Oh, I get it, it was a C lineup for a team whose B lineup ain’t an A lineup.¬† Understood, my dude, don’t be rude.¬† *smacks face*¬† No more rhyming and I mean it!¬† Anyone want a peanut?¬† But yesterday showed the flashes of greatness from Carlos Carrasco — 8 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 14 Ks, ERA at 3.29, and notched 200 IP for the first time in his career — that he is constantly hinting at, and I don’t want to end a sentence with at — dah!¬† If only he’d stop with the hinting.¬† Paint the corners — great!¬† Paint a picture of an ace — super!¬† But we’re not playing Pictionary here, stop with the hints!¬† He’s 30 years old already.¬† At what point is it no longer what he can do and rather this is who he is?¬† No question mark actually.¬† This is it methinks, I said dressed like a leprechaun.¬† Some amazing starts, some lackluster starts, some random DL stint, some of the parts is greater than whole.¬† Yes, I know I spelled sum wrong, don’t make me go back there!¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
It‚Äôs actually really unfair that poor Stephen Strasburg still has the ‚ÄúStressbird‚ÄĚ moniker in these here Razzball parts, but old habits and nicknames die hard. [Sidebar: Plus I went to a music festival last week and wanted to use a title that keeps me in nostalgic, douchey concert-goer mode. (Side-sidebar: I saw Rodriguez, a musician I‚Äôve loved for 30 years¬†and never thought I‚Äôd get to see; I was one of that generation of kids in South Africa described in Searching for Sugarman, if anyone‚Äôs seen that. Think it‚Äôs on Netflix.)]. Strasburg has been lights-out for weeks, earning 1 run so far in September and 2 runs in August, after a whopping 4 in July. He‚Äôs facing the 25th-ranked, 3-game-losing streak Mets; the only Met who‚Äôs had real success against him is Yoenis Cespedes, who is out with an injury to one of his many legs, to boot (sorry). Of course Strasburg does cost a small fortune on FanDuel today: $11,300. If that‚Äôs too rich for your blood, I‚Äôll explore some more reasonable pitching options below. Read on, MacDuffs!
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When Hunter Renfroe was demoted two months ago, he had to ask himself, “Did I just lose my job to Jabari?”¬† Since he was holding down his soon-to-be-extinct home button on his iPhone, Siri responded, “You’re the jabroni.”¬† This sent Hunter Renfroe into a shame spiral not seen since Lorenzo Lamas spun his laser pointer at cellulite.¬† Then Renfroe stepped on more mental rakes that smacked him in his face.¬† He followed The Iron Sheik on Twitter, who promptly called him a Jabroni.¬† He wandered into a Brony convention, and a bearded man dressed as My Little Pony introduced himself as Jay Brony.¬† It was awful!¬† Renfroe, or as Scooby would call him, ‘Renfroe,’ has a batting average that is the dog’s breakfast, which means it’s Scooby snacks.¬† Zoinks!¬† That’s not why you’re owning him; it’s for power, that he has in spades (though clubs would make more sense).¬† If you need power in the final ten days, grab Renfroe, you jabroni!¬† Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re at all familiar with management theory, then you’re probably aware generally of the “Peter Principle”. The concept is simple, managers rise to the level of their incompetence. Here’s where you think about your current manager, and snicker. Are you done? Okay, so it’s concept that many of us can relate to, some of us first hand. But what does this have to do with the subject of today’s profile Marlins starter Dillon Peters? Ahhh, his name is Peters? It works right? But perhaps there’s more there. Or maybe I’m overthinking. Yeah, totally overthinking it. Then again, is it possible that Peters has risen to his own level of potential incompetence here in the Bigs? His numbers over the last two years in the minors have been phenomenal, rarely letting up multiple earned runs in a game. In fact over the last two years, across 37 starts between high A and AA, Peters has amassed a 21-9 record with a 2.11 ERA, 1.03 WHIP, .224 BAA, ¬†7.5 K/9, and 1.74 Bb/9. While allowing just 5 balls to leave the park in 191.2 innings. So to say he’s on a great run the last few years is an understatement. Will that continue here in the majors or is he due for a heavy regression? Through Peters first few starts he’s been solid but lucky. I actually intended to profile his start last Tuesday at Philadelphia, but pivoted to Sunday’s turn for the rescheduled home game vs the Brew Crew. I figured in case things went awry in Milwaukee recency bias would win out. Here’s what I saw.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, on the last day of his H2H playoffs, Flavor Flav’s fantasy baseball team, “Yeah Boyd!!!” had a day to remember.¬† Fun fact!¬† Flavor Flav also plays fantasy baeball, drafting Hoopz, New York and Pumkin in the first round was the way to go, so surprising to see him take Brandi, who wasn’t even in Flavor of Love but on Rock of Love.