Honestly, I wanted to take this whole week off. That was kind of my plan, but five minutes into getting my ass whipped by my 7 year old in video games, I decided to throw in the towel and retire to my study, determined to find Jesus. What I discovered instead was a 98 MPH fastball, a coaster from Dr. James Andrews waiting room, a video of Mike Rizzo writing his name and a smug photo of Billy Beane on a treadmill. What kind of Christmas caper did I find myself involved with? Is this the plot line to Ocean’s 16? A film I‚Äôm pitching to Grey about me and a bunch of unsigned international prospects storming Dan Duquette‚Äôs office, and demanding he sign them all… Why was the couch in my study talking to me? And what exactly was in my Aunt‚Äôs ‚Äúmedicated‚ÄĚ candied bacon? I had to get to the bottom of this. But first, let‚Äôs talk about why Oakland Athletics lefthanded pitching prospect Jesus Luzardo has me ready to scorn my life of sin and debauchery for a higher purpose.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Much like the famous Doors song that shares it’s name, bullpens are drawing near.¬† (Minus the Oedipus complex that the song explores.)¬† I mean, it may… but that is gross and I don’t wanna associate my bullpen goodies to that.¬† Moving on, shall we?¬† This year has been the SAGNOF-fest that we always come to expect.¬† Closers up, closers down.¬† Trades and attrition.¬† It happens every single year and it is the reason why the waiver wire is what it is: So we can get the new third closer for the Twins.¬† The chase for saves never ends, well, I mean it ends for season-long leagues, but for dynasty and keeper leagues, the times never change.¬† Saves are a category.¬† A deeply hated and often cursed at category that will always be debated about.¬† Whether or not to invest earlier picks then normal to get a stud, or just fill in with hope-so’s and also rans.¬† There unfortunately is no right or wrong answer because both strategies work as long as you are a waiver goblin.¬† So with the final post of the year, much like the other years that I have done this, we look to next year…¬† This year’s counting stats and information don’t matter, we want to know what lies on the horizon. So let’s find out!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Oh, I get it, it was a C lineup for a team whose B lineup ain’t an A lineup.¬† Understood, my dude, don’t be rude.¬† *smacks face*¬† No more rhyming and I mean it!¬† Anyone want a peanut?¬† But yesterday showed the flashes of greatness from Carlos Carrasco — 8 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 14 Ks, ERA at 3.29, and notched 200 IP for the first time in his career — that he is constantly hinting at, and I don’t want to end a sentence with at — dah!¬† If only he’d stop with the hinting.¬† Paint the corners — great!¬† Paint a picture of an ace — super!¬† But we’re not playing Pictionary here, stop with the hints!¬† He’s 30 years old already.¬† At what point is it no longer what he can do and rather this is who he is?¬† No question mark actually.¬† This is it methinks, I said dressed like a leprechaun.¬† Some amazing starts, some lackluster starts, some random DL stint, some of the parts is greater than whole.¬† Yes, I know I spelled sum wrong, don’t make me go back there!¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Quick, grab a coin from your pocket. ¬†Now hurl it in a river, and imagine it’s at someone in your office two cubicles away. ¬†Now mid-flight, make a wish. ¬†Get back to me in two-three days and let me know how it went. ¬†This luck and wish game is much like the closer game. ¬†We hope and pray that all is well, but at the end of the day, we only care about the accumulation. ¬†This late in the season its all about the job. ¬†Who is doing it and who isn’t, period. ¬†The stalwarts are on cruise control into the final stretch of the season and are mostly on more winning teams than the teams that have situations that aren’t the most ideal. ¬†Good bullpens usually equal good-to-moderately-good success in real life. ¬†Much is the same with fantasy closer investment and going into next year if you struggled for saves this year. ¬†Invest in teams that will have aspirations of playoff baseball. ¬†The investment in drafting a round or two earlier than usual should pay off in the long run of the ever treacherous 180 days of fantasy baseball. ¬†So with the season winding down, let’s see what is happening in the saves market around the game as we transition into fantasy football, basketball, hockey and SOCCER!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Sometimes with the SAGNOF machine it’s best to take a trip on the way back machine. ¬†Players long past their usual usefulness of SAGNOF every now and again peep their heads out from the geriatric bingo and arts and crafts tent to be a whole bunch of fantasy useful. ¬†We peer our eyes on Jose Reyes. ¬†The once polished-up steal machine formerly of NY and now back again. ¬†The end of the year flurry which we are seeing could be fueled by his pending free agency, or maybe he has found the fountain of yutes. ¬†Either way he is showing out for the final stretch and is basically a must own type entity right now. ¬†Slashing .348/.446/.582 over his last 15 and has basically repeated his counting stats in the second half of games, in half the games (83 in first half and 4 since all star break). The middle infidel spot has been a tumultuous path of futility all year with ping-ponging guys that have arguably more value from day-to-day than keeping rostered the whole year. ¬†Just to put in perspective how good he has been over the last 30 days, he has better counting stats then Alex Bregman, who is owned in 91% of leagues right now. ¬†Reyes is only owned in 32%. ¬†If apples were to apples here, I would choose the dude in the big apple because of the speed. ¬†No I am not saying dump Bregman for him, I am simply saying that comparatively Jose Reyes should be rostered. ¬†Think fast it’s on to the saves and steals news of the past week. ¬†Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
There are two times of the year taxing comes about. ¬†Once at the beginning of the fantasy baseball season for legal tax reasons, and then about now in September. ¬†The Yankees seem to be flip-flopping useful relievers from one to another as they all seem to be getting worn. ¬†So Aroldis Chapman with some wear and tear eased off his arm is going to be worked back into the clutch-save position for the Yanks. ¬†Betances over the past 14 days has maintained his K/9 rate of over 15, but at the expense of his ERA (7.91), and his BB/9 rate has spiked all the way up to near 8 per 9. ¬†That is the stuff that gets people fired or demoted. ¬†(Which is exactly what is happening in his case.) ¬†I can see him dropping to a lesser role for the next week or so and being used in less pivotal situations. ¬†Allowing Robertson and Chad Green to show what they got in front of the flame-throwing Cuban. ¬†Aroldis’ last 14 games have been a far improvement over his last 14. ¬†Era was only 2.70, K/9 way below his standard at 10.80. ¬†The bad department is that he hasn’t really been used too much. ¬†So as he gets back on the bike in closer role and the season comes to an end soon, let’s see what else is going down in the world of saves…Please, blog, may I have some more?
