Let’s just go on what logic tells us. ¬†Not Logic, the rapper, but logic the thing you’ve been chipping away at with your weed smoking. ¬†In 2015, Billy Beane traded Drew Pomeranz to the Padres for Yonder Alonso. ¬†At the time, we have to assume Beane wanted a slugging first baseman. ¬†A guy that could hit 25+ homers. ¬†Okay, so they dealt with terrible Alonso for two years, and, then, when they get what you think they had to be hoping for, they trade him for a prospect (Boog Powell) that many believe is a bench player. ¬†Now, even if Powell pans out, you had in Alonso what you wanted already. ¬†I’m beginning to think Beane just does trades to do trades. ¬†If you were to hear in fifteen years that Beane was trying to make the A’s worse to get out of Oakland, would anyone be surprised? ¬†Moneyball 2 is going to be starring Jamie Kennedy and straight-to-DVD. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Alonso loses some value going to the M’s because he’ll likely platoon with Danny Valencia (hit his 13th homer on Sunday), though, I guess it could be argued this is a positive move for Alonso, because he’s hit .188 vs. lefties this year. ¬†As for Powell, the A’s might promote and platoon him because what do they have to lose? ¬†Or rather, what do they have to win? ¬†If they’re lucky, Boog will bring some of his trademark ribs. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Uh-oh, the double lede! ¬†This is more spectacular than the double rainbow. ¬†WHOA, DOUBLE LEDE! ¬†Alex Cobb threw a gem yesterday — 8 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (2 Hits), 4 Ks, ERA at 3.73, but his brother from another mother and father,¬†Alex Colome¬†blew the game, going 1 IP, 2 ER, and now has given up seven earned — sevearned? — in his last three appearances. ¬†Alex Cobb carried a no-hitter into the 7th and was so good yesterday that Robert Wuhl is writing the screenplay to Cobb 2: ¬†More Corn. ¬†However, do the Rays play Blondie “Call Me” when Colome comes in? ¬†If so, stop! ¬†If not, give it a try because we need to shake things up. ¬†I grabbed Danny Farquhar before the game even ended. ¬†Lord Farq could get a few saves if Colome remains dreck. ¬†…Cause somebody once told me that Farquhar is an ‘own me,’ and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed! ¬†Colome was looking kind of dumb with a crooked number on the board and an L shape hanging on his scorecard. ¬†Well, the years start coming– Okay, I will stop now. ¬†In the end, Tommy Hunter got the save after the blown save, so he could also be in the mix if Colome needs a little rest. ¬†In one league, I grabbed Farquhar; in one league, I grabbed Hunter for ye ol’ hedge. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Daniel Norris went 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 3.81. ¬†Deserved better than a no decision, but¬†he’s 23 years old, making $500,000, so who cares what he deserves? ¬†I deserve equal pay for cracking jokes about fantasy baseball for six months! ¬†*marching with a picket sign* ¬†Sign reads: ¬†BLOGGER = Better Living-wage Or Gainful Gifts, Earnings, Reimbursements *pull back to reveal I’m marching in my underwear with my dog humping my leg* ¬†Stop, Ted! ¬†I’m trying to make a point! ¬†So, Norris looked terrific, but¬†he’s had a vexing¬†season. ¬†Vexing, I tell ya! ¬†He was put in middle relief after a back problem that sidelined in the spring, then he returned and was almost immediately sidelined with an oblique problem. ¬†Why do we care? ¬†Well, I wrote a sleeper post about him last¬†year, saying, “He‚Äôs a sleeper, because he‚Äôll likely be drafted late since he appears to be a year away, and, sadly, he might not just appear to be a year away, but he might actually be a year away, though he might appear to be a year away and not be a year away. ¬†I‚Äôm the Grand Champion¬†of putting ‚Äúyear away‚ÄĚ in one sentence, by the way. ¬†Norris is a pure upside play. ¬†He could be a 4+ ERA guy that bounces between the rotation, the bullpen and the minors or a 2.75 ERA guy with truckloads of Ks.” ¬†And that’s me quoting me! ¬†I quote that, because I was exactly right (I couldn’t have been wrong since I hedged more than Sonic) and for 2017 I’m going to like Norris for the exact same reasons while being a year closer. ¬†Dot dot dot. ¬†To getting a living wage! ¬†I’m Norma Rae! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
