Yu Darvish is on his way to the States to pitch for the Rangers. Erik wrote a Yu Darvish 2012 fantasy post already. To pull some quotes from that article, “Darvish was once involved in a “major scandal” in Japan, where he was caught smoking,” “He also goes by the Persian name Farid, meaning ‘glorious,'” and “He mixes in a cutter.” Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Top 40 Outfielders, 2011 Fantasy Baseball
October 25, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 53 Commentsby: Grey
With the top 40 outfielders, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting my butt? (Here’s all the final 2011 fantasy baseball rankings. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Top 20 2nd Basemen, 2011 Fantasy Baseball
October 11, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 78 Commentsby: Grey
We already went over the top 20 catchers and the top 20 1st basemen for 2011 fantasy baseball. Today, it’s all about the top 20 2nd basemen. The 2nd basemen pool was shallow, and, for the first time in as long as I can remember, the 2nd basemen, shortstops and 3rd basemen were more or less of equal depth. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Top 20 1st Basemen, 2011 Fantasy Baseball
October 10, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 43 Commentsby: Grey
After drudging through an Andy Dufresne-type tunnel for the top 20 catchers for 2011, I find myself with a group that actually really hurt or helped your team depending on how you drafted. If you went wrong with your 1st baseman, it could kill your season. Please, blog, may I have some more?
A Tendon’s Down With Holliday
September 15, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 31 Commentsby: Grey
Matt Holliday sat out yesterday with a hand-thinga-ma-injury — a tendon or a ligament. Sounds like he’s going to miss the rest of the season, but for right now he’s only out for four (stutterer!) to five days. I’ll tell you what I’m not gonna miss…. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Big Donkey, Adam Dunn, was a big ass. Carlos Quentin’s status is TBD even when we know the ETA which we don’t right now. This leaves Dayan Viciedo playing. It’s addition by the subtraction of Ozzie’s choices. “Can Brent Lillibridge play first and third at the same time?” Please, blog, may I have some more?
Florida Bullpen the Fountain of Blech
August 25, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 69 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Steve Cishek got the save, but it wasn’t that cut and dry. Edward Mujica came in for the ninth for the save, but promptly gave up 2 runs. One person who was nowhere in sight was Leo Nunez and with only 17 people in attendance at Joe Robbie/Pro Player/Blockbuster/Dolphin/Sun Life/Whoever Ponies Up Money To Sponsor This Godforsaken Stadium, it’s not hard to find someone. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Big Papi Limping Like He’s Pimp Papi
August 18, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Commentsby: Grey
David Ortiz must not have fed the meter yesterday because he was fitted with a boot. Southie police officer, “You ahr naht above the lah! Now sign my badge for my boy, Tommy.” Turns out Big Papi has right heel bursitis, which is a fancy word that eHow has seven useless articles about that is essentially inflammation. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Master Standings are here.
The Pesky Pole Dancers (Trippin’ Baseballs) are the first half champions! They have managed to stave off some tough challengers to lead most of the way. The Dancers have an impressive 111 points and a 3-point lead. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Baseball Top 100 for Second Half of 2011
July 12, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 169 Commentsby: Grey
So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to talk about? The newest The Challenge: Rivals? If this show were on E!, CT would not only have his own spinoff, but he’d be getting married to a Kardashian by now. Please, blog, may I have some more?
JJ Having Last Laugh, Hardy-Har!
June 17, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 101 Commentsby: Grey
J.J. Hardy has been hotter than a Latin woman frying chorizo in the Sahara desert. Why she is in the Sahara is fodder for a J.J. Abrams movie. In 2008, Hardy hit 24 homers and .283 in his fourth big league season. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Joakim Soria lost the closer job yesterday to Aaron Crow. Yeah, and pigeons fly. Wait, they do. Wait II, The Return of Wait, maybe that makes sense. Yeah, I think it does. Thank you, left side of the brain for working with the right side. Please, blog, may I have some more?