Yesterday, Joey Votto went 2-for-3, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 30th homer as he hits .314 with a .438 OBP. ¬†Not only is Votto hitting for a high average, but he’s also hitting for power, and, you kinda get the impression, if he wanted, he could hit for a higher average with no power, or a lower average with more power, or no average, no power and pitch. ¬†Personal Anecdote Alert! ¬†Fast forward a blurb if you’re not interested. ¬†When I was in my teens, I went to baseball summer camp. ¬†The guy who ran it was a Yankees’ scout, so he’d have players come in to teach us fundamentals. ¬†One guest was Mike Pagliarulo. ¬†I know, I know, this is like the opening monologue before someone sings Springsteen’s Glory Days at karaoke. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Pags was the best hitter I ever saw within three feet of me. ¬†One kid there was a minor league pitcher, and Pags was so dramatically better than him, it was obvious the kid would never go anywhere. ¬†If Pags wanted to hit a home run to right against this kid, he did. ¬†Up the middle? ¬†No problem. ¬†Home run to left? ¬†Sure, why not? ¬†So, my point (!), against this minor league pitcher, Pags did what I imagine Votto does against major leaguers. ¬†Votto is my Pags of the majors. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I think you‚Äôll agree (because Would I Lie To You?) that it‚Äôs been an up-and-down couple of weeks for us Saturday FanDuel devotees when it comes to pitchers. But I‚Äôm pleased to report that this week, we‚Äôre swimming in them (so to speak). Yes, you could, of course, play Clayton Kershaw, but TBH I‚Äôm leery of starting anyone against the Rockies right now, and ClayKer does have his worst ERA at home (that‚Äôs 3.11, mind you, but still), and given he costs $12,300, I‚Äôm going to steer clear and look to some other, more affordable pitching options. And there are a few, as you shall see. My very favorite is Robbie Ray: yes, his start today takes place in the somewhat terrifying Chase (The Ball Across The) Field in Arizona, but it‚Äôs versus the Phillies, who hit .233 against lefties and now have the least wins in the entirety of MLB. (Sorry to remind you of that, Phillies Fans.) Let‚Äôs check out some more options after the jump.
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It’s Peacock week here at Razzball, and I for one, have been trying my damnedest to use some of the lessons taught to me by my mentor, the sometimes debonair, but mostly creepy, world-renowned pickup artist Mystery. You might remember this sexual predator from MTV at some point in the last 10 years. MTV, ruining everything since 1981! You might not recall this, particularly if you’ve never been under the spell of a man dressed as the lead singer of Jamiroquai, but Mystery has long preached the word of “Peacocking”. I can’t be sure, but I’m almost certain that this is the act of pretending you’re Brad Peacock to pickup women. I mean how could this not work have you seen “The P-Cock” in all his glory? Gorgeous just like a horse is, to say the least. The 29 year old Peacock has spent parts of 5 seasons in the majors, mostly as a shuttle arm, between AAA and the majors. In 2017 however, the righty has been a bit of a revelation for the Astros, first in the bullpen, and now in the rotation. Grey wrote him up on Friday, and he’s been one of the more interesting streams over the last few weeks. If only due to that heavenly 15 K/9 over his first three starts. So let’s dig into Peacock and see what he’s doing on the mound, when not going into liquor store rages.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Are you also old enough and/or vaguely goth enough to know ‚ÄúSeverina‚ÄĚ by The Mission (if you do, hit me up in the comments! 1986 represent!)? And perchance does that song also pop into your head every time you think of Luis Severino? I‚Äôm starting him on FanDuel today, not only as an attempt at earworm exorcism, but because I like his chances versus Baltimore in the [email protected] series (a.k.a. the ‚Äúbaloney‚ÄĚ series). The last time he faced the Orioles, he struck them out 8 times, walked 1, and gave up 1 earned run. I also like his price ($9,500): how nice it will be to build a good, balanced lineup around that, rather than trying to do my usual balancing trick of going top-heavy on pitching or bottom-heavy on hitting. Note that he is pitching at home in Yankee Stadium, where he‚Äôs given up 5 home runs thus far this year and has a 3.77 ERA ‚ÄĒ not horrible, it‚Äôs a quality start, but sure, maybe¬†you‚Äôd prefer to steer clear, like all the boys from a goth girl in late-eighties nightclubs (#notbitter). So let‚Äôs gird up with eyeliner and take a look at some other options. I‚Äôve leaned pretty heavily on Tigers (dangerous!) and Astros in the lineup I’ve created for FanDuel, but you could also look to stack Cleveland hitters against the White Sox‚Äôs David Holmberg, and Yankees versus the Orioles’¬†Chris Tillman.