¬† Rookie mistake!¬† Or maybe I should say roofie mistake.¬† So, yesterday, Matt Boyd went 9 IP, 0 ER, 2 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 5.33, losing his no-hitter with two outs in the 9th inning.¬† He throws a handful of pitches, literally.¬† Five in total:¬† fastball (92 MPH), cutter, slider (slutter?), change and curve.¬† His arsenal is nothing to boot (footy pun!).¬† Of course, five pitches that are all garbage isn’t exactly the meow’s cat.¬† As of yesterday, only his curve was a plus pitch.¬† He is only 26 years old, so maybe a 5.00 xFIP doesn’t give the whole picture/pitcher (stutterer!).¬† ¬†Of course, at this time of the year, only his next start matters, and the Stream-o-Nator actually has it as the smallest of positives.¬† So, you got it, Flav, “Yeah, Boyd!!!”¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
So, where does Mookie Betts go in 2018? ¬†That’s what we all want to know, right? ¬†That and WHAT TIME IS IT?! ¬†Sorry, was listening to Steppin’ To The A.M. ¬†I was not listening to Time to Get Ill, however, because I don’t like the Beastie Boys, but it might be more appropriate with The Bettsie Boy, Mookie. ¬†Home run distance is a weird thing. ¬†Well, maybe not weird, but hard to trust. ¬†Yeah, that’s the ticket, said like that Jon Lovitz character. ¬†In hindsight, it’s obvious. ¬†Mookie had so many Just Enough home runs last year, of course, he’s not hitting as many this year, but I thought there would be enough mitigating factors to lessen Betts’ drop off. ¬†He’s young — power still peaking; he’s in a good park — Pesky/Wall; the lineup — oh, that lineup. ¬†Didn’t play out that way for power and average. ¬†His average is nearly fifty points off of last year, and his power will end likely down about five homers from last year. ¬†Not huge? ¬†Well, that is around a 15% drop — even after his big game yesterday of 3-for-5, 6 RBIs and his 20th and 21st homer. ¬†So, what does all this mean for next year? ¬†I think he’s going to be undervalued, and I expect a bounce back of sorts. ¬†Likely closer to a 27-homer guy than his 30+ last year, but there’s no way he hits near-.265 as he is right now. ¬†He’s hitting as many line drives as last year, hitting the ball harder, in general, and a .267 BABIP. ¬†He’s gotta be one of the unluckiest hitters this year. ¬†He’s basically hitting line drives up the middle, but a squirrel is knocking it down into a fielder’s glove. ¬†Maybe he’s not Mookie Best this year, but I’m not counting out Mookie Ballgame yet. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
To anyone from Southeastern Massachusetts my title means something to you. If you’re anything like me it signifies the first time in your life you were severely disappointed. I can still remember packing into my parent’s station wagon with another family my parents were friendly with. We were headed to the “World Famous King Richard’s Faire“. Six year old Ralph couldn’t believe I was headed to THE fair of THE King Richard. I mean he was the best king ever, and here I am headed to his fair! Me, lowly 6 year old Ralph with a golden bowl cut! Welp, much like everything else in life since, it was a massive disappointment. What was supposed to be a day of jousts, knights, kings and princesses, quickly turned into reality. That reality was drunk bikers with swords, mutton, and the inescapable smell of feces and urine. The strangest part is it smelt just as much like urine as it did poop. It was as if the two smells were competing for dominance, each pushing itself to it’s limits but neither overtaking the other. Needless to say I never went back. I could have, but I did better things with my time like drinking or masturbating. What does this have to do with Garrett Richards and his most recent start? Well let’s just say I was excited, only to be disappointed. That’s my big market tease, trust me you’re bound to be disappointed…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings and welcome back to the Mike Maher Hurricane Irma Shelter. My apologies for taking last week off, but it seems like I got out of South Florida just in time. I am now safely in the Pocono Mountains, where hurricanes dare not stray. Blizzards, on the other hand…
Hopefully, you all survived a week without me, especially as rosters expanded and probable pitcher lists were thrown further into confusion. This is the time of the year where it really gets dicey. We are all either in the home stretch or are in the playoffs in H2H leagues, while daily lineups and probable pitchers are more unpredictable than ever. Aces and top hitters for teams with guaranteed roster spots are getting extra rest now that each team has roughly 115 players available for each game. It’s not just Dusty Baker and Dave Roberts making our lives difficult anymore. Now, it’s all managers.
