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Jay

Under The Greydar: Into The Wide Blue Yonder

March 28, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 66 Comments

by: Jay

You might be saying to yourself, "Really, is this guy trying to sell me Yonder Alonso? A no-power corner on the Padres no less?" I guess. I mean, if you want, you can save your money and invest in pogs. Or, you can hear me out. I enjoy a challenge, and it looks like I have a lot of time on my hands since, apparently, I gave up sex for lent. That doesn't include my dakimakura though. I should note that kissing someone, excuse me, something, that doesn't move is quite awkward. Not to mention the whole situation can get a bit messy. But that's neither here or there. Well, it's here, but it shouldn't be there. Unless you want it to be. Then, you know, bewbs or GTFO.
Rudy Gamble

2013 Tout Wars Mixed Draft – Team Razzball

March 13, 2013 | Our Leagues | 76 Comments

by: Rudy Gamble

Tout Wars – one of the two most prestigious fantasy baseball expert leagues (along with LABR) – invited Razzball to participate in its inaugural 15-team mixed league online draft (they also have AL-only, NL-only, and 15-team mixed auctions).

The 2013 Tout Wars mixed draft format is very similar to our mixed-league LABR expert league except for one notable quirk – OBP instead of AVG.   Please, blog, may I have some more?

Grey

Top 100 for 2013 Fantasy Baseball

February 7, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 252 Comments

by: Grey

With the 2013 fantasy baseball rankings for every position done, we turn our lazy eye towards the top 100 for 2013 fantasy baseball. These 2013 fantasy baseball rankings are one part fresh and two parts to death. They own a cat, a dog and a lizard in a two bedroom apartment where pets aren’t allowed. Know why? Cause they don’t care! None of this top 100 for 2013 fantasy baseball is meant to surprise. *jumping out of a closet* Boo! Now, that was meant to surprise. This top 100 is just taking my positional rankings and putting guys in The Big Picture. You really should read each ranking post because the blurbs in this top 100 are on the skimpy side because there’s so many of them, and I went over each one of these guys already. Obviously at a hundred players, some guys just didn’t make it. About 300, to be inexact. It’s okay, there will be a top 400 tomorrow. Shortly, Sloth, you’ll have your Baby Ruth. Not to get all biblical on you, but this is the gospel. Print it out and take it to Mt. Sinai and it will say, “Win your 2013 fantasy baseball league, young prematurely balding man.” Projections were done by me and a crack team of 100 monkeys fighting amongst themselves because there were only 99 typewriters. Somebody please buy Ling-Ling his own typewriter! To help with your drafting, there’s also a list of players with multiple position eligibility, and all of the 2013 fantasy baseball projections. Anyway, here’s the top 100 for 2013 fantasy baseball:
Grey

Top 20 Starters for 2013 Fantasy Baseball

January 30, 2013 | 2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 203 Comments

by: Grey

The royal we already went over all the hitters for 2013 fantasy baseball rankings. That's not the "royal we" as that term usually implies. It was me writing it alone while wearing a Burger King crown. I refuse to draft a top starter anywhere where they are usually drafted. Unlike hitters, you need six starters, depending on your league depth. Simple math tells us there's starters to go around. In most leagues, there's a ton of guys on waivers that can help you -- all year. Not just in April, and then they disappear. With the help of the Stream-o-Nator (it's not populated right now because there's no scheduled games), you can get by with, say, three starters while streaming the rest. To read more about streaming as a draft strategy. There's also the fact that three stats by starters are difficult to predict due to luck. Wins, ERA and WHIP are prone to shift due to which way the ball bounces and whether or not the guys behind the pitchers can do anything. Finally, I'm good at projecting starters, so just fall back into my arms. I won't drop you. Anyway, here's the top 20 starters for 2013 fantasy baseball:
Grey

The 2012 Razzballies

October 5, 2012 | Y to Z | 270 Comments

by: Grey

Welcome to the year end Razzball awards.  I’m your host, Grey Albright and I’m joined by Random Italicized Voice, Hey.  Also, on the red carpet for everyone’s arrival we have, MR. AL CAPS, “HOW ARE YOU?”  And up in the balcony critiquing everyone’s outfits we have Clunky Segue, “As you were…”  Before the show even begins, we have a very special musical guest, The Spin Doctors!   Please, blog, may I have some more?

VinWins

Your 2012 RCL Champions: Nobody’s Perfect

October 4, 2012 | Our Leagues | 36 Comments

by: VinWins

Congratulations to the 2012 champions, RCL 40’s Rank Railheads. Co-managers Charley and JungleMike guided the Railheads to an incredible 119-point finish, missing out on perfection by a mere 3 stolen bases. While they had pretty much clinched their league title long ago, the overall title was up for grabs, and they continued to carefully make the moves necessary to stay ahead of the pack. Please, blog, may I have some more?