This offseason I’m going to recap sixteen-after-twenty, then I’ll go over the best rookies for next year, then I’ll go into sleepers and, finally, the new rankings. ¬†Holy crap! ¬†We’re already at the new rankings?! ¬†Oh, no, we’re not. ¬†Sorry, I sometimes confuse exposition and reality. ¬†Like, right now, am I explaining I confuse the two or am I really confused? ¬†Any hoo! ¬†I mention some offseason business¬†now as an on-the-nose prelude to what’s to come, but also because I’m excited to talk about Alex Reyes for each one of those upcoming categories. ¬†Best rookies? ¬†Reyes still has eligibility, so check. ¬†Sleepers? ¬†He has a 1.57 ERA, more than a K per inning and averages 97 MPH, so check, check. ¬†Rankings? ¬†I want Reyes on every team next year so where do I rank him? ¬†Check, check, check! ¬†Check pah-vodka-sha! ¬†He trap me with that alligator blood! ¬†Damn, I haven’t seen Rounders¬†in a while, I wonder if it holds up. ¬†*looks to see Rounders DVD holding up crooked bookshelf* ¬†Oh, yeah, baby! ¬†Yesterday, Reyes went¬†6 IP, 1 ER, 9 baserunners, 6 Ks with the same superb — samperb? — pitching he’s done since he was called up. ¬†I can’t imagine he’s not in the rotation to start 2017, but, as Teddy KGB would say, Cards speak. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I was watching the PCL–International League All-Star game (Psyche! You thought it was going to be about the MLB All Stars; well it is, we‚Äôll get there and Psych was an underrated great show) and took note of a few older All Stars.
1). Casey McGehee still plays!¬† And still spells his last name weird.¬† He was fantasy relevant for a short time in Milwaukee and this season in the PCL he‚Äôs got five homers and an OPS of .837¬† at AAA(and little chance of getting a call-up, but shout out to him anyway).
2). Jesus Montero was also around (hitting 11 homers with an .810 OPS in AAA).¬† Fun fact.¬† He‚Äôs got a brother named Jesus Montero.¬† Another fun fact, too many 1B in Toronto in front of him for now, but it is Edwin splitting time at DH and Justin Smoak.¬† So keep an ear to the ground (don‚Äôt do that, the ground is dirty) and maybe Jesus rises again (yep, should‚Äôve seen that one coming).
3). The immortal Tuffy Gosewisch, familiar to Diamondback fans only (or at least he should be), who has a .952 OPS in the PCL and a career MLB OPS at .531.¬† It‚Äôs certainly true, the PCL is where you want to hit.
4). I‚Äôm not a fan of Billy Ripken.¬† Love the F Face baseball card.¬† Not a fan of his announcing nor his appearances on MLB Network.¬† More a fan of Al Leiter who‚Äôs pretty decent on MLB Network and the Marlins and Yankees games I‚Äôve watched.¬† While we‚Äôre at it can we send Harold Reynolds back to ESPN?¬† Keep Byrnes, who I‚Äôm glad they toned down and Smoltz and Pedro (sometimes) with Amsinger and MLB network is good to go. ¬†There were a lot of good prospects at the PCL-International All-Star game, but that isn‚Äôt my bag, so I‚Äôll refer you here.Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. ¬†As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ¬†“May your hamstrings stay forever young.” ¬†That’s Rod Stewart doing the honors. ¬†No idea why Colorado hired Rod Stewart to handle that ceremony. ¬†I upped Story¬†in my top 20 shortstops, and cranked up his projections. ¬†His Ks have been a problem in the past, but it‚Äôs Coors, so how bad could it be? ¬†‚ÄúShould I answer?‚ÄĚ ¬†No, Josh Rutledge, it‚Äôs a rhetorical question. ¬†I’m fascinated to see what the Rockies are going to do with Jose Reyes. ¬†He’s owed a lot of money to become a straight bench player. ¬†Maybe the Rockies will just cut him. ¬†Maybe MLB will suspend Reyes for the season. ¬†Maybe the Rockies will hire Mo’nique¬†to throw Reyes threw a glass door. ¬† Maybe if I had dollars instead of maybes I’d be rich. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw in spring training for fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement, began yesterday, and Brad Ausmus, the Tigers manager who doesn’t believe in a manger,¬†started atoning for his mistakes, by sending the¬†Tigers closer, Bruce Rondon, home due to a lack of effort. ¬†This sends an interesting message. ¬†I’d guess, with a motorized scooter and knee-bypass surgery, Victor Martinez still wouldn’t be at 100% effort. ¬†Kyle Lobstein and Randy Wolf wouldn’t be at 100% effort with a pitching machine standing next to them as they mimed throwing. ¬†Shoot, I don’t know if Miggy was at 100% effort even in his Triple Crown season. ¬†Also, what does this say about Ausmus? ¬†That he’s managing a team in last place, but he’s coaching at 