We already went over the¬†top 20 catchers¬†and the¬†top 20 1st basemen for 2017 fantasy baseball.¬† Today, we dip our big toe into the top 20 2nd basemen pool.¬† Weird year for the 2nd basemen.¬† They had a huge bounce back last year, but this year a bunch of guys got old or just disappointed:¬† Kinsler, Carpenter, Kipnis and Zobrist.¬† And that’s only naming the Jews and Gentiles.¬† (I’m putting Carpenter in both camps.)¬† To recap this crap (rhyme points!), this final ranking for last year is from our¬†Fantasy Baseball Player Rater¬†with my comments.¬† The Player Rater allows me to be impartial while looking at how I ranked them in the preseason.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 20 2nd basemen for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compared to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s see, all rise for the Judge.¬† Can I get a witness for Judge?¬† Judge, jury and executioner of fastballs.¬† This is one Judge who should never see the bench.¬† There’s a ten from the East German for Judge!¬† Well, you can be the Judge of that, not really tho.¬† You can Judge a book by how hard he knocks the cover off the ball.¬† And, of course, five minutes to Judge Mollywhopper.¬† All right, all right, enough.¬† Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 47th and 48th homer, as he hits .281.¬† I don’t want to have to bring out the caps, but he’s a ROOKIE.¬† *inserts meme of white guy blinking*¬† He has the rookie record for walks, within one of the rookie record for home runs and the first player with 200 Ks and a .262+ average in baseball history.¬† I looked through the last 120 years of baseball for a comparable year, and I found Mike Schmidt’s best year and a not-yet-white Sammy Sosa.¬† So, a Phillie hero and vitiligo.¬† In the 2nd half, Judge ‘only’ has 18 homers, and increased his K-rate to 32.9% from 29.8, only hitting .213.¬† In 2018, there’s going to be huge risk and reward when drafting Judge.¬† I’d be shocked if he falls further than the top 15 overall, so you’re gonna have to gamble that he won’t hit 40 HRs with a .240, and be essentially Khris Davis.¬† Either way, it’s gonna be tough to Judge.¬† Ugh.¬†¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
When Hunter Renfroe was demoted two months ago, he had to ask himself, “Did I just lose my job to Jabari?”¬† Since he was holding down his soon-to-be-extinct home button on his iPhone, Siri responded, “You’re the jabroni.”¬† This sent Hunter Renfroe into a shame spiral not seen since Lorenzo Lamas spun his laser pointer at cellulite.¬† Then Renfroe stepped on more mental rakes that smacked him in his face.¬† He followed The Iron Sheik on Twitter, who promptly called him a Jabroni.¬† He wandered into a Brony convention, and a bearded man dressed as My Little Pony introduced himself as Jay Brony.¬† It was awful!¬† Renfroe, or as Scooby would call him, ‘Renfroe,’ has a batting average that is the dog’s breakfast, which means it’s Scooby snacks.¬† Zoinks!¬† That’s not why you’re owning him; it’s for power, that he has in spades (though clubs would make more sense).¬† If you need power in the final ten days, grab Renfroe, you jabroni!¬† Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who loves irony?¬† Did you just answer your mom?¬† I said irony, not ironing.¬† As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed shirt.¬† Though, now that I think about it, if I had a well-pressed shirt, and I said, “This thing is real irony,” I wouldn’t be wrong because I was saying it.¬† Any hoo!¬† The irony I speak of is Alex Gordon hitting the major leagues’ record 5,694th home run on the year, while there was less offense around the league last night than I could remember in some time.¬† Granted, from around September 11th to 14th is a bit of a blur.¬† A true highlight (building shizz up now!) was Kevin Gausman and his dismantling of the Sawx (really overselling) with the line 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.61.¬† This year, like a case of lice, Gausman is a real head scratcher.¬† Looking at his perfs (kids say this; think it’s short for perfumes), Gausman is having a garbage year.¬† Velocity is there, so doubt it’s a hidden injury.¬† The walks are way up, Ks are down, and the culprit appears to be his fastball.¬† Went from a near-10 in pitch value on his speed ball to a negative.¬† FS shouldn’t abbreviate fastball, it should be for “F**k’s sake.”¬† The good news is this sounds like a mechanics problem, and might’ve been fixed already.¬† Thanks, Pep Boys!¬† His 1st half vs. 2nd half:¬† 5.85 ERA vs. 3.44; 7.7 K/9 vs. 9.6 K/9; 4 BB/9 vs. 3.2.¬† Yeah, sadly enough, it’s going to be hard to avoid him in 2018 again.¬† Now, that’s real irony (no, it’s not).¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
