I’m being honest here when I say I don’t think you can stop Gary Sanchez. ¬†Someone needs some breaking pitches and chloroform. ¬†It’s a sequel, The Sanchize II: ¬†Homers > Butt Fumbles. ¬†Trivia: ¬†Gary, Indiana is the birthplace of the Jacksons; Gary Sanchez is a Thriller that¬†Ben making balls Beat It, since¬†Imma sing on a song that Michael sung. ¬†Yesterday, Chez Gary went¬†2-for-3 with¬†his 9th homer in only his 19th game, as he hits .389.¬† He has 9 homers in 19 games. ¬†Now is when you cackle deliriously.¬† Paranoid cause you’re a¬†son like Elroy. ¬†You’d be happy as hell if Sanchez was the real deal. ¬†Please, tell me it’s not Maas appeal. ¬†He had 10 homers¬†in 71 games in Triple-A, so I’m all for the hype, but thinking he’s going to be a top 3 catcher in 2017 might be a bit much due to¬†three weeks of play. ¬†There’s no leagues where I wouldn’t own him right now, even if that meant¬†starting him at utility. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Indians traded Clint Frazier, Justus Sheffield, Ben Heller and J.P. Feyereisen for Andrew Miller. ¬†A regular Thanksgiving bounty to the Yankees as¬†the Indians received SAGNOF and smallpox. ¬†Hopefully, the Indians don’t have reservations later about those prospects they sent for Miller and want them back like, um, a regretful trade partner. ¬†For a second this¬†weekend, it appeared that the Indians traded for Miller and Jonathan Lucroy, but Lucroy vetoed the trade. ¬†Looks like Milwaukee is a bunch of¬†Brewer-givers. ¬†Will say this, it was a bold trade by Cleveland vs. sitting around Indian-style as they did all offseason. ¬†So, Miller becomes the de facto closer in Cleveland, and remains a top five closer in fantasy.¬† Cody Allen gets his value boinked on the head and it’s now seeing stars. ¬†Mean’s while, in New York, Dellin Betances becomes the 9th inning man for the Yankees and, taking over setup, is their newly acquired, Tyler Clippard. ¬†That’s right, the Yankee Clippard! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Gerrit Cole‘s start yesterday — 9 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.78 — wasn’t the most impressive start. ¬†*walks around, shaking people out of their slumber* ¬†Hey, what’s going on, guys and five girl readers? ¬†Was it the opening sentence? ¬†Okay, so Gerrit Cole didn’t look as good as, say, Dylan Bundy over five innings. ¬†Cole looked solid, salt-of-the-earth, lumberjack-shirt-for-a-tablecloth-middle-class-sturdy-as-oak-workman-like for nine innings. ¬†By the way, you know what they call a hyena with lines instead of spots? ¬†Hyphena. ¬†Take it, Highlights, it’s yours. ¬†Do we have to have starters that are all lordy-me-I’m-fainting-with-a-handkerchief-to-my-forehead filled with upside? ¬†Well, I’d like it, and Cole prolly has it somewhere in there. ¬†*knocks on Cole’s chest* ¬†Is a near-9 K/9 in there still? ¬†Hello? ¬†Okay, I think it is, but it’s just not answering now. ¬†Maybe it’s taking a nap from Cole’s less-than-stellar K-rate. ¬†That’s been the story of his season, actually. ¬†Great results for real baseball, but a little lacking on the flash (7.5 K/9). ¬†He’s still throwing hard (95 MPH), maybe he fell asleep while Contact was on late-night TV and woke up deciding to throw to contact. ¬†Not sure, but if I had to bet, I’d bet every day on a 25-year-old who throws 95 returning to his previous flashy Ks while maintaining his excellent ERA results. ¬†But there’s nothing wrong with a lumberjack shirt for a tablecloth. ¬†It’s Murica! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
*nervous finger tap* ¬†How many days without baseball? ¬†So, I can close my fantasy baseball team browser window without missing anything? ¬†Okay. ¬†*throws computer out window* ¬†What? ¬†Was there another way to close my fantasy team page? ¬†I hadn’t in so long I forgot. ¬†What do you mean I can go outside without worrying about missing anything in baseball? ¬†But there’s real people out there! ¬†I’m staying right here, thank you very much! ¬†So, we’re headed to the break, but Craig Kimbrel¬†just has a tear, no break. He hit the DL with a medial meniscus tear in his knee. ¬†Oddly enough, a remedial mend-iscus Band-Aid is not used to fix this. ¬†I think you messed up modern medicine, but I’ll reserve judgment. ¬†This will sideline Kimbrel¬†for about four¬†weeks. ¬†In his place will be Koji Uehara. ¬†Koji is famous for his food truck and 41-year-old junk pitches. ¬†The newly-acquired Brad Ziegler, who should put a Z like Zorro on the mound after every strikeout, will back up Uehara, because Ziegler’s kinda bleh (1.40+ WHIP, 6-ish K/9) and Koji’s been in Boston a while. ¬†Since Boston’s colors are¬†red, they should call him Scarlett Uehara. ¬†As for over in Arizona, I agree with Dan Pants in Saturday’s roundup. ¬†The non-Yankee Clippard is the one to own. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
We have a compact slate of only ten games today, but there’s a whole lot of lefty action going on, so let’s see who we can expose to cash in on some DK dolla billz. Jon Lester, $11,600 seems like the obvious choice against a weak Philly offense, but he hasn’t been the K machine on the road that he has been at home. At home he’s been beasting out, as opponents are hitting a mere .186 with 55 Ks in 48 IP and on the road they’re hitting .271 with only 14 Ks in 22 IP. Granted it’s a very small sample size, but it is something to think about going into a hitters park. I may not be feeling Lester today, but I am One Hunnit on a Cubbies stack vs lefty Adam Morgan. Steven Matz, is another LH stud going tonight against Pit and as good as he’s been I’m hesitant endorsing him as well because of the matchup. Pit has been swinging it against LHP, ranking in the top 5 at a .267/.445/.787 clip. With JDong Jr (Jung Ho Kang) back along with Marte, Cutch, Freese and Mercer, I think Matz it’s going to have a rough night. Now that I’ve negged you out on the top two starters for tonight who should you roster?