100% effort? ¬†Wouldn’t he be better off¬†pretending he was at, say, 60% effort? ¬†How about this, “I sent Rondon home because he was at 40% effort. ¬†I lead by example around here, and I demand everyone give 50 to 55% effort, as I do. ¬†What? ¬†You thought I was at 100% effort and we’re in last place? ¬†Please!” ¬†Alex Wilson is the likely replacement closer, maybe Neftali Feliz also sees some saves, but he blew one last night. ¬†Then, in Kansas City, Greg Holland let the entire organization off easy by saying he had a tight elbow and is done for the year. ¬†This saves everyone from calling for Wade Davis to close while berating and belittling Holland worse than a¬†tourist who doesn’t smoke pot and hates windmills. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Masahiro Tanaka¬†went 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks. ¬†I took some guff in the preseason for being down on Tanaka, in the non-sexual way. ¬†I projected him for the line of¬†10-4/3.49/1.15/150. ¬†His line right now is 11-6/3.57/1.01/125. ¬†Yeah, I was waaaaaaaaay off. ¬†Multiple A’s to allow time for an eye roll. ¬†Kids write me letters and¬†say, “Unkie Grey, how did you know what Tanucky (sic) would do so mediocrely?” ¬†My answer is always the same, I’m a witch. ¬†Then I continue, “No, that’s just a broom. ¬†Male witches ride around on Vespas.” ¬†Tanaka was an easy person for me to avoid this year due to his elbow tendon. ¬†For 2016, sadly, I don’t see my enthusiasm changing. ¬†Or at any point for him¬†until he has surgery, rehabs for 12-16 months and then returns. ¬†I wish he would, because I would like to get excited about him, but it’s just not gonna happen, said like Dana Carvey impersonating George H. W. Bush. ¬†Now, excuse me, I double-parked my Vespa on Sandoval’s foot. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Here’s some things we know about Hector Olivera. A) The Braves say he could arrive with the team on Tuesday. B) The Braves are throwing him into the fire like they’re you at a backyard fire getting rid of all pictures of yourself from high school so no one can ever do a #tbt to you. The Braves president of baseball operations said Olivera will do a few days in the Gulf Coast League, then start moving him through the system. That’s fast, since he only has a week of Triple-A games under his belt. C) There’s no C. D) B was really long so there’s no D either. E) Olivera may not need much minor league time. He’s not exactly a rookie, he’s 30 years old. F) That’s a Latin 30; he may really be 44 years old. G) Money. H) oly smokes. I) am Grey. J) This preseason, I said this about Olivera, “After watching Olivera hit, he looks like Hanley Ramirez. Out on a limb like the Tootsie Roll owl, Olivera could hit 12-15 homers, steal 6-9 bases and hit .275-ish. There‚Äôs obviously a huge amount of risk, upside, downside and unknown here. He reminds of another import from this offseason. Call him The Cuban Kang.” K) And that’s me quoting me! L) MNOP Q) Would I own him? R) you serious? Of course. S) CarGo. T)he time to grab him is now. U) I’m talking to. V) Great TV show! W) Great movie! X) Great black militant! Y) Cause. Z) Fin. Anyway, here’s some more players to buy or sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There are 14 games on the slate Friday night, and four of them are over an eight run number for the night. Also, there are no games less than seven runs tonight. This bodes well for DFS players who want a fat slice of those run totals for their teams.¬†So many variables go into a big number¬†and one is venue. The top ballparks for offense this season are:¬†Coors Field (Rockies),¬†Globe Life Park (Rangers),¬†Fenway Park (Red Sox),¬†Miller Park (Brewers),¬†Chase Field (Diamondbacks), and the¬†Rogers Centre (Blue Jays).¬†Understanding what’s happening in these parks (wind, roof, etc.)¬†¬†is a needed piece of prep for the night’s slate.¬†The other is level of pitching competition. Sure, a team can go off against any old gas can, but who are they up against tonight?¬†Finally, though this is not an exhaustive list here, a key area is the proficiency of the team at the plate. If you have a lineup full of hitters who aren’t producing, the number will reflect that.¬†When considering this line from these agencies, one must be very diligent, watching the lineups come in and making sure you’re getting someone from that lineup into your cash games (50/50s, HTH) and making sure they are higher in the lineup in order to get extra at-bats. At DraftKings, where you aren’t penalized with negative points for outs, the extra¬†plate appearances are¬†definitely worth seeking out..
