So, how‚Äôs everyone holding up without baseball every day?¬† I don‚Äôt know what to do with myself!¬† Yesterday I wandered into a Starbucks and told the coffeerista about¬†Marcus Stroman¬†for 2018.¬† Then I sobbed into a cheddar scone¬†until someone asked me to leave.¬† We‚Äôve gone over the¬†final 2017 fantasy baseball rankings¬†for hitters and the top 20 starters. ¬†This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. ¬†That‚Äôs hardcore¬†nerd shizz! ¬†This is simply fantasy baseball, we‚Äôre softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. ¬†So, there‚Äôs no more of these godforsaken recap posts left.¬† You‚Äôre welcome. ¬†I, my over-the-internet friend, will be talking next about 2018 rookies.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 40 starters for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Oh, I get it, it was a C lineup for a team whose B lineup ain’t an A lineup.¬† Understood, my dude, don’t be rude.¬† *smacks face*¬† No more rhyming and I mean it!¬† Anyone want a peanut?¬† But yesterday showed the flashes of greatness from Carlos Carrasco — 8 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 14 Ks, ERA at 3.29, and notched 200 IP for the first time in his career — that he is constantly hinting at, and I don’t want to end a sentence with at — dah!¬† If only he’d stop with the hinting.¬† Paint the corners — great!¬† Paint a picture of an ace — super!¬† But we’re not playing Pictionary here, stop with the hints!¬† He’s 30 years old already.¬† At what point is it no longer what he can do and rather this is who he is?¬† No question mark actually.¬† This is it methinks, I said dressed like a leprechaun.¬† Some amazing starts, some lackluster starts, some random DL stint, some of the parts is greater than whole.¬† Yes, I know I spelled sum wrong, don’t make me go back there!¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
With their win last night, the Cubs clinched the NL Central division title. That means they’ll be rolling with the hangover lineup on Thursday, where almost no regular starters (if any) will be in the lineup. Cardinals starter Lance Lynn won’t have to worry about facing Rizzo or Bryant; instead, he’ll be going against guys like Mike Freeman. This is an outstanding situation to take advantage of, as Lynn will only cost you $7,100. There’s certainly some risk involved, considering Lynn gave up eight earned runs his last time out, but that start was likely just an outlier. As they say, scared money don’t make no money, so roll with Lynn as he takes on the barely-sober Cubs.
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Let’s see, all rise for the Judge.¬† Can I get a witness for Judge?¬† Judge, jury and executioner of fastballs.¬† This is one Judge who should never see the bench.¬† There’s a ten from the East German for Judge!¬† Well, you can be the Judge of that, not really tho.¬† You can Judge a book by how hard he knocks the cover off the ball.¬† And, of course, five minutes to Judge Mollywhopper.¬† All right, all right, enough.¬† Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 47th and 48th homer, as he hits .281.¬† I don’t want to have to bring out the caps, but he’s a ROOKIE.¬† *inserts meme of white guy blinking*¬† He has the rookie record for walks, within one of the rookie record for home runs and the first player with 200 Ks and a .262+ average in baseball history.¬† I looked through the last 120 years of baseball for a comparable year, and I found Mike Schmidt’s best year and a not-yet-white Sammy Sosa.¬† So, a Phillie hero and vitiligo.¬† In the 2nd half, Judge ‘only’ has 18 homers, and increased his K-rate to 32.9% from 29.8, only hitting .213.¬† In 2018, there’s going to be huge risk and reward when drafting Judge.¬† I’d be shocked if he falls further than the top 15 overall, so you’re gonna have to gamble that he won’t hit 40 HRs with a .240, and be essentially Khris Davis.¬† Either way, it’s gonna be tough to Judge.¬† Ugh.¬†¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re at all familiar with management theory, then you’re probably aware generally of the “Peter Principle”. The concept is simple, managers rise to the level of their incompetence. Here’s where you think about your current manager, and snicker. Are you done? Okay, so it’s concept that many of us can relate to, some of us first hand. But what does this have to do with the subject of today’s profile Marlins starter Dillon Peters? Ahhh, his name is Peters? It works right? But perhaps there’s more there. Or maybe I’m overthinking. Yeah, totally overthinking it. Then again, is it possible that Peters has risen to his own level of potential incompetence here in the Bigs? His numbers over the last two years in the minors have been phenomenal, rarely letting up multiple earned runs in a game. In fact over the last two years, across 37 starts between high A and AA, Peters has amassed a 21-9 record with a 2.11 ERA, 1.03 WHIP, .224 BAA, ¬†7.5 K/9, and 1.74 Bb/9. While allowing just 5 balls to leave the park in 191.2 innings. So to say he’s on a great run the last few years is an understatement. Will that continue here in the majors or is he due for a heavy regression? Through Peters first few starts he’s been solid but lucky. I actually intended to profile his start last Tuesday at Philadelphia, but pivoted to Sunday’s turn for the rescheduled home game vs the Brew Crew. I figured in case things went awry in Milwaukee recency bias would win out. Here’s what I saw.Please, blog, may I have some more?
