All theÂ final 2017 fantasy baseball rankingsÂ forÂ hittersÂ are done.Â For those that skipped todayâ€™s title, this starts the top 20 starters for 2017 fantasy baseball.Â This is NOT for 2018 (caps for those who canâ€™t read titles; supposedly itâ€™s easier to read caps, I have my doubts).Â This is a recap.Â Will these affect next yearâ€™s rankings?Â Sure.Â But not entirely.Â To recapitulate, these rankings are from ourÂ Fantasy Baseball Player Rater.Â Weâ€™re (meâ€™re) using it to fairly gauge our (my) preseason rankings.Â Anyway, hereâ€™s the top 20 starters for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
All my fantasy baseball championship titles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though one is here to stay *sung in a very fast voice* oh, crap, nope, becauseÂ I didn’t draft Daniel Murphy because he didn’t believe in the lifestyle of a gay,
Oh, why didn’t I believe in Murphy like he didn’t believe in aâ€¦gayâ€¦gayâ€¦gay.
Suddenly! Â David Priceâ€™s arm is not half of what it used to be.
Thereâ€™s a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, itâ€™s Giancarloâ€™s groin that I made of plaster ofÂ Paris to admire and it just exploded in paste on me…Suddenly!
Why the season had to go, I donâ€™t know, it wouldnâ€™t sayâ€¦ because it canâ€™t talk, itâ€™s aÂ baseball season that ended yesterday…yesterday…yesterday!
Fantasy Baseball was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a motherâ€™s basementÂ to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterdayâ€¦dayâ€¦day.
*sniffles* Â Here, take a tissue. Â You have to excuse me, I donâ€™t have any clean ones. Â What will we do for the next few months without an update on a Metsâ€™ pitcherÂ elbow?Â Will Rougned Odor reveal he was accidentally batting while crossing his eyes and that’s why he barely hit .200? Â What will we do without a James Paxton injury update? Â WHAT? Â WILL? Â WE? Â DO? Â Prepare for next season, of course. Â But, first, letâ€™s bask in the last day of the season. Â Today is the day when you realize youâ€™ve spentÂ 27,000 man hoursÂ this summer beating eleven other strangers to win a virtual trophy, and it feels great!Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I am a winner who’s probably gonna win again.Â Giancarlo, forgive me!Â Giancarlo, forgive me!Â So many swings I don’t understand.Â Sometimes I need to stream Tommy Milone.Â Mitch don’t kill my vibe!Â Mitch don’t kill my vibe!Â I can feel your energy while Judge hits homers two planets away.Â I got my drink, I got my music.Â I would share it, but today I’m yelling.Â Mitch don’t kill my vibe!Â Mitch don’t kill my vibe! (repeat 2x)Â Yesterday, Mitch HanigerÂ (2-for-4, 3 RBIs) hit his 15th and 16th homers, and now has 4 homers in the last nine games.Â He even has a steal, and his run game got the whole world talkin’.Â King Kunta.Â Oops, wrong Kendrick Lamar song.Â If you need help this final week, grab this *itch.Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings and welcome to the last Two-Start Starters post of the year. With it being the last week of the season, make sure you take this list with the biggest grain of salt you can find. Just stay away from the bath salts. That will lead to entirely different issues in the coming weeks.
For the last week, obviously, our problem is that these rotations are written in pencil. As more and more teams clinch the playoffs and become locked into their spots, they will rest starters. Some teams, looking ahead to a potential one-game playoff (which is the dumbest thing baseball has ever decided to do, but that is a rant for another time), may even tweak their rotation to get a certain starter lined up for that crucial game. So, disclaimer over. Take this list as a starting point, but know that it could be very fluid throughout the week.
The first thing you may notice is that Chris Sale is scheduled to make two starts, but I did not include him in the rankings. That is because that second start is not a certainty by any means, and I would argue it is very unlikely. If the Red Sox have already clinched the division, there is little chance he starts or, if he does, that he pitches deep into the game. If the Red Sox might be destined for a Wild Card Playoff game, then they will likely want to keep Sale fresh to be able to start that game. Sale is obviously still worth starting for his one start, but donâ€™t bank on getting two starts from him this week.
