In an unprecedented move, I’m making Aramis Ramirez a Buy after labeling him a schmohawk in the preseason. Crazy, right? Get me a constituency and a mistress, I’m a flip-flopping politician? I’ll run on the “No more new tuxes” campaign. Then when people elect me and say they thought it was a typo or a weird lisp, I’ll tell them, “No, I’m just not buying a new tuxedo.” Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Brett Cecil appeared in the April 23rd version of the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell. I liked his strikeout stuff and thought he was up to the task. He secretly confided in me it was a lot of pressure on him. He never had a mustachioed man ask anything of him, at least not one that wasn’t wearing a raincoat and no pants. Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is a moderate Buy. I wanted to find a player that would make you excited to buy, but I also wanted to cover Grady Sizemore. I owed it to you, loyal Razzball reader. So here we are. Grady has NOT (Hey, it’s Caps Night!) Please, blog, may I have some more?
JJ Will Have The Last Laugh – Hardy Har-Har!
April 9, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 681 Commentsby: Grey
J.J. Hardy is an easy buy, which isn’t the same as an easy sell. Hardy’s not exactly promoting a yum-yum juicy chicken burger with a side of 30 homers and 20 steals. He’s cheap. His expectations are low. He’s 27-years-old and averaged 83/25/77/.280 at 24 and 25. Please, blog, may I have some more?
ESPN Debuts 1st Game of Yankees, Red Sox Package
April 5, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 120 Commentsby: Grey
Jorge Posada’s going to hit 161 home runs (accounting for one rainout, of course), Granderson’s going to win the MVP and Big Papi still sucks. Oh, and Beckett’s record will be 0-25-1. Yes, a tie. My crystal ball doesn’t lie, don’t second guess it. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2010 Fantasy Baseball Draft, 14 Team
March 29, 2010 | Razzball Commenters League | 193 Commentsby: Grey
It wasn’t my intention, but with this draft I was able to prove, in a pinch, I can draft a pretty good fantasy baseball team for 2006. Maybe they can show this draft on ESPN Classic. If I can somehow bait my leaguemates into my DeLorean, I could win this league. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2010 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 300
February 9, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 70 Commentsby: Grey
Finally, we come to the end of the 2010 fantasy baseball rankings. (Can we start games already?) Okay, you know that I like Rickie Weeks better than Howie Kendrick in the top 20 2nd basemen for 2010. You know I like Jay Bruce better than Nolan Reimold as seen at the top 40 outfielders for 2010. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Top 80 Outfielders for 2010 Fantasy Baseball
January 26, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 40 Commentsby: Grey
I know most of you are champing/chomping at the bit for me to finish these facacta 2010 fantasy baseball rankings. Well, the pitchers are right around the corner. Some of these top 80 outfielders for 2010 fantasy baseball are long shots to make the club, but they might give you value if they do. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Position Eligibility for 2010 Fantasy Baseball, Companion Piece
December 21, 2009 | 2010 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 40 Commentsby: Grey
The comments were shut off on the Position Eligibility for 2010 Fantasy Baseball post because that post was just listing players and their eligibility for 2010 fantasy baseball. Now, in this here post, we get down to business. Or bidness, if you mispronounce business. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Position Eligibility for 2010 Fantasy Baseball
December 21, 2009 | 2010 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Keepers |by: Grey
The 2010 fantasy baseball rankings are not as far away as you might think. Right now, January Grey is throwing darts at a board to figure out where to place Edwin Jackson. In the meantime, let’s look at the players who have multiple position eligibility for this upcoming 2010 fantasy baseball season. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Freddy Sanchez limped off the field with a knee injury. Presumably, the same knee he’s been nursing since his days with Pittsburgh. Without his services, the Giants probably would have still finished in third, but a game or two further out, so no regrets losing Alderson. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who doesn’t love to show their frenemies their fantasy baseball teams in October and say, “Look at what I won with?” Then they see Juan Uribe and they’re confounded, “How did you win with Juan Uribe?” That is the secret to fantasy baseball in September. Please, blog, may I have some more?