So choose wisely, keep an eye on the lineup as they come in on Twitter, websites and the like. Be ready to pivot to a player if he’s suddenly sitting in the 1-spot after seeing a majority of the at-bats this season a lot further down the lineup.¬†On a night when there should be soon high scores, it’s going to pay to be on the offensive…
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With just over a month and a half left to play, it’s still a tight two-horse race between Razzball’s J-FOH and Hannibal Montana for the first Razznasty championship. The big story right now though is MattTruss (The Hippos). Truss has gained nearly 20 points in the standings since our last league update in early July and now sits comfortably in third place. How has he done it? Basically he’s dominated the rest of us since July 1st – leading the league in RBIs, wins, and strikeouts over that span. But that’s not all. The Hippos have also been top five in four other categories, including hitting the second most homers and posting the second best ERA since the beginning of last month. In other words, it’s been a balanced attack on the standings, and I am now officially scared of hippos. There is still a lot of ground between Truss and our two leaders, but anything can happen when you’re a 2-ton animal on the move.Please, blog, may I have some more?
No, no I’m not asking for that. I mean, I would if you’d let me and if you are one of the four girl readers but if I did that, then I’d go from four girl readers to zero pretty quickly. At the very least if I WERE suggesting that, I’d end it with a ‘please’. What can I say, I’m a very polite, disgusting male pig. Nah, what I’m really telling you to do is hop aboard the Jon Niese bandwagon. Didn’t know there was one, you say? I can’t say I blame you, I think it’s probably more of a run down parade float with a missing wheel if it exists at all. Really, what I’m having you think about here is three things. One, Niese actually is pitching well at this point in the year so there’s merit in that alone. Two, the Rockies are horrendous on the road this year as they rank in the bottom 10 of wRC+ away from Coors and have the highest K% of any team away from their own friendly confines. Three, well, this is where it gets beautiful. The Rockies also happen to be terrible against left-handed pitching which is exactly what Niese is. The Rockies trail only the Padres and the Mets for K% against southpaws and are dead last against them in wRC+ at a dreadful 61. It’s not very often a Niese can get you excited (PS, don’t read that out loud in public, especially near a school yard; just a friendly warning), but today is one of those days. So get on your Niese (PPS, yeah, back to not reading out loud) and ride him to profit. But enough about weird familial relations, lets’ get to it. Here’s my kissing cousin hot takes for this Monday DK slate…
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I’m picturing Droopy Dog saying, “Going down,” to my Excitement for Jose Fernandez. My Excitement for J-Fer is hooking up with a strobe light honey at a club, and my Excitement for J-Fer’s friend later tells my Excitement for J-Fer, “She was cute, except for that protruding Adam’s apple.” My Excitement for J-Fer just got a $300 red light camera ticket. My Excitement for J-Fer put the green trash can at the curb the day it was supposed to put the blue can and then puts the black can at the curb the day the green can was supposed to go out. My Excitement for J-Fer exclaims, “Why can’t I even throw out the trash right?!” My Excitement for J-Fer sighs and puts an emoji in its text messages that symbolizes its childhood hero Hulk Hogan being a racist. As you’ve likely heard, Fernandez is out indefinitely with a bicep strain. Hopefully, he can be fine for next spring, i.e., I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t return this year. Otherwise, as the old beer jingle will tell you, J-Fer, the pitcher to draft when you’re DL’ing more than one. Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?