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V. Padilla

July 13, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 363 Comments

by: Grey

Vicente Padilla had this to say recently to Telemundo about Mark Teixeira, “He should play a women’s sport. When he hits a home run, he can take off his jersey and slide on his knees around the bases… Then, while he’s on his knees, well, let’s just say in my home country, we’d make him a bucket… And, if he wants to cry about me pitching him inside, he can cry into a sanitary napkin. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Grey and Rudy Expert League Update – All-Star Break 2012

July 13, 2012 | Our Leagues | 67 Comments

by: Rudy Gamble

It’s halfway through the season so it’s time to share how well (or poorly) we’re doing in our various fantasy baseball expert leagues. Rather than rehash good/bad draft picks (you can see that in our last update), I’ve just noted what place we’re in, who’s in 1st/last, a twittersque summary of how each team is doing, and then, to show we’re good sports, some praise (and unintentional jinxing) to the current 1st place teams. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Sox/Yanks Rivalry Returns, Fans Forgot It Was a Rivalry

July 7, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 54 Comments

by: Dan Pants

How did baseball survive over two months without a Boston/New York match-up? It’s barely a rivalry these days as the Yankees took an 8 1/2 game lead over the Red Sox with the big win last night. It was your typical NY/BOS game, i.e., Please, blog, may I have some more?

Tyler Colvin Presents “House of Coors”

July 6, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 449 Comments

by: Grey

Picture above ground, there’s different levels of air. In the first level of air, there’s number one outfielders. Ryan Braun, he’s a number one. He’s like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon, big and just off the ground. Then in the next level of air, there’s number two outfielders. Please, blog, may I have some more?

RCL Roundup: July 3

July 3, 2012 | Our Leagues | 13 Comments

by: VinWins

The Fugs (Epic Beardmen Division) regained top spot in the Master standings, moving up 5 positions with help from a pitching staff that recorded a 1.70 ERA and 0.91 WHIP. Yovani Gallardo and Madison Bumgarner paced The Fugs, while Gio Gonzalez added 2 wins despite throwing only 11 innings and giving up 8 runs. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Rizzo, “Hey I’m Playing In The Majors Here!”

June 26, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 503 Comments

by: Grey

As I announced yesterday after inferring things from elsewhere, it’s official. Anthony Rizzo will be in tonight’s lineup vs. the Mets. I’d continue to paint the walls of your brain with more praise, but I think we’ve heard enough. If I effuse anymore, you Rizzo owners aren’t going to be able to get into your pants anymore. Please, blog, may I have some more?

RCL Roundup: June 25

June 25, 2012 | Our Leagues | 15 Comments

by: VinWins

The game of musical chairs at the top of the Master standings continued as captainpyper (RCL 3) moved up a spot and MattTruss223 (Rube Waddell’s Shiny Objects — Magnificent Mustachioed Men) jumped from 10th to share the throne with 108 points. Please, blog, may I have some more?

2012 Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Week 13

June 23, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 9 Comments

by: Smokey

Ah, we can breathe a little easier, interleague play is finally over. I have never really been a fan of it as it relates to fantasy purposes. Too much who is playing where, and the DH rule makes me miss Ron Blomberg. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Troy Injured Too Low To Be Risky

June 21, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 384 Comments

by: Grey

You walking out of your H2H draft, “I might have overspent on Tulo but, as long as I have him in September, I’m fine. Now where are those cigars I’ve been saving for the birth of my firstborn? I need a stogie up in here!” Please, blog, may I have some more?

The Bigger The Matts Are, The Wieter The Stats Are

June 15, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 198 Comments

by: Grey / Rudy

It hasn’t been easy owning Matt Wieters this year. After a monster April (.279 / 6 HR / 15 RBI), he had an Arencibian May (.188 / 2 HR / 7 RBI). All the while, catchers on the waiver wire like A.J. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Paul Finally Looking Like Gold After Two Months Of Schmidt

June 4, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 424 Comments

by: Grey

Paul Goldschmidt homered yesterday for the 2nd time in two games and third in his last four games. He’s also hitting around .400 in the last week. Goldschmidt may have had some Growing Pains, but don’t call him Tracey. Neil Young and I have been searchin’ for a heart of Goldschmidt, and finally AuShizz is translating from German into actual stats. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Grey and Rudy Expert League Update

May 23, 2012 | Uncategorized | 44 Comments

by: Rudy Gamble

We just passed the 1/4 mark of the season so we’re long overdue to provide a mildly interesting roundup of our ‘expert’ league teams. It’s been a mixed bag so far. We’ve struggled in our expert mixed leagues (LABR, Y! Friends & Family) and, at this point, are playing for pride. Please, blog, may I have some more?