Yesterday was a bad day to quit being young with¬†A.J. Pollock and Carlos Gomez both hitting the DL. ¬†Together! ¬†In a non-gay way. ¬†But it would’ve been totally cool with me if it was in a gay way. ¬†Let’s start with¬†Pollock since he is the less¬†ethnically¬†sensitive of the two. ¬†Pollock has a Grade 1 groin strain. ¬†When the strain happened, Pollock was reading Groin Strains for Dummies. ¬†Chapter 1: ¬†Don’t Move Your Leg In A Normal Manner. ¬†“Go to a¬†trampoline, but don’t jump on it with your feet, fall on it sitting criss-cross apple sauce.” ¬†Pollock will likely be out for two to three weeks, and in his place the Russian Game of Thrones character, Gregor Blanco, and Reymond “You Can’t Not Think Of Daisy” Fuentes. ¬†Fuentes is the more interesting of two, since he should be on the stronger side of a platoon, and has speed. ¬†Outside of NL-Only and deep mixed leagues, I’m passing on both. ¬†As for CarGomez, he will miss four to six weeks. ¬†That’s too bad, he used to be good three years ago. ¬†Replacing him on the roster will be Jared Hoying, who looks like a Motter-fodder. ¬†Then, we have Carlos Carrasco, who is affectionately known as Cookie, and I am a Cookie Monster for him, so this one hurts me. ¬†In yesterday’s game, Carrasco had a huge lead, when he squandered that and left the game with a trainer. ¬†All you had to do with cruise to the W on the Ivictory Coast! ¬†Apparently, that’s the way the Cookie crumbles. ¬†He was diagnosed with left pectoral tightness, which doesn’t sound bad. ¬†Which, Part 2: ¬†The Return of the Which, will still likely mean a DL stint. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, on the holiest of Hallmark-created¬†holidays and celebrated most of all by Bill Hall, mothers from all different backgrounds came together to put up their feet, sip mimosas and talk about how “The Handmaid’s Tale” could totally happen now with Trump. ¬†I’d contend that Hallmark should get a little credit for women’s rights. ¬†Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Secretary’s Day, “Buy a card just because you love her” Day… Before this, it was, “Do you wanna make this pelt I skinned into a rug or a sweater for little Kevin? ¬†What? ¬†You’re tired from churning butter? ¬†Okay, you can have the afternoon after you make beef and kidney¬†pie.” ¬†In honor of Mother’s Day, one of the great lovers of women (who are handcuffed¬†to his¬†bedpost), Aroldis Chapman was diagnosed with rotator cuff inflammation, and will be sidelined for a month. ¬†If Dellin Betances is available in your league, can I get into your league? ¬†If there’s an entry fee, all the better. ¬†You pay it, and we’ll split the cash prizes. ¬†I even grabbed Tyler Clippard in one league just in case Betances gets all Cuddle Boy on us. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Now that we‚Äôre in the regular season I get to actually discuss injuries that will have immediate impact on fantasy owners. For each player I will discuss whether you should stash the player in your DL spot or if you should trash them back to the waiver wire. This decision is going to be based on the talent of the player and the length of their DL stay. If I recommend that you stash a player in your DL spot, I will offer a few players who I think are good fill in options at that position. I will be determining these fill-ins based on their percentage ownership in ESPN leagues and a similar skill set…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Jeurys Familia was given a 15-game suspension for domestic abuse charges filed against him this offseason. ¬†One could say Jeurys¬†was given a 15-day DL trip to Familia, but the DL in this case is Dangerous Love. ¬†If there was anyone predestined for Family Court, it would be him. ¬†Familia was helped by his family’s testimony to Our Commissioner Manfred. ¬†They asked Familia be allowed to go on all Mets’ road trips. ¬†The Mets can sure pick closers. ¬†Let’s see: ¬†Familia; K-Rod attacked his father-in-law and Jenrry Mejia was permanently banned from MLB. ¬†The Mets don’t use a belt with their closer pants. ¬†They prefer suspenders! ¬†This is all an eerie reminder of past Mets violence when Justin Turner tried to help Ike Davis during one of his prolonged slumps. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Familia will miss about six¬†to eight¬†saves and I’ve moved him down in my top 500 and moved up Addison Reed, his replacement. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw in spring training for fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yasmany Tomas, Odubel Herrera, Nomar Mazara. ¬†What do those players have in common? ¬†Guys that were in last year’s top 100 outfielders post that made it out like this is Orange is the New Black and those guys were Taystee. ¬†Only then Taystee got reincarcerated¬†and brought with her that badass b*tch Vee, and Vee then started running shizz and that white ho, who¬†the show was originally about that is annoying AF, started getting institutionalized with panty-selling and lez ho’ing and–Well, anyway, you get the point. ¬†There’s not a ton of sunshine in this top 100 outfielders, but occasionally you do get glimmers of hope. ¬†All the 2017 fantasy baseball rankings are under that link-ma-whosie. ¬†As always, my projections and tiers are included. ¬†Anyway, here’s the top 100 outfielders for 2017 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
In my preseason Randal Grichuk sleeper post (hey, they’re not all Delino DeShields sleepers, which is to say God awful vs. just merely bad), I said, “How much Grichuk can Grichuk chuck if Grichuk strikes out 30% of the time? ¬†Now, I‚Äôm no gypsy; I‚Äôm just a boy, standing¬†in front of a girl that was born in a manger in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. ¬†Let‚Äôs look at some comp hitters,¬†shall we? ¬†Not to answer, but to keep reading. ¬†Last year, Grichuk struck out 31% of the time after striking out 23% of the time in Triple-A. ¬†His minor league strike out rate makes me think he‚Äôll be closer to a 27-28% strikeout guy. ¬†Brandon Moss is also around a 27-28% strikeout guy, which Grichuk should be. ¬†Grichuk won‚Äôt walk as much as Moss, but, okay, they‚Äôre close enough for me. ¬†Grichuk is a young Moss. ¬†I shall call him Pete Moss.” ¬†And that’s me quoting me! ¬†Maybe old fools die hard with a vengeance while Samuel Jackson screams at them, but Grichuk was just some bad luck with his BABIP away from being exactly what I thought he’d be. ¬†His strikeout rate is 27.8% (vs. Moss’ 30%), and he’s only 25 years old. ¬†I’m still jazzed on Grichuk¬†like Coltrane with a needle in my vein. ¬†Of course, none of this matters if he didn’t hit a bunch of homers this week, and was available in about 75% of leagues. ¬†Plant¬†Pete Moss on your team and watch the growth! ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Twenty-six years after my Lord and Savior, Reggie Jackson, retired from professional baseball to collect cars, full-length fur coats and start a business where you use cocktail franks as cocktail stirrers, I saw a young Mariner by the name of Brad Miller. ¬†To this day, when you Google “Brad Miller sleeper,” you still see archival footage of Grey’s massive excitement — that’s not what she said! ¬†I was jazzed back in 2013 because Miller had hit 20 HRs, stole 11 bases¬†and over .300 between the majors and minors. ¬†Then 2014 and 2015 happened, Miller did nothing, and I retreated into my cubby hole of snack¬†food that I eat out of sight from my Cougar wife. ¬†“I’m snacking on kale, baby doll!” ¬†“Grey, you sound louder than usual.” ¬†I was being amplified¬†due to eating a nacho cheese¬†Bugle. ¬†Finally, this year¬†I was sure not to own Miller anywhere. ¬†So, of course, he breaks out. ¬†Yesterday, Brad Miller went 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 25th homer, 5th homer this week, while hitting .265. ¬†On our 30-day Player Rater, Miller is 5th most valuable¬†for hitters. ¬†The top 4¬†–> Blackmon, Hamilton, Braun, Betts. ¬†Yeah, pretty good company, like Reggie’s cocktail frank stirrers’ company, The Dog¬†That Stirs The Drink, Inc. