Excuse me for one second, there’s a doorbell ringing. ¬†*opens door* ¬†“Luigi! ¬†Paisan! ¬†What are you doing here?” ¬†To you, “This is Luigi, my tailor. ¬†And, yes, I’m addressing¬†you, the audience, like it’s Sesame Street.” ¬†“Grey Liotta, as you insist I call you, I saw¬†Michael Conforto had a huge game – ¬†3-for-4, 4 RBIs and hit his 12th and 13th homers, now hitting .333 with a .425 OBP — and I say I have to go see my favorite customer to let out his inseam.” ¬†“Ah, Luigi! ¬†You know me better than anyone, except my mustachioed mother and even more¬†stereotypical Italian barber!” ¬†On a serious note, what Michael Conforto is doing now is why the Mets should promote Amed Rosario. ¬†Reyes, Walker, yadda, blah, blooie are not going to lead to anything of note. ¬†Maybe they have a good game or two, maybe a solid week, but, in the end, you have *raspberries lips* and Rosario still with no major league experience. ¬†Not even saying Amed’s the answer like Iverson, but you have to give guys a chance over these third-rate vets that lead you nowhere. ¬†If the Mets had given Conforto the at-bats all last year, he might’ve came out of his 1st half slump and carried them in the 2nd half and thru the playoffs. ¬†As for those¬†who don’t know me as well as Luigi, I’ve always said Conforto would be an All-Star at some point. ¬†This is not out of nowhere, nor someone to sell¬†high. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
“The top prospect of 2013 is Byron Buxton. ¬†Anyone that says anything different– What’s that, you like Jurickson Profar? ¬†Damn, he’s good too! ¬†Okay, Profar, Buxton and maybe Travis d’Arnaud– What? ¬†Reid Brignac? ¬†Oh, man, you¬†got me! ¬†Wanna play Dominion? ¬†No, I didn’t hide any Victory cards under my couch cushion again!” ¬†That’s Keith Law talking to his buddies over a Coq au vin. ¬†One name they didn’t mention back in 2013 was Tim Beckham, because he was more of a 2009 prospect stud. ¬†That was the same year, Keith Law said, “Matt Wieters will be as good as Yogi Berra, and when I get out of my Prius and shut off this Dizzee Rascal, I will tell you why. ¬†Talking and driving is very dangerous, especially since I’m wearing Crocs.” ¬†Tim Beckham had it all, and the Rays produced all those can’t miss prospects. ¬†Unfortunately, they became ‘can miss’ and Beckham faded to obscurity. ¬†Here we are in 2017 (*checks calendar* ¬†Yup!), and Beckham is only 27 years old and breaking out a little bit. ¬†Yesterday, he went 2-for-4, 4 RBIs with two homers (5, 6) as he hits .278. ¬†He still strikes out too much (33%), and he has more ‘okay’ power and speed, than blazing speed or huge pop, but, for an MI, I think you do worse. ¬†Orlando Arcia, for unstints. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
During the winter I made a somewhat bold statement, that I’m not sure many agreed with it at the time. I stated that, I’d rather have Rhys Hoskins long term than Tommy Joseph. There was a great deal of skepticism regarding Hoskins 2016, mostly because it took place in the comfy confines of FirstEnergy (not a typo)¬†Stadium. And really, who can blame them? The ballpark is so bananas, it tricked people into thinking Darin Ruf, and Dylan Cozens were actually good. That said, there was a lot to like about Hoskins profile,¬† FirstEnergy (not a typo)¬†Stadium not withstanding. Throughout his professional career he’s hit for power (.233 ISO), average (.291), gotten on base (.375), and walked at a high rate (10.4%). He’s also done all this while striking out at a sub-20% clip. Tell me that doesn’t scream MLB worthy? In the offseason I was by far the high man on Hoskins, ranking him 57th in my top 100. Fast forward two and half months, and Hoskins is the new danger, hitting a robust .350/.447/.675 with 8 homers, and 15 RBIs in just 24 games. Meanwhile Tommy J struggles in Philly, and the calls for Hoskins in Philly get louder. Sure he’s a righthanded throwing first baseman, but Paul Goldschmidt scoffs at you scoffs at your concerns. I put my money where my mouth is on Hoskins, and dealt Nick Gordon, and T.J. Friedl in the Basbeall Prospectus expert league, The Devil Rejects, back in November, and am quite happy with how my gamble looks to paying off. This prospector’s word of advice, go get Hoskins. Anyway, here’s what else I saw this week in the minors.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Corey Kluber left yesterday’s game with lower back discomfort, before giving up five earned in three innings to the Tigers. ¬†In every game, the Tigers look like John Jaso, just dreadful. ¬†I mean, you ain’t got no alibi. ¬†U-G-L-Y. ¬†Then Kluber makes them look like The Ghost of Charley Lau is gliding each bat from beyond the grave. ¬†“Don’t worry, Alex Avila, I will help you hit .400 and don’t forget to buy your mother a gift for Mother’s Day.” ¬†“Hey, Ghost of Charley Lau, you help with the hitting and let my iCal do the rest!” ¬†That’s so ungrateful, Alex Avila! ¬†Looking at Kluber’s peripherals, there’s some cause for concern, but cause for optimism too, assuming his back will be fine (maybe a large assumption). ¬†His velocity is down a hair, but his Ks, walks, and xFIP are not saying he should be pummeled like a gymnast’s horse. ¬†His Aprils have been terrible for the last two years (yes, I know we’re in May), so I’m hoping Kluber comes out of it. ¬†At worst, he’s a 3.70 ERA guy with 200+ Ks. ¬†At best, it all still comes together. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Lots of little piddly injuries this week that don‚Äôt seem to be of much consequence. Self-proclaimed MVP candidate Yoenis Cespedes missed a few games with hamstring soreness, but seems ready to return. Stephen Strasburg must have had a great time on his July 20th birthday, because here we are nine¬†months later and he is missing a start to be with his wife as they have their second child. Lil’ DP, Dustin Pedroia, has missed a few games after getting taken out by a Manny Machado slide that would make Ty Cobb proud until Cobb looked at a picture of Machado. And Justin Upton injured his forearm hustling into second base trying to outrun all the lofty hype and expectations we‚Äôve heaped on him for a decade now.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Amir Garrett, or as he’s commonly referred to as, Muslim Mrs. Garrett, took Natalie, Jo, Blair, Tootie and that little white kid, who no one remembers, to school last night. ¬†Muslim Mrs. Garrett was like, “Listen, child, I’m your boss while you’re in this park and I’m going to rule over you with sweet motherly affection, but an iron fist like you get from a male Gulag prisoner.” ¬†Yesterday, he straight dazzled — 7 IP, 2 ER, 8 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 1.83. ¬†MMG is so out of nowhere I feel like we need to start at the beginning. ¬†He was born– Okay, flash forward Lost-style and they’re off the island and Garrett is a former basketball player, so his age isn’t as old as it seems for his development level. ¬†I think because of that he could also sneak up on people. ¬†His control gets wonky at times, and he doesn’t read as a strikeout pitcher, but there he was doing just that last night. ¬†He could surprise some people, but A) Reds and their ballpark. B) Rookie. ¬†C) There’s no C. ¬†To take this back to 80’s sitcoms, there could be some Boners along the way through Growing Pains, but I’d grab him if you feel like Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, or can just handle the risk. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Joining Paul Hollywood at The Great Britton’s Brach Off¬†is Orioles’ manager, Buck Showalter. ¬†Showalter said, “Craig Gentry (2-for-5, 3 RBIs) hit a home run with his¬†leadoff Battenberg cake even if it is¬†missing the mark on OBP, but I love its moistness, and I apologize for using the word moist.” ¬†Trey Mancini (3-for-5, 4 RBIs, and his 3rd and 4th homers) was crowned this week’s Star Baker, beating out Mark Trumbo (2-for-5, 1 run), who was in the cleanup spot, saying, “Why do these people have to use so many pots and pans?” ¬†The Great Britton’s Brach Off didn’t end without losing one baketestant. ¬†Zach Britton over-whisked his meringue and left with a forearm strain. ¬†The Brits are calling it, Zaxit. ¬†So, Britton will be out for at least ten days with Brad Brach filling in, behind Brach will be Darren O’Day, who sounds too IRA to me, then behind him will be Mychal Givens, who is Mike Tyson and Robin Givens’ child. ¬†Buck Showalter said he hopes Britton will be ready in ten days, but forearm strains don’t work that way, so you should grab Brach, at least. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Coors Day! Beers flow, hits and runs are plentiful, can it get any better? Coors Day, unfortunately, is on the Early Only Slate and not the Main, which we‚Äôll get to later. Just like almost every Coors Slate, you‚Äôre just trying to jam as many Coors bats into your lineup as you can with whatever other value you can find. But what do you do when Fanduel puts the value at Coors? Well, you play them everywhere, obviously. Today, Fanduel has graced us with the mispriced trio of Dodger lefty mashers all under 3k. Franklin Gutierrez (.363 career wOBA vs lefties), Kike Hernandez (.361 wOBA vs lefties) and Scott Van Slyke (.364 wOBA vs lefties) all hit like Adrian Beltre vs. lefties, and now they are at Coors and each priced under 3k? Are you kidding me? If any of these guys are in the lineup, you play them, and then sit back, drink your adult beverage and watch as the money rolls in. If you only want to use one, I’d probably keep it simple and just go with whoever hits highest in the order.
Now, on to the picks.
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Before we jump right into this draft recap, let‚Äôs go over a little bit of background about the league and its details. This isn‚Äôt like the typical RCL 5×5 rotisserie league we often talk about in this space. LOEG is a 10×10 head-to-head keeper league, with 10 teams and four keepers per team from year to year. The league has been around for something like ten years and has been graced by the presence of yours truly for the past five.
Since the categories, scoring, and rules are a little different in this league I‚Äôll break down all the details below. I think it‚Äôs important to break this down a bit first because not only do I want to bore you to death, but I want you to have all the information while you are going over the results and making fun of my team in the comments section. Anyway, here we go:
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There have been a few unexpected side effects from me writing a weekly injury article for Razzball. First, due to Spring Training I‚Äôve had to pay attention and care about every irrelevant player‚Äôs bump, bruise and sniffle (why did you all let me include Tyler Collins in my article last week?!) Going forward I‚Äôm going to try to focus on the injuries that may actually have a fantasy impact. No one cares that Joe Mauer ¬†missed one¬†hour of practice because he had what the Twins medical staff is referring to as a ‚Äúminor boo-boo.‚ÄĚ
Another unexpected side effect is the schadenfreude I feel whenever I read about a major player getting injured. ‚ÄúOh YES! David Price might miss the whole year?! More content!‚ÄĚ What type of monster have I become?
Anyway, here‚Äôs whose pain I have gotten enjoyment out of this week:Please, blog, may I have some more?