I have to keep this short, because after the jump is going to be the longest post you’ve ever seen in your life.¬† How do I know all the posts you’ve seen to compare this one to?¬† Because I’m sitting behind you.¬† *waves*¬† Hey!¬† I’ve given you the top 10 for 2018 fantasy baseball, top 20 for 2018 fantasy baseball and top 20 catchers for 2018 fantasy baseball.¬† All projections included are mine, and where I see tiers starting and stopping are included.¬† Let’s do this!¬† Anyway, here’s the top 20 1st basemen for 2018 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who loves irony?¬† Did you just answer your mom?¬† I said irony, not ironing.¬† As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed shirt.¬† Though, now that I think about it, if I had a well-pressed shirt, and I said, “This thing is real irony,” I wouldn’t be wrong because I was saying it.¬† Any hoo!¬† The irony I speak of is Alex Gordon hitting the major leagues’ record 5,694th home run on the year, while there was less offense around the league last night than I could remember in some time.¬† Granted, from around September 11th to 14th is a bit of a blur.¬† A true highlight (building shizz up now!) was Kevin Gausman and his dismantling of the Sawx (really overselling) with the line 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.61.¬† This year, like a case of lice, Gausman is a real head scratcher.¬† Looking at his perfs (kids say this; think it’s short for perfumes), Gausman is having a garbage year.¬† Velocity is there, so doubt it’s a hidden injury.¬† The walks are way up, Ks are down, and the culprit appears to be his fastball.¬† Went from a near-10 in pitch value on his speed ball to a negative.¬† FS shouldn’t abbreviate fastball, it should be for “F**k’s sake.”¬† The good news is this sounds like a mechanics problem, and might’ve been fixed already.¬† Thanks, Pep Boys!¬† His 1st half vs. 2nd half:¬† 5.85 ERA vs. 3.44; 7.7 K/9 vs. 9.6 K/9; 4 BB/9 vs. 3.2.¬† Yeah, sadly enough, it’s going to be hard to avoid him in 2018 again.¬† Now, that’s real irony (no, it’s not).¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Domingo Santana had a double slam (23, 24) and legs (12). ¬†Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but it feels like Domingo is just so much better on Sunday, right? ¬†Carl Jung and Sting would say I’m onto something with this synchronicity. ¬†As someone who doesn’t own Domingo anywhere, but wishes he did own him, I can understand when Jung and Sting speak of the duality of a man. ¬†I get the sense Domingo Santana will be underrated in 2018 too. ¬†Of course, I think this is crazy for a 25-year-old guy capable of a 30/15 season in a great home park. ¬†As Sting specifically sang, there’s a little black man named Sunday. ¬†He’s not the same old thing on Saturday. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Maybe because I am not Prospector Ralph aka Endorphin Ralph aka The Prospector aka Prospect Jesus aka Peter, Paul and ‘I Know Prospects’ Mary Well aka The Pro-Spectulator aka I Am Still Not Beating Grey In Our League And Grey Beat Me To Waivers For Rhysus aka No, You’re Minor, I’m Major, But I Know Minors Just Not Like That aka Ralph Lifshitz, but this year’s September call-ups are kinda sad. ¬†Do I like Jack Flaherty? ¬†Sure, Flaherty is must SCTV! ¬†But he’s kinda more to do with matchups. ¬†Tyler Glasnow? ¬†Well, more on him in this afternoon’s Buy column. ¬†Willie Calhoun? ¬†Great, but where does he play? ¬†Harrison Bader and Franklin Barreto? ¬†Haven’t we gone down that road already? ¬†I would absolutely grab any September call-up if he was helping me in a redraft league, but the choice between Willie Calhoun platooning and, say, Howie Kendrick playing? ¬†Kendrick all day, and twice on Muesday, that magical day between Monday and Tuesday. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings and welcome back to the Mike Maher end of summer backyard bash, where we talk about our beloved top 100 hitters. I will be taking a one-week hiatus after this post as I pack up my apartment and drive 1,200 miles north from Fort Lauderdale, FL up to Pennsylvania. That’s right, the true King of the North is returning home to his roots. No more tank tops in January for me for a little while. After my one-week absence, though, I will be back to tell you how good Rhys Hoskins is. You may have heard of him by now. We focused on him last week, so we don’t have to go over him again, even though he has pretty much homered in every game since we talked about him. And for once, that isn’t even an exaggeration. Check out his game log:
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This is the last issue of Ambulance Chasers for the MLB! I‚Äôll be switching over to the NFL starting next week on Razzball Football. I’ll be trading in my DL-60’s and DL-10’s for PUP’s, Q’s, O’s and D’s. Lots and lots of big ol’ D’s. If you have still have fantasy baseball injury questions you can find me on Twitter and ask me:¬†here.
Nine starting pitchers got bit by the injury bug this week, most of them Dodgers. I feel like there‚Äôs been a Dodger in every issue of Ambulance Chasers this year. ¬†Since there are so many starting pitchers on the DL I‚Äôll be giving you three fill in options at the bottom of this article rather than struggling to find nine viable starters on your waivers. What? You want me to recommend Clayton Richard? Let me have my pride!