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Carlos Correa¬†(4-for-8, 4 runs, 4 RBIs) hit two homers across the doubleheader (three in last three games), making it look easy like North Korea during the ‘imaginary’¬†Olympics that are being aired in North Korea. ¬†“It looks like the U.S.A. is going to take 1st place…” ¬†Bad editing splice job, 20 second lag, bad voiceover, “And North Korea just edges out 1st place! ¬†Wow, this will be…” Bad editing splice job, obvious voiceover, “North Korea’s one billionth medal win.” ¬†¬†By the way, are you as surprised as me that during Olympic competitions you haven’t see any of this: ¬†“Okay, Argentina will now be serving for the win. ¬†Whoa, I think the Spanish coach just unleashed a nest of mosquitos! ¬†He’s Zika’ing them out!” ¬†Seriously, no one is Zika’ing out their¬†opponents. ¬†So, Carlos Correa found some of his footing yesterday that he showed last August/September. ¬†Wait, is he only an August and September player? ¬†Septacular! ¬†Now he’s going to get to 25+ HRs on the year and be overdrafted again next year. ¬†We need a bad editing splice job to remove his 2nd half stats for next preseason. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
So Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix was on HBO tonight and before you ask, no I still don’t have cable. Me not having cable is a running joke around here. Sorry if you don’t understand, but this intro is for those who understand that I understand how silly it is, you understand? Anyhoo, it put me in the mindset for this title and it’s also apropos to the actual topic. AJ Griffin…admittedly I could give two bee-sized bowel movements about how good he is or has been. Overall, he’s just not good. He’s about as SP3/4 vanilla as you can get for an MLB team, but that’s neither here nor there. The Royals have suffered so many injuries this year and have seemingly thrown in the towel on the season as they’ve gone into full blown sell mode. I don’t know if that’s what is affecting the production on the field, but it’s clear this team isn’t sniffing the 2015 version. The K rate as a whole is up nearly 4% and they sit mired in 24th overall in wRC+. Factor in they’ve actually been worse since the All-Star break and you have the perfect spot to take advantage of a $6,500 priced pitcher who doesn’t need a gem to outplay his price. When suggesting a pitcher that has a 4+ ERA, it should go without say but yeah, this is a tourney only call. So let the sorting hat decide whether you’re courageous enough to follow through with Griffin and let’s get on with the rest. Here’s my Goblet of Fire hot taeks for this Friday DK slate…
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Decisions, decisions…we all love when a bad hitting team gets to go up against a good to great pitcher. But do we love it when it’s in a friendly hitter’s park? This is the question you’re going to have to ask yourself today. With so many good pitching options on this slate priced reasonably, is it the kind of day you should toss Jon Gray out there on your team? Clearly Gray isn’t without risk given Coors is the backdrop but lets consider a few things for a moment. His K/9 on the year is nestled right in between David Price and Jake Arrieta. His GB% sits at a healthy 47.8% and his xFIP (3.53) is nearly a run less than his ERA (4.33). Also, Gray has done a tremendous job this year of taking advantage of cush matchups no matter where he was at. He went seven and K’d seven Padres back on June 10th in Coors and just finished up the Braves in Atlanta with eight Ks for a seven inning shutout. When Jon is given an opportunity to take down a bad team, he does it with authority. The asking price of $8,200 isn’t the cheapest nor is it unmanageable; it’s just there asking you if you like taking a bit of risk with your LU. Well, do ya punk? Alright then, let’s get on with the getting on. Here’s my fuerte taeks for this Friday DK slate…
New to DraftKings? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well reserve your spot in the 25 Team Razzball Exclusive League set to run Monday July 25th to wet your DK whistle. Just remember to sign up through us before you do. Wanna know what the best part is about signing up with us? The free subscription for the rest of the season to our DFSBot, that‚Äôs what! For details on the how to, please visit our Razzball Subscriptions page.Please, blog, may I have some more?