What’s in a name?¬† I believe a lot.¬† I come from the new age school of thought that if you name your kid, Quimby, his first words will be, “Err-ah.”¬† Name your kid, Grey Albright, he’ll be pessimistic but wildly intelligent, shining light on the darkest corners of the fantasy globe.¬† Name your kid, Tim Anderson, and *stretches*¬† Sorry, I fell asleep, who were we talking about?¬† Oh, Tim Anderson, right.¬† *bumps head on desk*¬† Sorry, just dozed off again.¬† Who were we talking– *sees Tim Anderson’s name, falls off chair, curls into fetal position*¬† Nighty-night time.¬† Rename Tim Anderson, to Giancarlo Anderson, and you want his babies, assuming he wants you to have his babies.¬† It’s important to get consent first, I learned this the hard way with the other Giancarlo.¬† So, I’m going to go a little crazy about Anderson this offseason, but this post is just about what he can do over the next two weeks.¬† That would be best informed by what he’s done over the last week:¬† a home run, four steals and hitting near-.400.¬† As the poet in me wants to say, time is nil, make Tim nigh.¬† Okay, I’m going back to calling him Giancarlo Anderson.¬† Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Matt Olson¬†went 1-for-2, 2 RBIs with his 18th homer, hitting .273, all in only 49 games, and seven homers in his last ten games.¬† Dizzamn, who is he the American League’s Rhysus?¬† I’d call him Olsonus, but that sounds stupid.¬† We’re ridin’ the Ols-mobile?¬† That’s better (not)!¬† Like me after Taco Bell, he is Olplosive (much worse!).¬† I hear the train a comin’ rollin’ round the bend!¬† I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when!¬† Well I’m stuck with Matt Olson and time keeps dragging on!¬†¬†While a train keeps a rollin’ like Olson to San Antone!¬†¬†Well when I was just a baby my mama told me Olson, Olson, OLSON!¬†¬†Always be a good boy don’t ever play with guns (flexes, showing gun show).¬†¬†Well I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, not OLSON!¬†¬†When I hear that whistle blowin’ I hang my head and I cry because I don’t have OLSON!¬† Whew, that was exhausting.¬† So, obviously, if you need power, you should grab Olsonus, and ride the Ols-mobile.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Sometimes with the SAGNOF machine it’s best to take a trip on the way back machine. ¬†Players long past their usual usefulness of SAGNOF every now and again peep their heads out from the geriatric bingo and arts and crafts tent to be a whole bunch of fantasy useful. ¬†We peer our eyes on Jose Reyes. ¬†The once polished-up steal machine formerly of NY and now back again. ¬†The end of the year flurry which we are seeing could be fueled by his pending free agency, or maybe he has found the fountain of yutes. ¬†Either way he is showing out for the final stretch and is basically a must own type entity right now. ¬†Slashing .348/.446/.582 over his last 15 and has basically repeated his counting stats in the second half of games, in half the games (83 in first half and 4 since all star break). The middle infidel spot has been a tumultuous path of futility all year with ping-ponging guys that have arguably more value from day-to-day than keeping rostered the whole year. ¬†Just to put in perspective how good he has been over the last 30 days, he has better counting stats then Alex Bregman, who is owned in 91% of leagues right now. ¬†Reyes is only owned in 32%. ¬†If apples were to apples here, I would choose the dude in the big apple because of the speed. ¬†No I am not saying dump Bregman