Doh! Â A deer, a female deer and also what the Dodgers say. Â Ray, a drop of golden filth. Â Me, a name I call myself who owns J.D. Martinez andÂ Robbie Ray. Â Fa, a long long way to run if a Bostonian is saying far. Â SO another name for strikeouts. Â LA is where the game took place. Â Ti I dribble down my face, when J.D. Martinez and Robbie Ray play. Â Yesterday, Ray went 7 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 14 Ks, ERA down to 2.80. Â Robbie Ray is an ace. Â No matter how you slice that pecan pie, he’s an ace. Â No matter how you put that pancake batter on the skittle. Â No matter how you put whipped cream in my mouth. Â My God, I’m so hungry. Â Cougs has got me doing this Whole30 diet and I’m legit about to eat my hand. Â At Endorphin Ralph’s top 100 starters for this week, Ray’s ranked 6th. Â Can’t argue that, and last night he dunked all over the LA K’ers. Â Then, J.D. Martinez got my goosepimples all a-titter. Â He went 4-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 31st, 32nd, 33rd and 34th homer. Â Someone has to Just Dong, so who better than Just Dong? Â Who?! Â Sorry, I’m writing this wearing an owl costume. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Domingo Santana had a double slam (23, 24) and legs (12). Â Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but it feels like Domingo is just so much better on Sunday, right? Â Carl Jung and Sting would say I’m onto something with this synchronicity. Â As someone who doesn’t own Domingo anywhere, but wishes he did own him, I can understand when Jung and Sting speak of the duality of a man. Â I get the sense Domingo Santana will be underrated in 2018 too. Â Of course, I think this is crazy for a 25-year-old guy capable of a 30/15 season in a great home park. Â As Sting specifically sang, there’s a little black man named Sunday. Â He’s not the same old thing on Saturday. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Ender Inciarte went 8-for-10 with two runs, 5 RBIs and two steals (18, 19), hitting .310. Â That’s a doubleheader that would’ve made Ernie Banks blush. Â And Ernie only blushed one time that we know of, the time Ernie confused Fergie Jenkins with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas late one night at Harry Caray’s. Â “Yo, Ernie, what you talkin’ about with my humps, my lovely little lumps? Â And I don’t know what I’m going to do with the junk in my trunk, why do you keep asking? Â You holding a garage sale?” Â I don’t know why I enjoy the sweet stylings of Ender Inciarte so much. Â I kinda hate guys like Adam Eaton, and we should call Ender, “Cheap Eats with Some Indian Guy Named Khan,” because he is nothing more than a cheap Eaton. Â Maybe it’s because Ender always comes at a discounted rate to go with his “Yes, You Khan Cheap Eats” shizz. Â Though, he is a fantasy beast for supporting actual beasts. Â In other words, Ender is not making or breaking your team, but when you have guys that hit 40 HRs and .250, guys like Ender make all the difference as supplements. Â “Did someone say supplements?” Â What the hell are you doing here, Bonds? Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey, guys and five non-guys, Dylan Bundy has awoken my nethers. Â But can I “stay awoken” as the kids say? Â The kids don’t say that, do they? Â Please, I’m woke AF! Â Though, I am confused why kids go around abbreviating Abercrombie and Fitch. Â When I was a kid, we spelled out Abercrombie and Fitch and had summer songs about girls that wore Abercrombie and Fitch. Â LFO was AF! Â Yesterday, Dylan Bundy went 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.94. Â An Orioles starter with an ERA under 4! Â It’s an early Rhystmas miracle! Â Drop the balloons from the ceiling, Party City! Â So, looking under the hood, in a non-sexual way, leaves me a little yawnstipated on Bundy. Â His K/9 is 7.9, BB/9 is 2.6 and a 4.73 xFIP. Â His velocity’s down this year, but he pitched in relief some last year, so maybe not the best gauge. Â For 2018, I see nothing here to be excited about, but maybe he puts together a great September, and makes like Fonzie’s horse and says nay to the negativity. Â I’d continue to ignore him in shallower mixed leagues or use the Stream-o-Nator. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings and welcome back to the Mike Maher end of summer backyard bash, where we talk about our beloved top 100 hitters. I will be taking a one-week hiatus after this post as I pack up my apartment and drive 1,200 miles north from Fort Lauderdale, FL up to Pennsylvania. That’s right, the true King of the North is returning home to his roots. No more tank tops in January for me for a little while. After my one-week absence, though, I will be back to tell you how good Rhys Hoskins is. You may have heard of him by now. We focused on him last week, so we don’t have to go over him again, even though he has pretty much homered in every game since we talked about him. And for once, that isn’t even an exaggeration. Check out his game log:
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For the last few days, I’ve been in New York for my grandfather’s 90th birthday. Â With each passing year, he gets more casually racist, and, let’s just say, he didn’t start at zero. Â I told him Byron Buxton hit three homers on Sunday, and he said, “Byron? Â What’s he, a Jew?” Â I told him, no, I don’t think so, but, of course, he can’t hear so well, so he continued, “I didn’t think Jews played sports. Â Well, I guess he’ll at least be good with the money he makes.” Â Then he went on a twenty-minute rant about how he’d have more money if he was Jewish (he’s Italian). Â If you read Who Is Grey Albright?, you’ll know that I was raised by my grandparents, so let’s hope the apple rolled far enough away from the tree. Â Otherwise, I’m gonna be writing roundups in 40 years like this, “Byron Buxton Jr. – He has better contact rates than his father, and prolly can find a good interest rate, ya know, because Jew.” Â Here’s my grandfather with the entertainment we got for the party. Â For those of you that grew in the tri-state area in the 1980’s, you’ll be familiar with the entertainment:
My grandfather’s 90th birthday with special guest, Uncle Floyd! pic.twitter.com/hmAUH2z0Vr
â€” Razzball (@Razzball) August 27, 2017
Any hoo! Â Byron Buxton went 4-for-5, 4 runs, 5 RBIs and three homers (11, 12, 13) and his 24th steal. Â A triple slam and legs? Â What a glutton for wonderful! Â From the 1st half to the 2nd half, his average went from .216 to .309; his K-rate is down from 31% to 25%; his OPS went from .594 to .903; his ISO went from .090 to .245, and his OBP went from .288 to .350. Â Beginning to think real adjustments have been made for 2018, because everything’s been better in the 2nd half. Â His 2nd half has been bigger and better than the pictures I saw recently of Tiger Woods, if you catch my drift. Â (Okay, so the apple doesn’t roll that far from the tree after all.) Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I fired up the trusty Razzball Stream-o-NatorÂ to glean its wisdom about the pitching slate for today, and nearly fell over. The top-ranked pitcher of the day? Kyle Hendricks versus the Phillies, which in itself is not surprising; the surprising part is that he is 8.9 Stream-o-Nator dollars ($SON 8.9), which is oscillating wildly on the brink of â€śdonâ€™t start this guy.â€ť To put this into perspective, things get back to normal with SONâ€™s Sundayâ€™s prospects, with the top-rated pitcher of the day being Yu Darvish at $SON 33.6. Uhhhâ€¦ can we punt pitcher altogether today? Sadly, FanDuelâ€™s not going to let us do that and still enter a valid lineup (harrumph; the cheek of it). SON’s number 2 (so to speak) for the day is Ross Stripling ($6,000 on FanDuel; SON$ 7.5), who has actually been Quite Good as a long reliever, but this is a spot start and he has a limit of 55 pitches. So, as much as Iâ€™ve made it my lifeâ€™s purpose to follow the Way of SON, I’m going risky and starting Gio Gonzalez (a terrifying $SON 1.3), while trying to compensate by paying up for batting, with games going down in hitter-friendly parks like Arizona today. A.k.a.: time to stack and hope!
