When Sveum told Rafael Dolis that they need him to fill in for Carlos Marmol, he took them way too literally. “So you don’t want me to walk everyone while blowing games? Totally mi mal!” That was Rafael Dolis talking through his translator who speaks Spanglish. Please, blog, may I have some more?
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We just passed the 1/4 mark of the season so we’re long overdue to provide a mildly interesting roundup of our ‘expert’ league teams. It’s been a mixed bag so far. We’ve struggled in our expert mixed leagues (LABR, Y! Friends & Family) and, at this point, are playing for pride. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Phillips Extends Lead Over B. Allen For Top Homering Screwdriver
May 23, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 557 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Brandon Phillips isn’t the shiniest tool in the toolbox, but he hit two homers off Beachy yesterday. He’s gone from a 30/30 2nd baseman to a 20/20 2nd baseman to now an 18/15 2nd baseman, but that doesn’t mean you’re completely screwed if you overpaid for him on draft day. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Pitcher Profile: Kick His Bass, Sea Ass!
May 22, 2012 | Pitcher Profiles | 34 Commentsby: JB Gilpin
You spilled the salt!
I feel like that’s what you should yell after your Hodgepadre gives up more than three earned runs at home. Raise the fences PETCO! When your Hodgepadre spills the salt, you have to throw the shaker over your shoulder. Please, blog, may I have some more?
My Average Sank Like A Rock Because Of That Guy Lind
May 18, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 212 Commentsby: Grey
In the preseason, I said Adam Lind could contend for the MVP. Wow. It’s almost like Matthew Berry put that thought in my head. In a litany of dopey things I’ve said, that might take the cake, frost it and smush it into my face. Please, blog, may I have some more?
And The Heavens Opened And Rained Frogs On All Closers
May 7, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 672 Commentsby: Grey
The Closer Look was only six days ago and we’ve already lost a $12 Salad (Mo), a Donkeycorn (Huston Street) and three Brain Freezes (Santiago/Thornton, Bell, Downs). If you think the Closepocalypse is something created by the media (me) to sell newspapers (no one buys newspapers), then continue to disbelieve. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Future of the World (Or At Least Angels and Nats) Saved!
April 30, 2012 | Uncategorized | 613 Commentsby: Grey
Bryce Harper and Mike Trout were called up by their respective clubs this weekend. When Bryce left Syracuse for his first major league game, the grand opening of the “Eye Black Isn’t Just For The Ultimate Warrior And Owls” store turned into a Going Out of Business sale. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2012 Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Week 4
April 21, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 95 Commentsby: Smokey
Another week in the books, my fellow pretend baseball heads. The chase for wins continues this week with a stellar group of entries comprised of 9 guys whose combined career starts don’t even equal the other person’s. I can’t even remember what I was doing in 1986 when Jamie Moyer started his first game. Please, blog, may I have some more?
I hate guys that are injured before the season even starts. I should’ve emphasized that more in the preseason. I should’ve followed my gut on that with Stanton too. At least Stanton can play through the nagging pain (hopefully), on the other hand, Mike Morse is shut down for 6 weeks and he has a history of injuries. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Grey and Rudy’s 2012 Fantasy Baseball Master Draft Sheet
April 9, 2012 | Our Leagues | 278 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Here’s a sneak preview for all the players that we’ll either be rejoicing or damning slightly more than the average player in the daily posts. We’ve added/dropped some players since draft day (and packaged Berkman in a heavyweight trade for Sabathia) but the vast majority of these guys are at least starting the year on our teams. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2012 Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers for Week 2
April 7, 2012 | Uncategorized | 22 Commentsby: Smokey
Feels like a 26 weeks and a day since I wrote about two start pitchers. Since we are in the future, do we even still play baseball with bats or do robots run/hit/throw now? So week 1-slash-2 is a weird menagerie of eclectic starters. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Grey & Rudy’s Drafts In The 2012 Razzball ‘Expert’ League
March 29, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Our Leagues | 204 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
As we mentioned earlier this month, we created an ‘expert’ league that follows the same rules as the Razzball Commenter League and will be included in the master standings. Will the Expert League reign supreme (Iron ChefTM) in competitive index or will several RCL leagues put the experts in their place? Please, blog, may I have some more?