for him, I am simply saying that comparatively Jose Reyes should be rostered. ¬†Think fast it’s on to the saves and steals news of the past week. ¬†Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s a common term sociologists use called, The Tide of Uze. ¬†Everything that encompasses everyday life is on The Tide of Uze. ¬†Brushing your teeth, walking your dog, Jose Abreu, they’re all on The Tide of Uze. ¬†There’s small pleasures to be found with them, but they’re so consistent they are often lost amongst other more exciting things. ¬†However, this past weekend The Tide of Uze was raised by Irma GAWD!, the¬†fantasy football kickoff and me going to a Dodgers game with Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, a frequent commenter who was in town. ¬†I didn’t rank those per their importance, I’ll leave that to you. ¬†Big weekend for the world, right? ¬†(Yes.) With the Tide of Uze raising, it lifts everything that was floating on its surface, which meant Jose Abreu had a career weekend. ¬†On Saturday, he hit for the cycle, and, not to be outdone, he homered twice on Sunday (2-for-3, 3 RBIs, home run, 30 and 31). ¬†His season numbers are now 85/31/90/.302/1. ¬†All preseason I talked about how I wasn’t getting a 1st baseman in the first two rounds, so I was drafting Abreu everywhere, and I was nervous about it. ¬†Let’s just say I’ve learned to appreciate The Tide of Uze. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Cleveland Indians may never lose again! Friday night the Tribe won their 16th straight game, the longest streak in baseball this season, and the longest winning streak since the Oakland A’s won 20 in a row back in 2002 (and that team had Jermaine Dye and Chris Pratt!) Kind of gives you that good old fashioned hometown community pow-wow feeling. Relax Isaiah Thomas, you’re a Clevelander now. Regardless!¬†Mike Clevinger¬†has been a big part of the winning streak and he continues to pitch well winning his third straight start Friday night going six innings, giving up just three hits and three walks while striking out seven for his ninth win of the year. In his past three starts, Mike has gone 18 innings, allowing just 10 hits and no runs, with a 22/7 K/BB ratio lowering his ERA from 3.97 to 3.30 in that stretch. Clevinger Assemble! Mike is available in little over half of fantasy leagues, and he’s getting hot at just the right time for playoff stetch. He gets a nice home start versus the Detroit Tigers next week and after limiting them to three hits last week I will definitely be starting him there, especially if they’re going for some kind of silly 21 game win streak record by that point! Or did I just jinx by writing all this? Whatever! Pick up all the Indians! And put all your fantasy faith on Believeland right now, folks, you need to ride this magical streak while you can because the Indians keep winning! Let’s give them the chop!
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?
When you were a kid, did you ever receive a formal invitation and it was addressed like this, “Master Albright?” ¬†Okay, now think about Harrison Bader getting a formal invite. ¬†I’m dead. ¬†That legit made me laugh for twenty minutes. ¬†I stopped midway to breath from an oxygen tank, but a full twenty minutes, nevertheless. ¬†Imagine this: ¬†Mom, “Harrison, come here and open your auntie’s wedding invite?” ¬†“Why does it say, Master Bader?” ¬†Dad, “You’ll know in a few years, son.” ¬†Not to mention, Master makes every little boy sound like the kid in The Toy. ¬†S’lame! ¬†I don’t even want to Google the origins for calling a boy, Master, because it’s prolly hella racist. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Harrison Bader is playing every day, but the Cards do have 19 outfielders to juggle, so he’s not 100% guaranteed. ¬†He is hitting for power and average, and at the top of the lineup. ¬†With the Cards trying to make the playoffs, they’re putting their best lineup on the field and Bader has been a part of that. ¬†Even if Master Bader sounds like he wouldn’t play well with others. ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:
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