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I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name ‚ÄúRiz‚ÄĚ so that I could use a ‚ÄúNobody Beats The Rhys‚ÄĚ headline, but it is apparently pronounced ‚ÄúReese.‚ÄĚ Who do I talk to about making that change? Does anyone have the phone number for his parents or, better yet, his grandparents? This is important stuff here.
Anyway, added Rhys to our beloved 100 because chicks dig the long ball. While you probably haven‚Äôt had to search hard to find home runs in 2017, neither has anyone else, so it‚Äôs always good to have some more. Hoskins has big boy power, which he displayed in the minors the last few years (where he was stuck for way too long thanks to the Phillies). After hitting 38 home runs in 135 games in hitter-friendly confines in Double-A in 2016, he backed that up with 29 home runs in 115 games in Triple-A this season.
But his game isn‚Äôt all power. As a somewhat older prospect, Hoskins actually has a pretty nice approach at the plate. In Triple-A in 2017, he posted a 13.5 BB% against a 15.8 K% while slashing .284 / .385 / .581. Through his first two weeks in the show, his average is down, but everything else looks about the same. And a .154 BABIP helps explain the .237 average he woke up with on Monday morning.
So, the real bonus with Hoskins is that the power numbers come with some above-average peripherals. He might not hit .280+ the rest of the way in the bigs, but would it surprise anyone if he did? If you are in OBP or OPS leagues, even better, since he has shown that he is not afraid to take a walk. Plus, that power…Please, blog, may I have some more?
As oft-misheard lyric is, “Eddie, are you okay? ¬†Are you okay, Eddie?” ¬†For those millennials who are reading, misheard lyrics were lyrics you thought you were hearing in songs before you could just Google, “[song name] lyrics.” ¬†For 25 years, people went around singing, “I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone,” and were just happy to be rid of Lorraine! ¬†R.E.M.’s It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) was just a chorus and four minutes of jumbled words, and that…sounded…fine! ¬†So, is Eddie Rosario okay, or is he just okay Eddie? ¬†Yesterday, Rosario went 2-for-5, 4 RBIs with his 17th homer as he hits over .400 in the last week. ¬†Some notes about Eddie: ¬†he’s gone hitless in only two games in August; has five steals to go with the 17 homers; is hitting .303; has a .209 ISO which is tied for 56th in baseball; and now hits at the top of the order. ¬†He should be grabbed in all leagues, and, I’m moving close to him becoming my 2018’s Max Kepler. ¬†*inhales deeply* ¬†Ah, the sweet smell of embarrassment. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you hail from Central New Jersey, sorry. I didn’t mean to get your hopes up. Albert Pujols does not represent the 609. If you are a Ludacris fan, sorry. Pujols may or may not have garden hoes in different area codes, but I can neither confirm nor deny it. Rather, Pujols slugged his 609th career home run Friday night. It doesn’t matter that it came off Jeremy Hellickson, who’s allowed the 14th-most home runs this season, and is already the 439th-worst of all time. I was going to go on an epic rant about how all the stories are focused on the fact that he’s tied with Sammy Sosa for the most home runs by a foreign-born player. Who gives a flying F where he was born?¬†Then I started thinking, I wonder which player born in Los Angeles has hit the most home runs. Yet again, I’ve managed to stymie myself. Anyways, who cares that Pujols has a triple slash of .229/.274/.374 with an ISO of .144. Let’s just celebrate the great career he’s had and send him off into the sunset after this season. My self checks to make sure this is his last year…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Bryce Harper Replacement Week! :::sobs into the couch cushion I have been carrying around since watching the video of Harper tumbling over that base:::
The cruel baseball gods took Harper away from us just after we got Trout back. As of this writing, there is no timetable for his return from what they are calling a ‚Äúsignificant bone bruise.‚ÄĚ I‚Äôm no doctor (sorry to peel back the curtain), but how the heck did that non-contact injury get a bone bruise diagnosis? I thought for sure he tore every CL in his body. I wouldn‚Äôt have been surprised to hear that he tore his UCL from reaching for his knee so fast. But a bone bruise? Interesting. Let‚Äôs just hope he wasn‚Äôt evaluated by the Mets‚Äô training staff because ‚Äúbone bruise‚ÄĚ is going to very quickly become ‚ÄúOh crap, his knee actually isn‚Äôt there anymore. We can‚Äôt find it anywhere.‚ÄĚ
Now, there is no replacing Harper‚Äôs production on your fantasy team, especially in the middle of August. That much is obvious. If you‚Äôre lucky, you took Grey‚Äôs advice about selling a superstar to heart and cashed in at the deadline. I have Harper in a keeper league where I currently sit in first place, so I have to decide if I want to deal him now to make a playoff push, pray he comes back this season and helps me, or just accept the fact that he is done for the fantasy season but still keep him for next year. I am probably going with option B/C, if we‚Äôre being honest with each other here.
I‚Äôm removing him from our beloved 100 while we wait to see how he looks this week. Hopefully, the baseball gods decide to heal him from his mystery bruise quickly and we can have him back. But it seems more likely we are going to be without him for most, if not all, of the fantasy season. Now, enough crying about Harper (at least publicly). Anyway, to the notes…
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