There are others who are probably in similar situations. I removed Dallas Keuchel, Jon Lester, Luis Severino, and Jake Arrieta because I would avoid them strictly for two start purposes. Obviously, those are still pitchers worth starting; they just are not reliable options if you absolutely need two starts. While I left them on the list, I would also avoid Yu Darvish, Alex Wood, and Carlos Martinez.
As for the Streamonator picks for this week, there are actually seven starters with positive money values who are owned in less than 75% of RCLs:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who loves irony?Â Did you just answer your mom?Â I said irony, not ironing.Â As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed shirt.Â Though, now that I think about it, if I had a well-pressed shirt, and I said, “This thing is real irony,” I wouldn’t be wrong because I was saying it.Â Any hoo!Â The irony I speak of is Alex Gordon hitting the major leagues’ record 5,694th home run on the year, while there was less offense around the league last night than I could remember in some time.Â Granted, from around September 11th to 14th is a bit of a blur.Â A true highlight (building shizz up now!) was Kevin Gausman and his dismantling of the Sawx (really overselling) with the line 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.61.Â This year, like a case of lice, Gausman is a real head scratcher.Â Looking at his perfs (kids say this; think it’s short for perfumes), Gausman is having a garbage year.Â Velocity is there, so doubt it’s a hidden injury.Â The walks are way up, Ks are down, and the culprit appears to be his fastball.Â Went from a near-10 in pitch value on his speed ball to a negative.Â FS shouldn’t abbreviate fastball, it should be for “F**k’s sake.”Â The good news is this sounds like a mechanics problem, and might’ve been fixed already.Â Thanks, Pep Boys!Â His 1st half vs. 2nd half:Â 5.85 ERA vs. 3.44; 7.7 K/9 vs. 9.6 K/9; 4 BB/9 vs. 3.2.Â Yeah, sadly enough, it’s going to be hard to avoid him in 2018 again.Â Now, that’s real irony (no, it’s not).Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re at all familiar with management theory, then you’re probably aware generally of the “Peter Principle”. The concept is simple, managers rise to the level of their incompetence. Here’s where you think about your current manager, and snicker. Are you done? Okay, so it’s concept that many of us can relate to, some of us first hand. But what does this have to do with the subject of today’s profile Marlins starter Dillon Peters? Ahhh, his name is Peters? It works right? But perhaps there’s more there. Or maybe I’m overthinking. Yeah, totally overthinking it. Then again, is it possible that Peters has risen to his own level of potential incompetence here in the Bigs? His numbers over the last two years in the minors have been phenomenal, rarely letting up multiple earned runs in a game. In fact over the last two years, across 37 starts between high A and AA, Peters has amassed a 21-9 record with a 2.11 ERA, 1.03 WHIP, .224 BAA, Â 7.5 K/9, and 1.74 Bb/9. While allowing just 5 balls to leave the park in 191.2 innings. So to say he’s on a great run the last few years is an understatement. Will that continue here in the majors or is he due for a heavy regression? Through Peters first few starts he’s been solid but lucky. I actually intended to profile his start last Tuesday at Philadelphia, but pivoted to Sunday’s turn for the rescheduled home game vs the Brew Crew. I figured in case things went awry in Milwaukee recency bias would win out. Here’s what I saw.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Can you name the top five in the AL for batting average?Â I’m talking those qualified.Â The person who said Erik Kratz for being 1-for-1 on the year is unqualified to answer.Â By the way, if you’ve taken too many quaaludes to answer, does that mean you’re unquaaludified?Â Â I pose this question to you while sprawled on a tiger-skin carpet like Burt Reynolds in a centerfold for Cosmopolitan.Â “Loni, feed me grapes, would you doll face?”Â Totally making current references right now.Â The top 5:Â Altuve, Avisail Garcia, Hosmer, Reddick and Jose Ramirez.Â Yo, batting average leaders nowadays are weird.Â There’s only ten guys in the league over .300, and two of them are Joe Mauer and Lorenzo Cain.Â Yesterday, Avisail went 5-for-5, 2 runs, 7 RBIs and his 17th homer, as he hits .333.Â Let me be the first to tell you, he has not really broken out like your teenaged face.Â He’s hitting 52% ground balls, a .397 BABIP (!), not even top 70 for Hard Contact percentage, a high HR/FB% for him and still only has 17 homers.Â There’s very little to point to that he’s breaking out, and not just getting crazy lucky.Â Now watch him win the batting title and go full Terry Pendleton.Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Thursday night marked the beginning of 2017-2018