To anyone from Southeastern Massachusetts my title means something to you. If you’re anything like me it signifies the first time in your life you were severely disappointed. I can still remember packing into my parent’s station wagon with another family my parents were friendly with. We were headed to the “World Famous King Richard’s Faire“. Six year old Ralph couldn’t believe I was headed to THE fair of THE King Richard. I mean he was the best king ever, and here I am headed to his fair! Me, lowly 6 year old Ralph with a golden bowl cut! Welp, much like everything else in life since, it was a massive disappointment. What was supposed to be a day of jousts, knights, kings and princesses, quickly turned into reality. That reality was drunk bikers with swords, mutton, and the inescapable smell of feces and urine. The strangest part is it smelt just as much like urine as it did poop. It was as if the two smells were competing for dominance, each pushing itself to it’s limits but neither overtaking the other. Needless to say I never went back. I could have, but I did better things with my time like drinking or masturbating. What does this have to do with Garrett Richards and his most recent start? Well let’s just say I was excited, only to be disappointed. That’s my big market tease, trust me you’re bound to be disappointed…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Victor Robles was called up by the Nats. ¬†He’s number two in Prospector Ralph’s top 100 prospects, and everyone loves him, even Brad Garrett! ¬†Robles will likely be the first guy I go over this offseason when I go over some high-profile rookies for 2018. ¬†He is real, and he’s beautiful. ¬†So, here’s the text question I posed to Prospector Ralph yesterday, “Who gets more at-bats from now until the end of the season for the Nationals, Alejandro De Aza or Robles?” ¬†At that point, Ralph stopped talking to me, but it’s even worse. ¬†Prior to my text, I saw “…” showing that he was typing, then that disappeared and nothing. ¬†Just silence. ¬†Eventually, I got a text back that Robles could play half the time. ¬†I don’t know. ¬†My guess is Nats are promoting him as a sort of butt pat that he did well this year. ¬†Maybe he replaces Werth, Kendrick or Taylor here and there and plays a few times a week. ¬†Werth’s shoulder has been barking and he’s woof, in general. ¬†I didn’t care about picking up Robles in a 12-team mixed league, but grabbed him in a 15-teamer to drop Francisco Mejia, who was last week’s “YOU GOTTA GRAB HIM!” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s an old expression in Major League Baseball, “As the sun sets on one Weaver, another rises from its ashes.” I have to say it was rather prophetic to predict the spontaneous combustion of Jered Weaver’s career. Then again, it’s not like there weren’t clear signs that we had reached the end of the line with our most recent Weaver. I mean the man was throwing 67 MPH in his last few starts, or years, but whatever… That brings me to today’s subject, our new shiny Weaver, complete with new car scent! I’m of course alluding to Cardinals rookie phenom Luke Weaver. The 24 year old right-hander got his first taste of the big leagues last year to mixed results. He looked brilliant at times, and caught too much of the plate at others. The issues with Weaver are rarely related to his pitching however. He’s had an inability to stay healthy over the course of his career, never exceeding 120 innings pitched in a season. As for the player himself he has one of the more exciting upsides of any arm in the minors, mixing swinging strikes, with weak contact, and elite control. Since his most recent callup in late August, Weaver has posted back to back starts with 10 Ks and 1 walk, while limiting his opponents to a .224 batting average against. There’s nothing I love more than digging into the start of a player I’ve been touting for a year plus. It’s even better when that player’s twitter handle (@DreamWeava7) has a Boston accent! I’m in LOVE!! Previously Weaver has ranked 48th (pre-season), and 60th in my mid-season, which is lofty praise. As anyone who reads my prospect work will tell you, I discount pitching prospects pretty heavily for fantasy purposes. ¬†Enough of the small talk, here’s what I witnessed in Weaver’s Sunday start.Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s a narrative making the rounds that today’s Pitching Profile subject Collin McHugh just started throwing a slider. This on it’s face isn’t completely true, his repertoire included a slider two years ago, but he scrapped it in 2016 in favor of a cutter. So the “throwing a slider now” people are insane, and this is open and shut case. Right, Ralphie?” Actually, their narrative is partially correct, because while he did formerly throw a slider he didn’t go back to the pitch he scrapped before last season. He’s throwing a different slider. A reworked version he picked up from clubhouse showboat Brad Peacock. Who picked the pitch up from some shoe salesman named Jordan Jankowski, who picked his up from a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Count Chocula. Anyway, back in 2015 when McHugh experienced a break through with the Astros, he threw his “old” slider nearly 45% of the time. It’s funny that everyone forgot he threw a slider back then, considering it accounted for such a high chunk of his usage. In fact he threw his breaking pitches, (he also has a high spin-rate curveball), 67.1% of the time. ¬†Leading his 27.2% fastball usage to rank as the second lowest in the majors behind only R.A. Dickey during the 2015 season. Before 2016 began McHugh’s usage of his ineffective slider was scrapped completely for a cutter, and an increased reliance on his hook. The results didn’t change, in fact in someways they got worse, but that’s not important, and here’s why. Fast forward to 2017, and McHugh missed a majority of the season’s first half with an elbow injury. The player that has emerged since is a completely different animal. Throwing his fastball more than 50% of time, and with a new and improved low 80’s slider, one with increased movement from his former offering. The question for today, “Is this a new and improved model or just a redesigned Grand Am?” ¬†Let’s look under the hood and see.Please, blog, may I have some more?
For the last few days, I’ve been in New York for my grandfather’s 90th birthday. ¬†With each passing year, he gets more casually racist, and, let’s just say, he didn’t start at zero. ¬†I told him Byron Buxton hit three homers on Sunday, and he said, “Byron? ¬†What’s he, a Jew?” ¬†I told him, no, I don’t think so, but, of course, he can’t hear so well, so he continued, “I didn’t think Jews played sports. ¬†Well, I guess he’ll at least be good with the money he makes.” ¬†Then he went on a twenty-minute rant about how he’d have more money if he was Jewish (he’s Italian). ¬†If you read Who Is Grey Albright?, you’ll know that I was raised by my grandparents, so let’s hope the apple rolled far enough away from the tree. ¬†Otherwise, I’m gonna be writing roundups in 40 years like this, “Byron Buxton Jr. – He has better contact rates than his father, and prolly can find a good interest rate, ya know, because Jew.” ¬†Here’s my grandfather with the entertainment we got for the party. ¬†For those of you that grew in the tri-state area in the 1980’s, you’ll be familiar with the entertainment:
My grandfather’s 90th birthday with special guest, Uncle Floyd! pic.twitter.com/hmAUH2z0Vr
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) August 27, 2017
Any hoo! ¬†Byron Buxton went 4-for-5, 4 runs, 5 RBIs and three homers (11, 12, 13) and his 24th steal. ¬†A triple slam and legs? ¬†What a glutton for wonderful! ¬†From the 1st half to the 2nd half, his average went from .216 to .309; his K-rate is down from 31% to 25%; his OPS went from .594 to .903; his ISO went from .090 to .245, and his OBP went from .288 to .350. ¬†Beginning to think real adjustments have been made for 2018, because everything’s been better in the 2nd half. ¬†His 2nd half has been bigger and better than the pictures I saw recently of Tiger Woods, if you catch my drift. ¬†(Okay, so the apple doesn’t roll that far from the tree after all.) ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?