When I write titles like this, often times I say to myself: Do I need to extrapolate on the actuality of the point that I am trying to convey? ¬†Fortunately for you I am going to be all basic with knowledge this week because it is pretty cut and dry. ¬†Are you winning saves? ¬†How much are you winning saves by? ¬†If yes for the first question and over 20 for the second, be like Billy Ray and sell. ¬†Do not liquidate all your assets, just slim down your roster to a smattering of usefulness instead of a hoard. ¬†Find a culprit who maybe chasing second, third or even fourth. ¬†My reasoning for this and why you should do it now is that before people realize that there is no hope in dope or chasing saves when you can’t make them up… they will lose interest and they will have zero trade value. ¬†Don’t get stuck holding a struggling middle/upper closer when you can reinvest that in a bat that can make up a stat other than just one. ¬†Today’s moral is: ¬†sell saves, be aware that your return may not be as great as expected, but it’s better then dumping them to the waiver wire for nothing.
The Fantasy Premier League is about to begin! Tune into Razzball Soccer for all your¬†F√ļtbol needs!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Here’s a picture of Reds’ outfielder,¬†Jesse Winker:
The first thing people notice about him is he looks drunk and half-Asian. ¬†He was throwing back soju and partying in an 8×10 room with three other people singing karaoke? ¬†No, siree! ¬†Or, no Siri, if a female computer is reading. ¬†Next, you might wonder why the big grin. ¬†He doesn’t have a body, ears, hair, arms, anything but a head really, so how can he keep such an upbeat attitude? ¬†Well, let me put it to you this way, maybe it’s a body, ears, hair, etc. that bums people out. ¬†You never thought of that, did you? ¬†Okay, I’m being silly, but it’s Friday. ¬†By the way, the other day, I realized that the days of the week MTWTFSS have WTF in the middle of them. ¬†Mind –>blown. ¬†So, with Schebler DL’d for an indefinite period of time, Winker has taken over right and started batting 2nd. ¬†His power was goofy low in the minors this year (2 HRs in 85 games), but he doesn’t strike out, does walk and could hit .290. ¬†I know, a lot of good that does with diddly poo on power, but he has homered twice this week, and did have more power before this year in the minors. ¬†I’d grab him in all leagues to see if he found his stroke, even if we’re not sure what exactly he’d be stroking with. ¬†Is that why he’s smiling? ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Will Grey poop on? ¬†Not this DeJong! ¬†But, c’mon, we just have to look at Paul DeJong for one brief moment:
Dude looks like he owns a pair of Opti-Grab glasses. ¬†Some things that sound like they’d be said to the guy in that picture: ¬†“Um, Paul, why are you walking a lizard on a leash?” ¬†“Paul, you shouldn’t sit three inches from the TV.” ¬†“So, you say you’ve been frozen in that gaze for six months? ¬†Hmm, have you tried a cup of coffee?” ¬†“Paul, are you wearing those glasses with open eyes and are really sleeping?” ¬†“Paul, I’m happy you got laid, but that was two months ago, can you lose the shit-eating grin?” ¬†Seriously, I can go on all day. ¬†“Paul, buddy, you’ve been out of the water for twenty minutes and the shark is still biting your arm.” ¬†Okay, done now. ¬†This week Paul DeJong had four homers and has 14 homers in 50 games. ¬†That’s almost as goofy as his grin. ¬†Buy him right now! ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Lately, Eric Hosmer¬†has been living up to his nickname, Mini Joey Votto. ¬†Hmm, that’s a bit long for a nickname. ¬†How about Mini Joey? ¬†Oh, I know, Embryonic Kangaroo! ¬†That rolls off the tongue! ¬† *Grey puts on a terrible Aussie accent* “Embryonic Kangaroo is a fair dinkum chockers! ¬†What a ripper! ¬†I need a sickie, a slab and a barbie on the back of the ute! ¬†Or just watch that Toni Collete movie where she’s in the wheelchair singing ABBA. ¬†That gets me knickers on the soddy poop schmear!” ¬†Yesterday, the¬†Embryonic Kangaroo went 5-for-6, 5 runs, 6 RBIs and a slam (16) and legs (5), hitting .319. ¬†He has four homers post-ASB in 50 ABs, and seems to finally have the chockers on dinkum. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?