. Unlike any other position, there's a few guys that can give you some huge numbers, then there's about 25 players that can give you roughly the same stats. Unlike years past, I'm not going to tell you to either draft a top 1st baseman or insist you remove my name from your Trapper Keeper. We can still be BFFs without the drafting of Pujols, Fielder or Votto. For the first time in a while, any of the top 20 1st basemen (that's the actual top 20 1st basemen not the 42 or so that are on this list; shizz gets a little wonky further along the list). The first basemen position is going through a serious transition. Right now, vets like Howard, Konerko and Te(i)x could still be valuable, but they have some major question marks. Then there's guys like Trumbo, Davis or even Hosmer that have a different set of concerns. By next year, I have a feeling we'll see that the next class of 1st basemen move up while the vets continue to fade. But, for now, it's not clear. As always, for each player there's my projections and where I see tiers starting and ending. There's the position eligibility chart for 2013 fantasy baseball, and all the 2013 fantasy baseball rankings are under that linkie-ma-whosie. Anyway, here's the top 20 1st basemen for 2013 fantasy baseball:
Position Eligibility for 2013 Fantasy Baseball
December 24, 2012 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 85 Commentsby: Grey
On Dancer! On Prancer! On–Oh, I didn’t hear you come in. Welcome, reader! Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. You look festive. I love that Rudolph tongue ring. The 2013 fantasy baseball rankings are not far away. Right now, January Grey is throwing darts at a board to figure out where to place Konerko. Exciting! In the meantime, let’s look at the players who have multiple position eligibility for this upcoming 2013 fantasy baseball season. This took me far longer than it probably should’ve. Can’t someone write me a program that sorts all the players by games played at a position? Why do I need to go through every player on every roster? It totally harshes my buzz. I did this list of multi-position eligible players because I figured it would help for your 2013 fantasy baseball drafts. I’m a giver, snitches! Happy Holidays! I only listed players that have multiple position eligibility of ten games or more played outside of their primary position. Not FIVE games at a position, not six, definitely not seven. Ten games. 10, the Laurel & Hardy of numbers. So this should cover Yahoo, ESPN, CBS, et al (not the Israeli airline). Yes, Christmas came a day early this year. (Or you actually got a (C)Hanuk(k)ah present this year, if you get your Jew on.) Players with multiple position eligibility are listed once alphabetically under their primary position. On a different post, I’ll make some comments about some of the players. In the mean’s while, you make comments in these comments. Say that fast 117 times! Anyway, here’s all the players with multiple position eligibility for the 2013 fantasy baseball season and the positions they are eligible at:
For our last Buy/Sell of the season, I’m reminded of all that the past Buys have given this year. I got introspective, y’all. I thought about how a 2-for-4 on Monday put a Buy on my radar, then by Thursday he was either back to waivers or 10 for his last 14 and I wanted him on all my teams. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Bring Me The Stream Of Jaime Garcia
August 20, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 265 Commentsby: Grey
The Pirates and Cardinals played a marathon game yesterday. 19 innings that saw 47 lineup changes, 16 different pitchers and 12,000 fans at Busch Stadium leaving simply because the beer cutoff was in the 7th inning. “This is baseball sober? Damn, I’d prefer a third divorce.” Please, blog, may I have some more?
Padres Might’ve Scored If Not For That Medlen Kid
August 17, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 137 Commentsby: Grey
You know how when you turn on the lights in my bedroom, the cockroaches scatter? Well, maybe you didn’t know. Okay, say Hodgepadres are the cockroaches and the lights are from any stadium but Petco. You following the analogy? Good, let’s add another layer. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Creeper of the Week: Jay What Again, I Dare You…
August 12, 2012 | Creeper of the Week | 27 Commentsby: Jay
Last week, we got together for a Sunday brunch and enjoyed ourselves some Spam and eggs. What’s it made out of? Who cares! Fried to a crisp with an egg on top, maybe some rice or sourdough bread on the side, yes sir… it’s like a Hawaiian beach inside of your mouth. Please, blog, may I have some more?