concussion football season. If your fantasy baseball league lacked waiver activity prior to kickoff, I can only imagine the subsequent days will be as lively as this fan falling asleep in the fourth inning of a Yankees-Red Sox game back in 2015. Those who stick around care; they flaunt their championship around friends, family, pets, significant others, potentialÂ significant others – just kidding, please don’t do that – while their league mates consult countless websites wondering whether this stupid kicker, or this other stupid kicker is the better play. Don’t be that friend asking about a kicker, put your time into something more valuable.
Remember in high school when teachers preached earlier time investment for projects leading to better results? This column is the child of benevolence you sat next to who saw the test, and filled your study-less void five minutes prior to the start of the exam. It’s tough to become that kid unless you are a baseball nut like myself, so in the spirit of all that is Razzball, I’ve taken it upon myself to spur some early interest in 2018.Please, blog, may I have some more?
To anyone from Southeastern Massachusetts my title means something to you. If you’re anything like me it signifies the first time in your life you were severely disappointed. I can still remember packing into my parent’s station wagon with another family my parents were friendly with. We were headed to the “World Famous King Richard’s Faire“. Six year old Ralph couldn’t believe I was headed to THE fair of THE King Richard. I mean he was the best king ever, and here I am headed to his fair! Me, lowly 6 year old Ralph with a golden bowl cut! Welp, much like everything else in life since, it was a massive disappointment. What was supposed to be a day of jousts, knights, kings and princesses, quickly turned into reality. That reality was drunk bikers with swords, mutton, and the inescapable smell of feces and urine. The strangest part is it smelt just as much like urine as it did poop. It was as if the two smells were competing for dominance, each pushing itself to it’s limits but neither overtaking the other. Needless to say I never went back. I could have, but I did better things with my time like drinking or masturbating. What does this have to do with Garrett Richards and his most recent start? Well let’s just say I was excited, only to be disappointed. That’s my big market tease, trust me you’re bound to be disappointed…Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Cleveland Indians may never lose again! Friday night the Tribe won their 16th straight game, the longest streak in baseball this season, and the longest winning streak since the Oakland A’s won 20 in a row back in 2002 (and that team had Jermaine Dye and Chris Pratt!) Kind of gives you that good old fashioned hometown community pow-wow feeling. Relax Isaiah Thomas, you’re a Clevelander now. Regardless!Â Mike ClevingerÂ has been a big part of the winning streak and he continues to pitch well winning his third straight start Friday night going six innings, giving up just three hits and three walks while striking out seven for his ninth win of the year. In his past three starts, Mike has gone 18 innings, allowing just 10 hits and no runs, with a 22/7 K/BB ratio lowering his ERA from 3.97 to 3.30 in that stretch. Clevinger Assemble! Mike is available in little over half of fantasy leagues, and he’s getting hot at just the right time for playoff stetch. He gets a nice home start versus the Detroit Tigers next week and after limiting them to three hits last week I will definitely be starting him there, especially if they’re going for some kind of silly 21 game win streak record by that point! Or did I just jinx by writing all this? Whatever! Pick up all the Indians! And put all your fantasy faith on Believeland right now, folks, you need to ride this magical streak while you can because the Indians keep winning! Let’s give them the chop!
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?