These two-start starters lists, regardless of where you look each week, are never going to be 100% accurate. Too much can change throughout the week and even over the weekend. These are just projections based on recent history and how the schedules line up. This week, multiply that by about a gajillion. If expanding rosters (and bullpens) weren’t enough to throw things off, Hurricane Irma and her friends are making sure to take care of the rest.
This week more than ever, you will need to double and triple check these starters on Sunday night and Monday morning. Some are all but guaranteed to change between now and then. Now, for the value picks from Streamonator this week:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Watching Luis Castillo is officially an ASMR trigger. ¬†*insert onomatopoeia of satisfied exhale, picks up invisible fork and knife, mimes cutting up satisfied exhale, eats exhale* ¬†Do you see how Castillo’s got me? ¬†I’m eating satisfied exhales. ¬†Can I write the 2018 fantasy baseball sleeper post right now for Luis Castillo? ¬†TFW you see Castillo: ¬†Insert Oprah’s o face around Gayle King. ¬†CASTILLO MAKING ME CRAZY! ¬†And not eating sugar for six days isn’t helping. ¬†This Whole30 Diet got me like: ¬†insert crazy-googly eyes. ¬†I got Biggie Smalls eyes right now. ¬†*smacks face* ¬†Be coherent, Grey! ¬†Sorry, about that. ¬†Yesterday, Luis Castillo went 8 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.12. ¬†His surface perfs: ¬†9.9 K/9, 3.2 BB/9, 3.40 xFIP, averages 98 MPH, and now I’m lightheaded again. ¬†Okay, need to save something for his 2018 sleeper post. ¬†As for this year, this was his last start, unless you count Strat-o-Matic starts I’m making with him all winter. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s an old expression in Major League Baseball, “As the sun sets on one Weaver, another rises from its ashes.” I have to say it was rather prophetic to predict the spontaneous combustion of Jered Weaver’s career. Then again, it’s not like there weren’t clear signs that we had reached the end of the line with our most recent Weaver. I mean the man was throwing 67 MPH in his last few starts, or years, but whatever… That brings me to today’s subject, our new shiny Weaver, complete with new car scent! I’m of course alluding to Cardinals rookie phenom Luke Weaver. The 24 year old right-hander got his first taste of the big leagues last year to mixed results. He looked brilliant at times, and caught too much of the plate at others. The issues with Weaver are rarely related to his pitching however. He’s had an inability to stay healthy over the course of his career, never exceeding 120 innings pitched in a season. As for the player himself he has one of the more exciting upsides of any arm in the minors, mixing swinging strikes, with weak contact, and elite control. Since his most recent callup in late August, Weaver has posted back to back starts with 10 Ks and 1 walk, while limiting his opponents to a .224 batting average against. There’s nothing I love more than digging into the start of a player I’ve been touting for a year plus. It’s even better when that player’s twitter handle (@DreamWeava7) has a Boston accent! I’m in LOVE!! Previously Weaver has ranked 48th (pre-season), and 60th in my mid-season, which is lofty praise. As anyone who reads my prospect work will tell you, I discount pitching prospects pretty heavily for fantasy purposes. ¬†Enough of the small talk, here’s what I witnessed in Weaver’s Sunday start.Please, blog, may I have some more?