Our 2017 Razzball Commenters Leagues are in full signup mode. Â I even heard there were a few people from Anonymous that signed up! Â They said, “To the world, Iâ€™m Anonymous, just another white man who sits in parking lots with binoculars watching women.” Â Man, that Anonymous guy is depressing! Â As we always do aboutÂ this time, I eviscerateÂ the haters and complicators! Â I eviscerate the not-knowers and the over-knowers! Â IÂ eviscerate the ESPN goers and the gardenÂ hoers! Â I overuse aÂ word likeÂ eviscerate that I just learned! Â I am the Fantasy Master Lothario (donâ€™t abbreviate it) and Iâ€™ve come for your children! Â See, because blog writing doesnâ€™t pay so well, Iâ€™veÂ taken a second job as a bus driver, so Iâ€™m literally here for your kids. Â Like a baller! Â A shot caller! Â An “Iâ€™m outside of Hot Topic at the maller!” Â MyÂ eviscerating (Iâ€™m conjugating my new word!) today comes at the expense of ESPN and their 2017 fantasy baseball rankings. Â To the tune of Kanyeâ€™s Runaway:Please, blog, may I have some more?
VinWins outed me as having had a modicum of success in streaming pitchers: 68 SP (yes, 68 different starters) have recorded 55 wins and 648 strikeouts with an ERA of 3.13 and 1.22 WHIP in 797 IP. From FA/WW grabbed the likes of R.A. Please, blog, may I have some more?Please, blog, may I have some more?