At Stephen Strasburg‘s summer DL rental, the driveway is an inverted W and he timeshares with Ryan Zimmerman. ¬†The Nationals said Strasburg’s elbow issue is not structural. ¬†Yeah, it’s¬†deconstructed like a Cobb salad at some overpriced restaurant. ¬†I’m sure Strasburg is totally fine and it’s completely coincidental that he has a 10.19 ERA in August. ¬†Totally unrelated, guys and five girl readers, totally unrelated. ¬†Strasburg feels like the kind of pitcher that we can never rely on for more than 150 IP. ¬†In five years, he’s thrown 200+ IP once and he’s 28 years old. ¬†Oh, and ‘member how Strasburg was supposed to bounce back this year? ¬†He currently has the¬†worst ERA of his career. ¬†Yeah, great. ¬†In my fantasy team¬†news, because who doesn’t love someone talking about their fantasy team,¬†Strasburg¬†hit the DL about an hour after my weekly Scout league locked. ¬†The same league where I was in first a week ago before Strasburg went to Coors and Lackey went to the DL. ¬†The same league where I’m now in 2nd. ¬†The same league where I needed Strasburg to start twice this¬†week and Lackey was set to face the Padres. ¬†The same league¬†that ends at the end of August. ¬†The same league that just made me cry. ¬†I need a tissue, you karmic bullies! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Not sure how many of you saw it yesterday, but Terry Collins got heated in a press conference when the Mets’ PR guy wanted him to tell the media more about Syndergaard. ¬†Finally, Collins called him a puppy dog and stormed out. ¬†Now, in a move that will be sure to make even the best PR person¬†sweat, the Mets are in final talks to reunite with Jose Reyes. ¬†The news picked up steam when management¬†asked that the players’ wives not travel¬†with the team. ¬†Also, Wilmer Flores better not cry if Reyes joins the team. ¬†Reyes smells the slightest weakness and he becomes a slap hitter (of recent vs. of old). ¬†So, what can we expect of Reyes if he does land on the Mets, or any team, because he will sign somewhere. ¬†Last year, in 116 games, he had 7 homers, 24 steals and a .274 average. ¬†Honestly, that’s not that bad. ¬†He can’t stay healthy, but maybe starting in July will help with that. ¬†Figure he can play 80 games, which should put him in the area of a 7-10 HRs, 17-25 SBs and a .270 average. ¬†Not terrible if you’re struggling at shortstop or MI. ¬†Maybe the Mets will say eff it and also hire Doc Gooden to cut the¬†foul lines. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Felix Hernandez hit the DL with a calf strain. ¬†He could veal it during his last start. ¬†Sounds like a good injury to milk. ¬†Sorry, I was just shaking out the¬†pockets of these jeans I wore last night and I had a bunch of unused cow puns. ¬†What’s a dad cow’s poop called? ¬†Pa-nure! ¬†Take it, Highlights, it’s yours! ¬†So, James Paxton was called up to replace F-Her, who is likely going to only miss a few weeks, but Paxton could continue to get starts if he’s good. ¬†So, can Paxton¬†be good? ¬†Is there’s twelve posts in post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-hype sleeper? ¬†Paxton has shown flashes of brilliance with his 94 MPH fastball but the M’s have wanted Paxton to improve on a bunch of pitches and he’s already 27 years old, so is improvement coming? ¬†Well, he had a 3.97 ERA in Triple-A this year and Steamer projects him as a streamer, so I have no faith whatsoever. ¬† Speaking of faith, yesterday Paxton gave up runs like his character gave out marriage proposals. ¬†Looking at his line is like looking at Chloe Sevigny¬†—¬†3 2/3 IP, 3¬†ER, 5 unearned runs. ¬†Paxton’s like when Picasso stood up from the toilet. ¬†He’d look down and say, “That’s a work in progress.” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Tigers are doing all of their buying early this year, huh? ¬†They’re like your mom that one year she did¬†all her Christmas shopping about two and a half months before everyone else. ¬†Then the presents sat in your basement until Christmas and, since presents aren’t supposed to sit in a¬†basement that long without being used, the PlayStation got¬†mildew damage and Dad’s cordless¬†shaver batteries seeped. ¬†Then, when Christmas finally rolled around your mom’s talking about how presents aren’t why you celebrate baby Jesus’ birthday and you say if that were true then why was she in such a hurry to buy presents in September? ¬†And she says to shut up and enjoy your starting pitcher with a falling K-rate and a¬†raising xFIP. ¬†Well, if she were the Tigers’ GM. ¬†To quote Gordon Gekko, Jordan Zimmermann is a dog with different fleas. ¬†Last year, he had a 7.3 K/9 after a 8.2 in 2014. ¬†He had a 3.82 xFIP last year, his highest since his rookie year. ¬†He’s always impressed with his lack walks, but even those¬†crept¬†up from 1.3 in 2014 to 1.7 last year. ¬†Oh, and now he goes from the NL East to the AL. ¬†The Tigers should just go out and get Johnny Cueto and a pair of Zubaz to make it official that they just don’t understand bad trends. ¬†For 2016, I’ll give Zimmermann the projections of 14-11/3.89/1.24/155 and someone I won’t¬†go near next year. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this offseason for 2016 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Of course, the title is referring to Nelson Muntz, but Jimmy Nelson sounds like a sitcom character too. Like the kid who is sweet to the parents, but is really the devil incarnate when no one is looking. Eddie Haskell, if your references go back that far. Fun fact! Chad Billingsley’s grandma starred in that show. So, Jimmy Nelson had a solid game last night (6 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 4 Ks, and his ERA is down to 3.57), but that’s not THAT good (caps for emphasis, not aesthetics). No, but his month of July ERA was 1.64. THAT is THAT good (not for emphasis, but now my autocorrect ‘learned’ THAT and wants THAT capped and I can’t shut THAT off). Where is all of this coming from? Great question, clunky expositional transition! I’d say it’s not where it’s coming from, but where has it been? Ooh, you like that switcheroo. Nelson had a 1.46 ERA in the PCL with a 9.2 K/9 last year, throws 93 MPH and has worked hard to add a curve that he never had before this year. He feels like a guy that will click at some point, and be a top 20 starter. This year could be rocky still, but I think he’s worth trying for a few starts to see if he’s already turned that corner. I’ve been rocking three starters in my RCL league since April, but after streaming Nelson yesterday, I kinda want to hold him. While an Air Supply song plays softly in the background. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Jonathan Papelbon has a contract that insures that he remains the closer if he’s traded. He would likely be the closer in Washington even without that stipulation, but it’s so like Papelbon to have that in his contract. Should just call that the douche clause. To fix him, the Nationals should bring him into games where they’re up one run in the seventh and run him out there for three innings every night until his arm falls off. Sure, they’d cost themselves a closer and games, but isn’t spite worth it? I know it is when Cougs says she has a headache and I say, “Fine, I’m gonna sleep in the bathtub!” Sure, I could stay in the bed, or even opt for a couch, but the spite wouldn’t be driven home as well. Papelbon’s trade obviously kills all value for Drew Storen. Shame, his career feels like the exact opposite of Fernando Rodney. No matter how well Storen pitches every year he seems to lose the job for some unforeseen reason. Maybe he can figure out a way to work into his contract, “Must pitch after any white guy that is a terrible dancer whether that is Mark Madsen, Grey Albright or Papelbon.” Of course, in Philly, this means that Ken Giles gets his long-deserved chance to close for the Phils. All three games where they’re leading. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Last week it was lefties beating up on Shane Greene, this week we have the Canadian lefty killers, the Toronto Blue Jays. If you read me at all this season you‚Äôve noticed some themes. Mainly the pitching staffs I enjoy picking on most, Texas and Philadelphia. When one of those two waltzes into a home stadium of the highest scoring team in MLB, I get a little excited. The cherry on top is the first starter just so happens to give the platoon advantage to Toronto‚Äôs three best hitters. Not only have the Blue Jays scored 70+ more runs than the next best team, but they own the best team OPS (.832) vs. lefties by over 50 points. This is almost too good to be true, a dream matchup that most likely everyone will be on. Do with that info what you will, but you won‚Äôt catch me fading Josh Donaldson tonight, even at a lofty $5,800. Whether it be tournament or cash game, Dongaldson and his 1.051 OPS vs. LHP (or .441 wOBA if that‚Äôs the language you prefer to speak) this season will find his way into my lineups to pheast on Adam Morgan. You can fade him if you like, but if he goes triple dong, don‚Äôt say I didn‚Äôt warn you. Let‚Äôs see who else I‚Äôll be looking at on tonight’s slate.
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