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So itâ€™s MLB Players Weekend, which I will admit is a legitimately great idea (of course the Cardinals have the least nicknames, because it’s a serious game played by serious people). Some players flat out nailed it – Travis Shaw with â€śMayor of DDCâ€ť (thatâ€™s Ding Dong City for the uneducated), and Alex Avila with â€śParkmanâ€ť – google it, youâ€™ll see the resemblance were two players that absolutely crushed the choice of what to put on the back of the jersey. That said, a few players missed out on truly great choices for the back of the jersey. First, Justin Turner – I know your twitter handle is @RedTurn2, but come on – how can you not have a nickname that references your twin brother, Tormund Giantsbane? Thatâ€™s just horrible. And I understand â€śChuck Naztyâ€ť is your nickname, Mr. Blackmon, but how can you not put something on the back of the jersey that references your truly amazing beard (itâ€™s the #1 beard in baseball right now, and probably the 2nd best in all of sports, behind only this glorious mane . Â Finally, while itâ€™s great that Kyleâ€™s referencing his brother, it could have been so much better. What if someone like Justin Upton put â€śThe Good Oneâ€ť on his jersey (although Melvin might not like that)? So thinking about some of the missed opportunities got me to thinking about possible nicknames for retired players – hereâ€™s a few I came up with:
Prince Fielder –Â
Randy Johnson – â€śR.I.P. Birdâ€ť
Edgar Renteria – â€śLefty-Mashing Patriarchâ€ť
Rickey Henderson – â€śI Am The Greatestâ€ť
Bucky Dent – â€ś#%*@$*&â€ť
Barry Bonds – â€śNe Plus Ultraâ€ť
Anyway, you didnâ€™t come here for nicknames (as awesome a discussion that could be), so onto the picks…
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I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name â€śRizâ€ť so that I could use a â€śNobody Beats The Rhysâ€ť headline, but it is apparently pronounced â€śReese.â€ť Who do I talk to about making that change? Does anyone have the phone number for his parents or, better yet, his grandparents? This is important stuff here.
Anyway, added Rhys to our beloved 100 because chicks dig the long ball. While you probably havenâ€™t had to search hard to find home runs in 2017, neither has anyone else, so itâ€™s always good to have some more. Hoskins has big boy power, which he displayed in the minors the last few years (where he was stuck for way too long thanks to the Phillies). After hitting 38 home runs in 135 games in hitter-friendly confines in Double-A in 2016, he backed that up with 29 home runs in 115 games in Triple-A this season.
But his game isnâ€™t all power. As a somewhat older prospect, Hoskins actually has a pretty nice approach at the plate. In Triple-A in 2017, he posted a 13.5 BB% against a 15.8 K% while slashing .284 / .385 / .581. Through his first two weeks in the show, his average is down, but everything else looks about the same. And a .154 BABIP helps explain the .237 average he woke up with on Monday morning.
So, the real bonus with Hoskins is that the power numbers come with some above-average peripherals. He might not hit .280+ the rest of the way in the bigs, but would it surprise anyone if he did? If you are in OBP or OPS leagues, even better, since he has shown that he is not afraid to take a walk. Plus, that power…Please, blog, may I have some more?
On the ones and twos, it’s not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby’s mouth, dropping another one in a major key. Â It’s yo’ boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster, spinning his wheels around the bases. Â Yo, DJ LeMahieu, what you got to say about that? Â “Pouvez-vous chicken francaise?” Â Yo, you sound like me pretending to be French! Â Next up throwing down, it’s Mark Reynolds (3-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 25th homer), the man, the myth, the Mini Donkey. Â All brays to you! Â Then how about Trevor Story (3-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 17th and 18th homers) finding his way into back-to-back home run games, like succinylcholine finds its way into back-to-back Forensic Files. Â Then there’s Carlos Gonzalez…Actually, you still suck! Â So, the Rockies, scored (fill-in-number, too high to count) last night, and Jon Gray did all he had to do — 6 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 6 Ks, which in Coors is all you can ask. Â His peripherals are gorgeous — 8.6 K/9, 2.8 BB/9, 3.59 xFIP, but something I failed to remember this past preseason, it’s still a struggle to start him in Coors. Â I mean, shizz gets ugly fast like a reality TV person at a reunion show. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?