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If only every starter could return from the DL like Corey Kluber did yesterday — 6 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 4.36. ¬†Though, if every pitcher returned from the DL like that, there would never be another run scored in the major leagues because every pitcher is returning from the DL in every game, and then Orel Hershiser’s scoreless inning streak would get surpassed, and that would cause Orel Hershiser’s self-esteem to be damaged, and then to fill that hole he’d run for president. ¬†I don’t want Orel Hershiser as our president, so I don’t want every starter to return as gracefully¬†as Kluber. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Corey Kluber has a pattern of abuse he drags his fantasy owners through. ¬†In April, he starts Cold as Ice and you wish he were a Foreigner, that Dirty White Boy, but he turns it on as the season progresses and you’re like, “Feels Like the First Time.”¬† There’s some of you who read the previous sentence as a tribute to Foreigner, and some who thought of Vanilla Ice. ¬†Which one you thought of¬†says more about you than any Buzzfeed quiz. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The fantasy baseball roster you could make out of the current disabled list would easily be in first place in many rotisserie leagues. If you left your draft with all of these players healthy you would probably be pretty confident of your trophy chances. Granted, if you left your draft with these players I’d question the skills of your league mates.
Fun story, I once joined a friend’s new fantasy baseball league and one of the members had never done fantasy sports before. He drafted every offensive position in order starting with catcher in round 1. This was my actual reaction when I realized what was going on in about the 3rd or 4th round…¬†Needless to say his pitching was a disaster.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday was a bad day to quit being young with¬†A.J. Pollock and Carlos Gomez both hitting the DL. ¬†Together! ¬†In a non-gay way. ¬†But it would’ve been totally cool with me if it was in a gay way. ¬†Let’s start with¬†Pollock since he is the less¬†ethnically¬†sensitive of the two. ¬†Pollock has a Grade 1 groin strain. ¬†When the strain happened, Pollock was reading Groin Strains for Dummies. ¬†Chapter 1: ¬†Don’t Move Your Leg In A Normal Manner. ¬†“Go to a¬†trampoline, but don’t jump on it with your feet, fall on it sitting criss-cross apple sauce.” ¬†Pollock will likely be out for two to three weeks, and in his place the Russian Game of Thrones character, Gregor Blanco, and Reymond “You Can’t Not Think Of Daisy” Fuentes. ¬†Fuentes is the more interesting of two, since he should be on the stronger side of a platoon, and has speed. ¬†Outside of NL-Only and deep mixed leagues, I’m passing on both. ¬†As for CarGomez, he will miss four to six weeks. ¬†That’s too bad, he used to be good three years ago. ¬†Replacing him on the roster will be Jared Hoying, who looks like a Motter-fodder. ¬†Then, we have Carlos Carrasco, who is affectionately known as Cookie, and I am a Cookie Monster for him, so this one hurts me. ¬†In yesterday’s game, Carrasco had a huge lead, when he squandered that and left the game with a trainer. ¬†All you had to do with cruise to the W on the Ivictory Coast! ¬†Apparently, that’s the way the Cookie crumbles. ¬†He was diagnosed with left pectoral tightness, which doesn’t sound bad. ¬†Which, Part 2: ¬†The Return of the Which, will still likely mean a DL stint. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, on the holiest of Hallmark-created¬†holidays and celebrated most of all by Bill Hall, mothers from all different backgrounds came together to put up their feet, sip mimosas and talk about how “The Handmaid’s Tale” could totally happen now with Trump. ¬†I’d contend that Hallmark should get a little credit for women’s rights. ¬†Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Secretary’s Day, “Buy a card just because you love her” Day… Before this, it was, “Do you wanna make this pelt I skinned into a rug or a sweater for little Kevin? ¬†What? ¬†You’re tired from churning butter? ¬†Okay, you can have the afternoon after you make beef and kidney¬†pie.” ¬†In honor of Mother’s Day, one of the great lovers of women (who are handcuffed¬†to his¬†bedpost), Aroldis Chapman was diagnosed with rotator cuff inflammation, and will be sidelined for a month. ¬†If Dellin Betances is available in your league, can I get into your league? ¬†If there’s an entry fee, all the better. ¬†You pay it, and we’ll split the cash prizes. ¬†I even grabbed Tyler Clippard in one league just in case Betances gets all Cuddle Boy on us. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The title reminds me of an old joke — stop me if you’ve heard it — a guy with a wooden eye walks into a bar and pours out his heart to¬†the bartender, “My wife left me, she said I had a bad temper, and, with this disability — this wooden eye, I will never find another girl.” ¬†The bartender puts down the glass he’s shining because that’s what bartenders do to talk and says, “I’m not going to lie to you, your wooden eye could be a problem. ¬†You need to find a girl with problems of her own. ¬†How about you try that girl by herself on the dance floor? ¬†The one with the big ears.” ¬†So the guy with the wooden eye downs his shot of whiskey, wipes his mouth with his sleeve and approaches the girl, “Do you wanna dance?” ¬†She swoons, “Would I?” ¬†“F*ck you, Dumbo!” ¬†So, Alex Wood is in Coors tomorrow. ¬†Um, yeah, no thank you, but this is about the bigger picture. ¬†Well, not too big of a picture, because the Dodgers have about sixteen starters on the DL, so at some point Wood might not be in the rotation. ¬†He is now, though, and he’s lovely. ¬†He has a 11.5 K/9. ¬†That would be the fifth best starter K-rate and better than his rotation mate, Kershaw. ¬†Wood has a 2.49 xFIP, which would be third in the majors for starters, behind only Chris Sale and Pineda. ¬†To touch on stats that actually matter, his ERA is 2.73, and he’s been unlucky! ¬†You’d be hard-pressed to find one area where Wood is not excelling. ¬†Am I grabbing him in all leagues? ¬†Of course!¬† Wait, are you asking, ‘would I?’ ¬†F*ck you, Dumbo! ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Francisco Rodriguez was removed from the closer job, because he was being sued by a dumpster fire for trademark infringement. ¬†A portion of the deposition transcript follows:
“Is it true that you were passing an alleyway behind a Subway sandwich shop in late-March when you remarked to your friend, Nicholas Castellanos, that you thought it would be cool to also be a dumpster fire?”
“Leading the witness.”
“I’ll rephrase. ¬†What did you say to Nicholas Castellanos when you saw a dumpster fire?”
“I could be that.”
“That dumpster fire?”
“Yes! ¬†It was aglow like E.T.’s finger! ¬†I am the Icarus of refuse!” ¬†So, Francisco Rodriguez is out, and Justin Wilson is in as the Tigers’ closer. ¬†I’d guess the Tigers will try to go back to K-Rod at some point, but I’d also think it won’t turn out any better, and Wilson will end up being a solid closer, maybe even a Donkeycorn. ¬†I’d grab Wilson in all leagues. ¬†Then, there’s the case of Mark Melancon, who was DL’d due to an injury near his forearm. ¬†“But I just learned it’s not a Hard C!” ¬†That’s a Giants fan. ¬†This might be me overreacting, but an injury near a forearm for a closer sounds like trouble. ¬†There’s been some disagreement about who will take over, and¬†I grabbed Hunter Strickland and Derek Law where I could, but I’m also like¬†Pookie for SAGNOF, fiending¬†for saves. ¬†*smacks veins* ¬†Give me more setup men! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?