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Greetings! Ahhh, nothing quite like receiving the honor of writing the Friday night roundup. I imagine its quite similar to receiving the Medal of Honor, the Purple Heart, or maybe a Nobel Peace Prize. It certainly feels a heckuva lot better than the pride of Julio Urias‘ owners on this fine Saturday. Yeah, Urias was a real spark plug for Dodger nation last night..Sorry, did I say spark plug? I meant butt plug. They were hoping for Justin Timberlake, but instead received JC Chavez. We all expected Christian Bale, but the performance was more Christian Slater. 2.3 innings pitched with three earned and four walks sounds more like Jorge De La Rosa than Jose Fernandez. With that being said, I’m not concerned with the outing whatsoever. That’s also possibly because I don’t own him anywhere, and don’t really care either way. Best of luck to you all though, my goodmen!
Anyway, here’s what else I noticed yesterday in fantasy baseball. Take heed!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Junior Guerra has a backstory that puts the odd in odyssey. ¬†The Braves signed him as a 16-year-old catcher out of Venezuela. ¬†In 2006, he had position reassignment surgery and became a pitcher. ¬†As a¬†herbathrowdite¬†in Georgia, bathrooms and strike zones were hard to find, so he was released. ¬†He found courage from the support group, “PAC IO,” which is Pitchers And Catchers Input/Output, and tried his hand at Independent leagues. ¬†Eventually, he played in¬†Mexico, Spain, and Italy. ¬†In Italy, it was especially difficult to be a pitcher because every time a hitter came up to the plate a large, mustachioed woman umpire would say, “Guerra, you hafta throw the¬†meatballs. ¬†C’mon, the hitter’s starvin’ over here.” ¬†And Guerra’s cheeks would constantly be pinched. ¬†But, miraculously, Robin Ventura¬†found him in Italy, while mistakenly thinking that’s where Jim Rome taped his show, and signed him. ¬†Of course, the White Sox had no place for Guerra, and his journey took him to Milwaukee, allowing him to be the first person with an Italian stamp on his passport¬†in Milwaukee since Arthur Fonzarelli. ¬†Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 3 ER, 8 baserunners, 11 Ks to move his record to 3-0. ¬†He’s touched 99 MPH with his fastball, averaging around 92-95 and has a split-finger change that falls off the map like an explorer in the 1400’s. ¬†Is he more than a streamer? ¬†Hard to say at this point. ¬†He will get strikeouts and faces¬†the Braves next so¬†I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and grab him for that start. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
A Duvall hasn’t looked this good since Popeye starring Robin Williams. ¬†You thought I was going Robert Duvall and I steered it¬†into Crazytown with Shelley Duvall. ¬†By the way, don’t look at current pictures of Shelley Duvall. ¬†She’s a Shelley of her former self. ¬†I have a theory. ¬†She had to do everything just so for Kubrick in The Shining, to the point where she couldn’t even think for herself, then she started working with Robert Altman, who was like, “Do whatever you like, improv,” and going from one extreme to the other¬†drove her crazy. ¬†I’d put money on it that this¬†is the biggest update on Shelley Duvall you will ever get on a fantasy baseball website. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Adam Duvall¬†(1-for-4, and his 7th homer, hitting .284) has been crushing the ball for the last two¬†weeks. ¬†Now seven homers in 33 games. ¬†Fluky, right? ¬†Not so fast, Cousin Sweatpants. ¬†Duvall hit 26 homers in only 100 games in Triple-A and 27 homers in 91 Double-A games. ¬†He was always a power guy, just never really had a chance to play. ¬†He’s now getting that chance and proving he can continue to hit homers. ¬†Will he hit anything besides homers? ¬†That’s yet to be seen, but I’d grab him in all leagues where I needed power. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Rockies made official what seemed inevitable for the last week, Trevor Story will be the starting shortstop in Colorado. ¬†As a visiting dignitary gets a key to the city, Story earned the shortstop job and was handed one of Tulo’s old hamstrings. ¬†“May your hamstrings stay forever young.” ¬†That’s Rod Stewart doing the honors. ¬†No idea why Colorado hired Rod Stewart to handle that ceremony. ¬†I upped Story¬†in my top 20 shortstops, and cranked up his projections. ¬†His Ks have been a problem in the past, but it‚Äôs Coors, so how bad could it be? ¬†‚ÄúShould I answer?‚ÄĚ ¬†No, Josh Rutledge, it‚Äôs a rhetorical question. ¬†I’m fascinated to see what the Rockies are going to do with Jose Reyes. ¬†He’s owed a lot of money to become a straight bench player. ¬†Maybe the Rockies will just cut him. ¬†Maybe MLB will suspend Reyes for the season. ¬†Maybe the Rockies will hire Mo’nique¬†to throw Reyes threw a glass door. ¬† Maybe if I had dollars instead of maybes I’d be rich. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw in spring training for fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
High School football is a week away. Crazy, right? With that, of course, comes the start of college and professional football, meaning most of the fantasy focus will be on those throwing around the pigskin. If you’re still tuned into your seasonal league or DFS for baseball, way to go, you.
Today’s slate really isn’t that appealing, as it has six so-so games on it. I’m looking at games in Miami and Philadelphia to attack, so let’s get straight to the cash, homie.
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